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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS

@thetafive.com

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Genderfluid artist and shitposter, lots of FFXIV and NSFW. Blender and Gpose! I don't have a schedule, I just post whenever Linktree: https://t.co/gPIwtnpBOM Discord Server: discord.gg/VGhkV7G3pk Support me: https://ko-fi.com/thetafive

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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 9h

Yeah I tried one and went back to my old classic slim leather wallet after like 2 days

Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 9h

Right like every time you want a specific card you’ve just got a pile of cards you have to wrangle from the unidentifiable stack

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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 10h

Yep basically! It’s all over YouTube sponsorships and is total shit

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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 10h

Unnecessary salt of the day: Ridge wallets fucking suck

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wet beast @ribbon.dog · 18h

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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 1d

LAZINESS IS VIRTUOUS AND I'M NOT JOKING

Drawing of Myrrh relaxing in a hammock, wearing a bikini and star-shaped shades, declaring 'You are morally obligated to slack off!!!'

A very large, bold caption reads: 'Don't be productive! Capitalism robbed you of your life. Steal it back!!!'

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 2d

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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Shisui Glam Enjoyer | @ Dawntrail 7.3 @st4rd1ver.bsky.social · 3d

Pilgrim's Traverse is peak content

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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS @thetafive.com · 3d

Why's it have so many currencieeesss

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 3d

When someone asks how I stay sane while being extremely online

Figure six a man being bombarded by invisible rays saying I don't feel a thing

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grym 🧿 fortuna’s yaoiest warrior @grymnoire.bsky.social · 3d

pray_return_to_the_waking_sands.mp4

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Static @statty.bsky.social · 3d

Nophica
#ffxiv #npc #art

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Jackal Tanhorn 🔞 @jackaltanhorn.bsky.social · 4d

First commission, for @greenbeannsfw.bsky.social

Added some rough grayscale because the green bean just didn't feel right without some tone.

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