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32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992 MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI! All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age Age in Bio, or I block READ PIN
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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
Help them out!!!
my venmo is still negative by $22 if anyone was wondering
you can help me get back to this by tipping me or buying my content, either through a dropbox purchase or by subscribing to my private twitter 🥰🖤

cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress

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i also have to buy groceries after my food stamps got terminated last month and i'm running out of hygiene items sooooo,.... . buy my porn.
Viewers, wherever you are... HYEEEEELLLLLLP!!!
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Happy Titty Tuesday, with a sliver of tummy hehe 🖤

The video this picture is taken from, is on Fansly now 🤭
fans.ly/GothThiccc
Fishnets and black lipstick look great on you!
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But can the lycanthropy be spread by sex?
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Day 19, Transformation!
Local knight fulfills prophecy, gets loving maiden.
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This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*
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everything about Trump would be too hacky and on the nose for fiction
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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> disney villain style thunderclap over RNC in 2016 when nominated
> record cold winter in dc when sworn in second time
> men and women become physically deformed (mar a lago makeup)
> one cabinet official killed a dog and looks like temu cruella de ville
> another wants to spread diseases
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> food taken out of mouths ot starving foreign children for no reason
> random south americans repeatedly blown up at sea just to flex
> everything in white house becomes smaug’s gold horde
> subplot antagonist is south african billionaire with army of mini-mes
> cybercriminal named “big balls”
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corruption is such a helpful lens for understanding so much of what is broken right now. all of these people actually need accountability. allowing them to act with impunity just lets them make all manner of bad decisions. we need to help them rediscover boundaries
Every now and then I go back and read the Citizens United ruling to see if it is as unhinged as I thought, and every time I do that I see it is actually far more deranged than I remembered.

levernews.com/book
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He's the largest right wing streamer yet you've probably never heard of him. While everyone is asking for the liberal Joe Rogan the radicalization reaching youth is far more traceable to the roach king. His own journey hasn't been told before... Until now
youtu.be/HG9AbAeIA_E?...
Asmongold: Biggest influencer on the internet
YouTube video by The Serfs
youtu.be
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billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society

also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind
The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.
Someone went there:

"It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel is Losing It"

via @futurism.com

futurism.com/future-socie...
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Thank you so much @pinkyatacme.bsky.social for lunch on you today 😘
It means more than you know to have your support.
I hope showing off my full stomach for you (as well as some extra perks) shows how much I care 😘🤭
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#VividShadows Day 19: Warrior

With apologies to Messrs. Claremont and Byrne.