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Uncle Baño

@strangematter.bsky.social

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · Oct 15

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Breezy @breezysportngame.bsky.social · 57m

How it started vs How it went

Don’t you ever fix your fingers or feathers to try and diss the Indy 500

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 17h

it's really embarrassing that you fell for this

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18h

The sheer joy of sports BlueSky right now is making me smile. This is what social media is supposed to be.

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 19h

glad the mariners won because now i don't have to watch the blue jays kick the tigers ass like this

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 19h

intentional walk in the fucking 15th inning

i dunno man

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 19h

i see all of you complaining about too much baseball it's cute please log off before the secret 16th inning rules take effect www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Zs...

Futurama - Multiball! Multiball! Blerns! / Multi ball! Multi ball!

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 19h

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 19h

me at lap 160 of every single indy 500

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19h

Maybe I just die. Maybe that’s how this ends.

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 19h

toronto blue jays watching this game like

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 21h

i want this game to go 58 more innings and also end immediately

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 21h

THIS FUCKING GAME

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 19h

literally lolled

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 20h

maybe some of these guys just *like* extra innings

it is just an observation if i loved doing something i would also not want it to end

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 20h

ban seven nation army from all sporting events

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 20h

i want this game to go 58 more innings and also end immediately

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 21h

i want this game to go 58 more innings and also end immediately

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 21h

THIS FUCKING GAME

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 21h

THIS FUCKING GAME

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SilverMoon FAFO 💙🦋💙 @silvermoonfafo.bsky.social · 3d

The Antiphibian of Portland is gearing up to be an iconic symbol of resistance

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 22h

Extremely *well actually* voice

well actually, what if Tarik Skubal is the AL MVP

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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 22h

i'm rooting for the mariners because the tigers are a young fun team (and have more talent coming!) and i like them and i'd really hate to see the blue jays have to kick their ass

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 22h

lightgbm and light beers are a dangerous combination

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 23h

when you see cal raleigh mash them taters

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 23h

when that pad prik king (spicy level: "challenge me") hits

a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 1d

Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 1d

can't argue with that logic!!