The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
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I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊). Unapologetic wife guy. II Corinthians 8:13-15 Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
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You know what this means?

Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
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The most problematic part of this: the little peach nipple on the bottom.
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mattbrown.bsky.social
ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection?

KIDS: "lets see the mascot"

(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)

GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
thecleric.bsky.social
Bring me Solo and the wookie.
thecleric.bsky.social
Because the mega donors don’t care. So they choose money.
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sickoscommittee.org
Pitbull started calling himself Mr. Worldwide on the 2010 release of Armando, specifically the single "Bon, Bon". That season, FIU won their first conference title and won their first bowl.

FIU is now undefeated in conference play since Pitbull's collab with San Marino's Gabry Ponty was released
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normative.bsky.social
There is no conceivable argument that these ships, even if we assume they were carrying narcotics, could not be dealt with in some other way. I think we can just drop the caveats and say: This is mass murder.
chrislhayes.bsky.social
Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
amaramarasingam.bsky.social
The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
thecleric.bsky.social
Don’t put it on BlueSky that he got mad.
thecleric.bsky.social
Top one is trying to sneak his teen nieces a beer (derogatory)

Bottom one is trying to sneak his teen nephews a beer (complimentary)
thecleric.bsky.social
All criticism of me is now a circular firing squad.
thecleric.bsky.social
Yes. I’ll take the exile please.
thecleric.bsky.social
Penn State. They’re synonymous in my mind with slow and methodical, which is the antithesis of an ideal Gus Malzahn offense.

Big 10 definitely a weirder match for him than Big 12.
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byctom.bsky.social
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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I promise I’ll let you down, but it will be entertaining along the way.
thecleric.bsky.social
Isn’t that part of the problem? That she never got past remote?
thecleric.bsky.social
I have followed them so now they are in the inner circle.
thecleric.bsky.social
Having a coach is like owning a boat.

Your two happiest times is hiring them and firing them.
thecleric.bsky.social
From: The Cleric
To: The Hague
Subject: Re: Numbers
thecleric.bsky.social
I think it's wholesome if you're up front that it's a dog. It gets weird when you're passing them off like other people do children.
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specter177.bsky.social
Lol I literally did this before his first game.
A FlightAware flight track that looks like the interlocking UF logo.
thecleric.bsky.social
I'd pretend I didn't even see it. Like aggressively so.

"Oh you posted something? I didn't even notice. Was it important?"
thecleric.bsky.social
This is how I learned D'Angelo died. 51? Cancer? Man, the world ain't right.