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32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992

MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!

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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞 @thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social · Feb 12
How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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yotomoe.bsky.social
Last minute Liv and Brie valentine's comic.
Brie walks in "Hey Honey! I hope you like Chocolate!" Liv, eating an entire box of chocolates labeled "For Brie" Brie licks Liv's face while she apoligizes "I'm Sorry! I was weak!!"
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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janedoeoreo.bsky.social
Wanna ride?
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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cerealscott.bsky.social
I thought this was a fine bronze statuette at first
philsalv.bsky.social Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 1d
Which one of you 29 cowards is gonna buy the rancid Mario Cheez Whiz
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
Was it cupid that made you fall in love or that ass 😏
Divine dressed as an angel or cupid all in white in a very short dress showing off her ass
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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amyuncut.bsky.social
hey i got you a present for valentine's day #nsfw #girlcock
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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desdarkdesigns.bsky.social
See why you never trust a corporation?
Bullying discord is a public good, make sure to do it loudly, publicly, make their brand so rotten that they are even afraid of going public because their stocks would tank out of bad reputation.
eurogamer.bsky.social Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 11h
Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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macrylic.bsky.social
Sybil Pseudoregalia cel painting yeahh
February 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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yantastik.bsky.social
If you’re reading this it means you’re my valentine now! 💌

#bbw #fat #fatfetish #thick #milf #redhead #saggytits #belly #realnsfw #nsfwsky
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
I'll say it again...
If you have cum to me this year you owe me a vday gift. It is not too late 🫦
divinelydelicious.bsky.social Goddess Divine 🫶🏻 Recovery Fund ($730/$1000) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 10h
Happy Valentine's Day! Your Goddess is at work but is hoping she can still get spoiled & spoil today
🫦

I've started rolling out exclusive Valentine's Day content. It will be delivered throughout the day! I hope yall love it..

& for all of you... here's one because I had to share a bit hehe
Divine on a Valentine's Day card saying ylu like it when I am control. She is in a red and black bodysuit, mask and is holding a black whip. The background is shiny gold with red curtains and roses around the edge
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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bickpixx.bsky.social
This cartoon did piss off parental watchdog groups. It was one of the leading factors to why there were so many Scooby-Doo clones in the 1970s.
bickpixx.bsky.social Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · Oct 7
Here's some fun animation history trivia, the world's first ever toy-based cartoon was 'Hot Wheels'. Based on the Mattel toy of the same name, it ran for two seasons from 1969 through 1971 on ABC.
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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walmsley.bsky.social
slavery is one of the rare things historically where the more you learn about it the more you realize your initial assessment was correct and it was in fact one of the most evil things ever to occur
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16h
Physically incapable of analyzing politics outside of this insipid frame.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Why MAGA Wants You to Think Slavery Wasn’t That Bad Both the left and the right try to co-opt it, but the real story of American slavery doesn’t serve any one faction. By Thomas Chatterton Williams Sanitizing slavery has become a core objective of the reactionary right under Donald Trump—a malignant response to the progressive left’s oversimplification of American history for their own present-day ends.
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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eeveecanidae.bsky.social
hi, im sorry to repost, gf's sickness isn't improving hardly w/ cold and flu meds and she has a huge deductible before any help and I think she needs antibiotics/urgent care or an Rx

her work depends on her voice too, I've been making hella tea and soup.
eeveecanidae.bsky.social eeveecanidae @eeveecanidae.bsky.social · 2d
halp!

i haven't had much luck with job stuff yet since I got laid off, gf and I got ill and she couldn't work so we're doing our best with the bit we have left right now. we don't really have food right now.

reposts *very* appreciated! 🙏

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February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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slbskyland.bsky.social
🧡Brullette and Krumm💙 'cause i have nothing new and sweet to share and it's to late for Valentine.

#Art #OC #Candybus #Demon #Succubus #Incubus
Brullette and Krumm
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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janedoeoreo.bsky.social
Grab it for free!
janedoeoreo.bsky.social Jane @janedoeoreo.bsky.social · 10d
Spicy page is free for the next 100 people! Both VIP and collab!
www.JaneDoeOreo.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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krisispiss.bsky.social
something Ive noticed that I think is really funny
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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stelomation.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's Day! Ever get surprised when you find that last good chocolate in the box? 🐞❤️💝💘🍫

#stelomation #ladybug #insect #cartoonart #pinupart #curvygirl #thick #shortstack #valentinesday #boxofchocolate #cutegirl #cutiepie #redlipstick #fleischer #disney #heart #corset #lingerie
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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tinytoni.bsky.social
Happy Valentines Day my pervs 🩷
Toni is standing in front of a pink cherry blossom tapestry, one hand resting on the back of their neck & the other the top of their head. Toni is wearing a red harness set with matching lipstick Toni is standing in front of a pink cherry blossom tapestry, this image focused on their booty. They are wearing a red harness set with their hands gently squishing the bottom sides of their tush
February 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social
not to be a bitch but i think an understanding of how capitalism actually functions is useful if not essential knowledge to have as an anti-capitalist. there is a reason Marx wrote Capital, and it wasn't to point out how great capitalism is
February 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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pixiethinkss.bsky.social
My friend's uncle 😔 #JulianBailey
SAY HIS NAME JULIAN BAILEY Age 43 Washington, DC Shot by U.S. Marshals February 11, 2026 Candlelight Vigil & Balloon Release Monday, lebruary-16 . 6PM Hayes Street NE, Washington, DC Please bring a tea light candle and black and purple balloons. Our family is grieving this unimaginable loss. We are asking for love, prayers, and support from family, friends, and the community. # JusticeForJulian . #SayHisName #JulianBailey . #JusticelnDC
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
One reason I keep saying that Trump's departure won't end our fascism problem is that every Republican presidential aspirant (even those who 10 years ago were "normal") are talking like twitter nazis now
evanbernick.bsky.social Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 4h
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.

www.state.gov/releases/off...
this continent long before. The man who settled and built the nation of my birth arrived on our shores carrying the memories and the traditions and the Christian faith of their ancestors as a sacred inheritance, an unbreakable link between the old world and the new. We are part of one civilization - Western civilization. We are bound to one another by the deepest bonds that nations could share, forged by centuries of shared history, Christian faith, culture, heritage, language, ancestry, and the sacrifices our forefathers made together for the common civilization to which we have fallen heir.
February 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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laikalgagarin.bsky.social
Yeah nah fuck this company. Never give them a penny, never give them any ID. They are never to be trusted again
eurogamer.bsky.social Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 11h
Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."
February 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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lovetopullmicke.bsky.social
( NSFW ) ( Animal Crossing )

Lottie and Digby for anonymous
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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divinelydelicious.bsky.social
2 & 1/2 hrs left to take this deal 😘
divinelydelicious.bsky.social Goddess Divine 🫶🏻 Recovery Fund ($730/$1000) @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 1d
Vday sale!

Join Discord for lifetime for $10!
Get exclusive content that bsky never sees, sexy private chats, and so much more 😘 take advantage. Offer ends 2/14 at 11:59pm EST
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February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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thegodpodcast.com
Over in Hell, the billionaires are fighting with each other over who hung out with Epstein more. 🍿
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM