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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jun 9

I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 14h

Because arguing in good faith with conservatives only makes their positions seem valid. They should be only derided and called weird

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 17h

Put me in a group chat and it’s an immediate block- there’s no goddamn point this entire site is a big ass group chat

Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 17h

bluesky does not need group DMs, group DMs are breeding grounds for madness.

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18d

she put away 2 chili dogs & give u this look wyd

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 1d

Safer in under the care of the People’s Republic than it is under the auspices of American oligarchs

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 3d

Saw a guy wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt walk into his house and I shit you not within thirty seconds he was screaming at his wife

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 6d

I cannot imagine what sort of generational white nonsense could produce such a take

bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 6d

wtaf are you talking about

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 6d

I love Venn diagrams

Left boob
they squish together a little
Right boob

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K. Liakos @kliakos.com · 7d

America 2025:

The facade of a store in a Delaware strip mall called its fashion but the lights on the o n and exclamation point are out so it says it’s fashi

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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 7d

“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 7d

The adobo rice is good

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 7d

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 7d

this has got to be the stupidest and most blatantly "unamerican" group of rulers this country has ever had. if you can't win against "goons in the streets, rotting food in the fields, orang is 90 dollars now" then i dont know what to say

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haunted mentions @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 9d

happy 10/6. thank you for your attention to this hatter

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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 12d

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 13d

Wait you’re telling me there’s a K-Pop Demon Hunter who’s part K-Pop Demon?! Now I’ve seen everything!

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 13d

primary among Steve Jobs' crimes against humanity is promoting the concept of CEO As Superstar Pitchman

we were better off when suits stayed mostly offstage instead of histrionically insisting everyone clap along with their bullshit

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 14d

Man Bush's war on terror was like pouring a perfect concrete pad upon upon which all this fascist bullshit is being built, huh

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 14d

The bald dweeb who got cucked by Elon Musk of all people wants you to know what a badass he is.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14d

Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · May 23

Communism is normal and you can talk to your friends about it

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🎃🧟The Abominable Dr. Jacob, Father of Beefcake🧛🎃 @fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social · 14d

"When you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die!"

-Gordon Cole, Twin Peaks: The Return.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 14d

Name a Quote from a TV Show.

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Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 14d

I am still having a hard time getting over this we are in fact actually ruled by a small cabal of child rapists who want to destroy the world thing.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 14d

the other day i laughed at ground beef costs. no way i'm paying 50 percent more than i did *60 days ago*

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