🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992
MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?
This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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this is the kind of talk im here for
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
this is the kind of talk im here for
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**Feb is a low point in #MentalHealth for many in North America**
Hi! I'm Angie Nash. I'm an Online SWer who shares my tips with SSWers. If you're not sure who needs help, consider me as a sexy middle man ;) Small tips add up! linktr.ee/AngieNash42
#BBW
#SellingContent
#NSFWSky
#Queer
#NudeSky
Hi! I'm Angie Nash. I'm an Online SWer who shares my tips with SSWers. If you're not sure who needs help, consider me as a sexy middle man ;) Small tips add up! linktr.ee/AngieNash42
#BBW
#SellingContent
#NSFWSky
#Queer
#NudeSky
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
**Feb is a low point in #MentalHealth for many in North America**
Hi! I'm Angie Nash. I'm an Online SWer who shares my tips with SSWers. If you're not sure who needs help, consider me as a sexy middle man ;) Small tips add up! linktr.ee/AngieNash42
#BBW
#SellingContent
#NSFWSky
#Queer
#NudeSky
Hi! I'm Angie Nash. I'm an Online SWer who shares my tips with SSWers. If you're not sure who needs help, consider me as a sexy middle man ;) Small tips add up! linktr.ee/AngieNash42
#BBW
#SellingContent
#NSFWSky
#Queer
#NudeSky
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Pam Bondi forced to admit Donald Trump appears countless times in the Epstein Files. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Pam Bondi forced to admit Donald Trump appears countless times in the Epstein Files. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
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Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
#OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
#OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
#OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
#OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
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Bernie Sanders is right.
We need Medicare For All.
We need Medicare For All.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Bernie Sanders is right.
We need Medicare For All.
We need Medicare For All.
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Nani and lifeguard
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Nani and lifeguard
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Today, Republicans in Congress tried to shovel billions to ICE without any restraints whatsoever AGAIN.
Their bill doesn’t even make ICE follow the same rules that as local police officers.
I voted NO.
Their bill doesn’t even make ICE follow the same rules that as local police officers.
I voted NO.
Republicans in Congress tried to shovel billions to ICE without any restraints whatsoever AGAIN.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Today, Republicans in Congress tried to shovel billions to ICE without any restraints whatsoever AGAIN.
Their bill doesn’t even make ICE follow the same rules that as local police officers.
I voted NO.
Their bill doesn’t even make ICE follow the same rules that as local police officers.
I voted NO.
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Blocking the view
for DEADMANNART on X
for DEADMANNART on X
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Blocking the view
for DEADMANNART on X
for DEADMANNART on X
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
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🎉 Welcome to the Public Domain, BLONDIE (1930) 📰
👒 Blondie debuted as a carefree flapper in Chic Young’s comic strip. Her early adventures focused on attempts to win the blessing of Dagwood's snooty, rich family.
Read the 1930 Blondie dailies ➡️ archive.org/details/blon...
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#PublicDomainDay
👒 Blondie debuted as a carefree flapper in Chic Young’s comic strip. Her early adventures focused on attempts to win the blessing of Dagwood's snooty, rich family.
Read the 1930 Blondie dailies ➡️ archive.org/details/blon...
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#PublicDomainDay
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
🎉 Welcome to the Public Domain, BLONDIE (1930) 📰
👒 Blondie debuted as a carefree flapper in Chic Young’s comic strip. Her early adventures focused on attempts to win the blessing of Dagwood's snooty, rich family.
Read the 1930 Blondie dailies ➡️ archive.org/details/blon...
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#PublicDomainDay
👒 Blondie debuted as a carefree flapper in Chic Young’s comic strip. Her early adventures focused on attempts to win the blessing of Dagwood's snooty, rich family.
Read the 1930 Blondie dailies ➡️ archive.org/details/blon...
🧵1/2
#PublicDomainDay
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what are they FEEDING these gems?!
February 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
what are they FEEDING these gems?!
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Winter Olympics 2026: Ukrainian athlete disqualified from skeleton over helmet tribute – live
Winter Olympics 2026: Ukrainian athlete disqualified from skeleton over helmet tribute – live
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Medal table | Live scores and schedule | Results | Briefing
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Per the Associated Press:
International Olympic Committee President Kirsty Coventry was waiting for Heraskevych at the top of the track when he arrived at around 8.15am Thursday, or roughly 75 minutes before the start of the men’s skeleton race. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Winter Olympics 2026: Ukrainian athlete disqualified from skeleton over helmet tribute – live
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Young Hare, Albrecht Dürer, 1502 (Albertina, Vienna)
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Young Hare, Albrecht Dürer, 1502 (Albertina, Vienna)
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If you care about pixel art as a medium and want to learn more about how to detect if it is genuine or AI-generated, please refer to this writeup that I created with the help of the community. Read, download, share and support real creators.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
If you care about pixel art as a medium and want to learn more about how to detect if it is genuine or AI-generated, please refer to this writeup that I created with the help of the community. Read, download, share and support real creators.
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The girls are going to love this!
Discount sketch commission for @spicysienna.bsky.social
Discount sketch commission for @spicysienna.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The girls are going to love this!
Discount sketch commission for @spicysienna.bsky.social
Discount sketch commission for @spicysienna.bsky.social
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Trish and Kron continuing their frenzied mating session...🥛
Patron sketch for Von!
Patron sketch for Von!
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Trish and Kron continuing their frenzied mating session...🥛
Patron sketch for Von!
Patron sketch for Von!
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Food slinger birdo
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Food slinger birdo
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Why did Rosalina get big at the end of Galaxy whats up with that :p
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Why did Rosalina get big at the end of Galaxy whats up with that :p
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February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Kristi Noem has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
Gregory Bovino has to go.
Stephen Miller has to go.
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Some kisses for Valentines 💝 💋
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Some kisses for Valentines 💝 💋
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This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
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November 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it.
The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after.
I’ve had a front row seat.
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The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after.
I’ve had a front row seat.
7/
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it.
The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after.
I’ve had a front row seat.
7/
The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after.
I’ve had a front row seat.
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