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Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
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Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14d
The problem with ID cards is that they inevitably lead to the creation of agencies interested in asking to see your ID card.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 3d
Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.
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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 10h
cats are birds
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 11h
Favourite music related annecdote?
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 11h
"Spoompies"? 🤩
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12h
I’m at half-mast but only because I’m scared of heights.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 12h
😂 Welcome to this exclusive club (not cult)! Greeters will be along shortly to handle the paperwork 😬
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 13h
Cute!
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14h
And cricket bats for arms! 😻
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14h
First they came for the Mimes...
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14h
Bird: am baby
Also Bird: I will club you to death with my massive forearms
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 17h
They are posting lucid dreams over on vanilla sky.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not, but I do get asparagus pee, sooo maybe I still fail.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d
*shoots for the moon, misses*

*puts a hole in Uranus*
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
😂🤣🤣😍
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
I love to eat it (though I would say "coriander" of course), but there was a lot of cilantro posting. A fad, I suppose.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
I didn't get a notification for this because I've actually muted the word cilantro. That will tell you just how much cilantro based posting was going on back in the day. Now, let us never say cilantro again. Cilantro.
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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d
Quit my job to pursue other interests but got arrested for stalking her
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
You reek of "her"*

* mastodon
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
They'll be back when their "cilantro" material bombs.
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 1d
*Adds a frog suit to the apocalypse kit bag*
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
Not guilty... case dismissed 😂🤣
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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 1d
A photo of me from a different era? You mean in like 30 b.c?
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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 6d
Can't right now, still getting chastised by this old, grizzled man in the mirror about my poor lifestyle choices
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
👏🏼😂🤣🤣 I just went for a look, it didn't mean anything
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