🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992
MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?
This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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I haven't been drawing Kili enough lately!
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I haven't been drawing Kili enough lately!
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Soul Collector
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Soul Collector
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Some line art I just finished up of Magnomutt.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Some line art I just finished up of Magnomutt.
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It's amazing how much light shows had progressed over the years.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's amazing how much light shows had progressed over the years.
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My partner missed time last week because he hurt himself while he was helping my brother in law move some old furniture & as a result his pay is short this week, & I cant cover the weekly bills with disability, so please tip me or buy content so I can 🥹💸
paypal.me/GothThicc94
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December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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MAGA's bloodlust is palpable.
Tech Billionaire Sparks Outrage After Calling For Return Of Public Hangings To Show 'Masculine Leadership'
www.comicsands.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
MAGA's bloodlust is palpable.
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The original article this article is leeching off of and voiding of context for ragebait points.
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
Wallace and Gromit creator reveals whether Aardman Animations will use AI in future - and what they won’t compromise on
Two iconic animated pals reunite on the Radio Times Christmas cover, as Nick Park brings festive clay magic to life.
www.radiotimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The original article this article is leeching off of and voiding of context for ragebait points.
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
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I'd be an awfully happy Jess, if this was finished by the new year, so I can start new content in the new year with it 🥹
✨️Still offering titty updates for contributions✨️
Everyone that contributes, will get a first use video if they want one 🤭
throne.com/goththicc/it...
✨️Still offering titty updates for contributions✨️
Everyone that contributes, will get a first use video if they want one 🤭
throne.com/goththicc/it...
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December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'd be an awfully happy Jess, if this was finished by the new year, so I can start new content in the new year with it 🥹
✨️Still offering titty updates for contributions✨️
Everyone that contributes, will get a first use video if they want one 🤭
throne.com/goththicc/it...
✨️Still offering titty updates for contributions✨️
Everyone that contributes, will get a first use video if they want one 🤭
throne.com/goththicc/it...
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Happy Wagon Wednesday🖤
@snackzz.bsky.social
@daddyvbx.bsky.social
I was tipped twice this morning, so that means 2 pictures 🤭
(Not the xmas themed)
#nsfw #realnsfw #goonersky #goonsky #bbw #fat #plussize #goth #sellingcontent #fansly #tipme #alt #sexworker #swer
linktr.ee/GothThicc_
@snackzz.bsky.social
@daddyvbx.bsky.social
I was tipped twice this morning, so that means 2 pictures 🤭
(Not the xmas themed)
#nsfw #realnsfw #goonersky #goonsky #bbw #fat #plussize #goth #sellingcontent #fansly #tipme #alt #sexworker #swer
linktr.ee/GothThicc_
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy Wagon Wednesday🖤
@snackzz.bsky.social
@daddyvbx.bsky.social
I was tipped twice this morning, so that means 2 pictures 🤭
(Not the xmas themed)
#nsfw #realnsfw #goonersky #goonsky #bbw #fat #plussize #goth #sellingcontent #fansly #tipme #alt #sexworker #swer
linktr.ee/GothThicc_
@snackzz.bsky.social
@daddyvbx.bsky.social
I was tipped twice this morning, so that means 2 pictures 🤭
(Not the xmas themed)
#nsfw #realnsfw #goonersky #goonsky #bbw #fat #plussize #goth #sellingcontent #fansly #tipme #alt #sexworker #swer
linktr.ee/GothThicc_
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cute pink pretzel 🥨
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
cute pink pretzel 🥨
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Please show us the “documentation”, you transmedicalist creep. Funny how you won’t show this supposed slam-dunk documentation, ever. Because it’s from Kiwifarms
This woman is a predator. She has been lying about me with zero evidence for months now. She is a danger to all trans people around her.
This woman is a predator. She has been lying about me with zero evidence for months now. She is a danger to all trans people around her.
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Please show us the “documentation”, you transmedicalist creep. Funny how you won’t show this supposed slam-dunk documentation, ever. Because it’s from Kiwifarms
This woman is a predator. She has been lying about me with zero evidence for months now. She is a danger to all trans people around her.
This woman is a predator. She has been lying about me with zero evidence for months now. She is a danger to all trans people around her.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
>Finds a really talented artist
>They draw BBWs, MILFs, and breeding
>They're against pedo content too
>Is about to follow them
>Finds out they're into parental incest
>They draw BBWs, MILFs, and breeding
>They're against pedo content too
>Is about to follow them
>Finds out they're into parental incest
a cartoon of spongebob laying on the ground with a hammer in his hand
Alt: Spongebob with a thousand-yard stare leaping into a square-shaped hole and burying himself in sand with the word "NOPE" on it.
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
>Finds a really talented artist
>They draw BBWs, MILFs, and breeding
>They're against pedo content too
>Is about to follow them
>Finds out they're into parental incest
>They draw BBWs, MILFs, and breeding
>They're against pedo content too
>Is about to follow them
>Finds out they're into parental incest
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One last post for the day
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
One last post for the day
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There’s a larger thread to discuss regarding the ways international borders are breaking down a bit on internet content. An American financial institution bullying Japanese companies, a UK law forcing age verification measures globally, a German law dictating how a U.S. site operates, etc.
So this is fucked.. Cloudflare is going after Gelbooru using German laws to enforce content restrictions on a server in the United States. I don't know about you, but this is fucked.
@acvalens.com
@acvalens.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
There’s a larger thread to discuss regarding the ways international borders are breaking down a bit on internet content. An American financial institution bullying Japanese companies, a UK law forcing age verification measures globally, a German law dictating how a U.S. site operates, etc.
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a cortney to end my busy day
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
a cortney to end my busy day
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For the str8 guys:
it would actually be gayer to NOT suck my cock
it would actually be gayer to NOT suck my cock
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
For the str8 guys:
it would actually be gayer to NOT suck my cock
it would actually be gayer to NOT suck my cock
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nah payment processors having the ability to just destroy whatever website, project, org, etc for whatever reason is absolutely bullshit and shows they have too much fucking power.
Process the fucking payment, payment processor and fuck off.
Process the fucking payment, payment processor and fuck off.
Now it's 072 Project facing payment processor issues
"Our international credit card payment gateway on the 072 Project Official Website is currently temporarily unavailable. Due to the complex nature of this issue, the resolution time is expected to be longer than usual."
"Our international credit card payment gateway on the 072 Project Official Website is currently temporarily unavailable. Due to the complex nature of this issue, the resolution time is expected to be longer than usual."
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
nah payment processors having the ability to just destroy whatever website, project, org, etc for whatever reason is absolutely bullshit and shows they have too much fucking power.
Process the fucking payment, payment processor and fuck off.
Process the fucking payment, payment processor and fuck off.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Rep. Thanedar has filed two articles of impeachment against Hegseth, one for "murder and conspiracy to murder" and the other for "reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information." 🧵
(Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)
(Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Rep. Thanedar has filed two articles of impeachment against Hegseth, one for "murder and conspiracy to murder" and the other for "reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information." 🧵
(Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)
(Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)
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Tallica Tuesday 🖤
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tallica Tuesday 🖤
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🧵Trump can be beaten.
A coalition of over 150k workers at University of California-students, professors, office staff-but not UC leaders- represented by 21 beat Trump in district court to restore federal grants.
"They had the courage to do what UC has not: Stand up to authoritarianism & win. "
A coalition of over 150k workers at University of California-students, professors, office staff-but not UC leaders- represented by 21 beat Trump in district court to restore federal grants.
"They had the courage to do what UC has not: Stand up to authoritarianism & win. "
UC workers beat Trump in court — and provided a roadmap for countering his attacks on universities
OPINION: On Nov. 14, a federal judge in S.F. issued a preliminary injunction blocking the Trump administration’s efforts to squash academic freedom at the University of California.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🧵Trump can be beaten.
A coalition of over 150k workers at University of California-students, professors, office staff-but not UC leaders- represented by 21 beat Trump in district court to restore federal grants.
"They had the courage to do what UC has not: Stand up to authoritarianism & win. "
A coalition of over 150k workers at University of California-students, professors, office staff-but not UC leaders- represented by 21 beat Trump in district court to restore federal grants.
"They had the courage to do what UC has not: Stand up to authoritarianism & win. "
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Failed attempt at a "surprise! cock go boing" video
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Failed attempt at a "surprise! cock go boing" video