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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞

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32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992 MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI! All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age Age in Bio, or I block READ PIN

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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞 @thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social · Feb 12

How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!

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tentecreul.bsky.social @tentecreul.bsky.social · 4h

nut
#nsfwtober #nsfwtober2025

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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 11h

For all those "it doesn't matter" and "conservative media dominates everything" folks....well, *something* is getting through to 60+% of the US. (And yes, it's really hard to get to the ~20-35% who are hard partisans).

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 19h

16% of Americans say Donald Trump has definitely set a high moral standard for the presidency.

Chart showing how Americans evaluate Donald Trump on various measures. 16% say he has definitely set a high moral standard for the presidency.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 9h

"Muslim Americans have a long and proud history of service to this country, and when we allow people like Mr. Cuomo to endorse such a racist ideology, we dishonor not only Muslims Americans but the central idea of what we want America to be."

This Shit Has Got to Stop

Now.

charlotteclymer.substack.com

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Witchy Okaa-san @nyalruko.bsky.social · 2d

Pay Pros keep censoring actual artists over "concerns" and then AI companies just run this as ads on Youtube now.

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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 5d

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🔞 dova ✨ @bennidova.bsky.social · 1d

quick afternoon sketch 💕🍑

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 5h

GN guys. Finish this tip goal so I can stop crying and worry about other bills not this. You'll never see an ask for it again once it's paid off

Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 6h

I would literally spoil this feed for the rest of the week if I could wake up to my goal met and I mean that. It's 1 week til my birthday and I wouldn't even say a word until then about anything just post. 😂😂

Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 6h

Anyone wanna wake me up to $50, $75, $100 tips? Hahaha
I need to be a spoiled brat please. I need to pay my bills

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13h

“$350,000,000”

And surely all those *investors* will get itemized receipts to make sure he didn’t just pocket most of it too right?

No wonder taxpayers aren’t paying — less transparency/criming this way

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Cheeky🔞Nuttybuns @cheekynuttybuns.bsky.social · 6h

A true saiyan prince ALWAYS carries body oil, just in case!

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Amy!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @hapatrap.bsky.social · 8h

Hello ;)

Nude of me sitting in a chair with my legs up

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 8h

Dive right in 🫦

Thank you Anon for a $20 tip on Kofi! I'm $5 away from $100 and that makes me $205 away from the goal.
Every tip helps so much thank you all. I'm going to continue spoiling you

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 7h

If I spoil you guys will I get more tips?
I could go ham on y'all tonight hehe

I really need this paid off. I'm already sharing something for every tip but I could do more 👀
$1-$5 is one post
$6-$10 is two posts
$11-$15 is three
$16-$20 is four
$21-25 is five
And so on

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tauriel 🪽 (finals week) @lucymacleans.bsky.social · 10h

Time Sensitive: I have a sore throat (possibly strep throat) and I need to book an online consult with a GP, to get antibiotics. I have 2 more weeks of Uni and assignments due, I haven't had decent sleep in days. Please helpppppp. I need to raise $80 NZD minimum.
PAYLINKS: ko-fi.com/lucymaclean

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you @neo6th.bsky.social
Here's a little tease of more to come...
And to cum to hehe

Divine standing with her back to you and her legs spread. She has her ass spread and is slipping a small white toy into her ass

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 8d

Amen

Exodus 8:2-6

“But if you refuse to let them go, I will place your whole country with frogs… the frogs shall come up on you and your people and on all your officials”

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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞 @thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social · 9h

But that does make me wonder what the Plague of Blood was in this case?

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 9h

Do we need a reminder of who we are helping? 👉🏻👈🏻
I'm sweet... Unless you don't want me to be 🤭

Cute little snap of Divine standing staring at the camera in black underwear with a cute filter on her face. She has her hands under her chin in a cute pose

Divine turned from the camera but her face turned towards it in the shower showing off her hot body

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 23h

Everyone say thank you to @treescreamer.bsky.social for being amazing and sending a tippy 😘

Hope you don't mind me tagging you 🤭

An up close shot of Divine spreading her cheeks for you and showing off her holes to you in bright lighting

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 BIRTHDAY 11/2 Goal ($100/$300) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 17h

Wanna bite? 🫦

Divine spread out for you from the back. Holes are on display and her thighs look ready to smoosh you if you go between them

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15h

real talk "kids have been priced out of toys" is a really fucked up sentence that I think speaks to a sickness deep in our society, this should not be a thing that happens

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Daydream Believer @charmaycry.bsky.social · 15h

Kids are priced out of toys, they are priced out of video games, all they get are games like Roblox and Fortnite designed from the ground up to exploit them.

Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15h

it's another case of kids being written out of the equation because adults are a bigger and more stable form of income, who cares that the people buying kirby air riders for 100 dollars now could get the original for 15, that's unrelated to MONEY NOW

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 19h

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 20h

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 19h

In case you think this is a joke

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 15h

Since this keeps coming up the source of this is Liftoff by Eric Berger

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 13h

To the kids with disabilities deprived of a teacher's aide—Trump thinks it's not a problem.

To the parents fighting for their kid to be treated equally in the classroom—Trump thinks it's not a problem.

To the teachers in need of resources—Trump thinks it's not a problem.

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