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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 47m

Dealing with packing and removal quotes is going to make me shit myself inside-out because WHAT do you MEAN "how many boxes do you think we'll need?" I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHY WE ASKED *YOU* FOR A QUOTE! FUCK ME BANDYYYYYYY

Orange cat with glasses on screaming at a laptop

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 1h

"do you want to see marilyn monroe in game of thrones?"

do you want to see me hit you with my shoe

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 2h

Birdseye. While I accept that your waffles may well be “waffly versatile”, my wife has decided to return to using more conventional sanitary towels

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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 8h

someone's got to make a standsomeone's got to make a stand

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 9h

Gunna potter around the house in dungarees with a hammer in my hand just to feel something*

*do diy

Still of a news report with the caption "COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS"

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18h

[Playing "Black Hole Sun" near Neil Degrasse Tyson just to make him mad]

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 21h

Orright x

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 23h

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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SistaPledge @sistapledge.bsky.social · 1d

100th birthday?

Nope, still dead, and here she is with a dildo on her head.

Thatcher statue with a dildo on her head. The bottom is graffiti'd in yellow saying Tories Out

Close up of thatcher statue with a dildo on her head

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Gordon Cole's hearing aid @dayglo-owl.bsky.social · Nov 25

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 1d

Cunting the day right off tbqhwy lads

Still from Peep Show of the character Mark Corrigan with the caption "I've started to get this feeling that I'm totally, totally fucked."

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 1d

LET'S FUCKING GO

International Day for Failure

Date

Mon, 13 Oct 2025

THE INTERNATIONAL

DAY FOR FAILURE OCTOBER 13th

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 1d

Big Monday innit

Still from the film Akira (1988) showing the big gross Tetsuo monster thing rising up in front of a guy with the captions "All the shit I need to do today" over the gross thing and "Me" over the guy in white text

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up

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Alisdair Wood @alisdairwood.bsky.social · 2d

When you get an idea stuck in your head…

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The Godyssey Podcast @godysseypodcast.com · 2d

The vast majority of British magic practitioners until the 20th century were cunning folk, hedge magicians who used folk magic and low magic via devices, often amulets, elixirs, and craft taken from grimoires, to help or harm with angels, demons, or fairies. #FolkloreSunday

A model of a 19th century magician showing her using cartomancy via Tarot to divine the future for someone. She is a simple older woman with a black hat and gray cloak, a heart statue on her desk, and behind her a cabinet of elixirs, two mortars and pestles, and some pots and containers for liquids. Hanging is herbs and dolls. In her hand is a blackened crystal ball.

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Aaron Alexovich @aaronalexovich.bsky.social · 2d

BAM. You’re all stone now. No regrets!

A close-up of Ray Harryhausen’s Medusa puppet from Clash of the Titans.

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 3d

Can't stop singing "Dead Nonce" to the tune of Roxanne.
We must take our joy where we find it 🥰

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Seána @grantsana.bsky.social · 3d

Ian Watkins’ ex girlfriend reports him multiple times to the police for what he was doing and they treated her as if she was hysterical in every sense of the word. Misogyny is dangerously and deadly, it played a huge role in those poor children’s torment. Hope he went roaring