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Your Good Friend Shane

@timsneighbor.bsky.social

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Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats. I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer. Evansville Super Fan

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 3h

It's like they're worshipping the process or the social norms only. Their actualy God is the group power.

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 3h

We're a big country. Every region has different wants and needs from their elected leaders. The lesson isn't that everyone should have the same politics as Mamdani. The lesson should be that we should support local popular politicians and not fit them into one mold.

LET PEOPLE BE AUTHENTIC.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 1d

Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 15h

There's an entire podcast dedicated to finding the guy who played Danny Lightfoot. Loved this show.

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 16h

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h

Dan Snyder Walking Around Commanders Stadium Knocking Food Out Of People’s Hands

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 21h

"They made an announcement on the intercom."

"Oh. Considering everyone here can read, you'd think they would put up the correct temporary signs too."

I'm out here making friends.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 21h

Love to get sassed by a MARTA worker because no one knew that when they put up signs durign constructio that said Westbound, those signs actually meant Eastbound.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 22h

okay *now* nobody deserves to be a billionaire

They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 22h

RIP to a real one

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 22h

My half-baked theory is that the shittiest atheists pretend to be Christian for the easy grift.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

In Indiana Jones, a movie made in the 80's that takes place in the 30's, a guy does a bunch of sweet moves with a sword and Indiana Jones just shoots him. Because that's how modern fighting works. With modern weapons that go bang.

Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 1d

This has absolutely nothing to do with readiness

Still of Dept of Defense video posted to X showing Pete Hegseth and a marine flipping a tire.

Post text:

Early morning PT with the Secretary of War. This is what READINESS looks like.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

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Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 1d

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

This is the plot of the new Naked Gun movie. Seriously.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

The nation’s largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling the streets of Las Vegas in November thanks to a donation from a U.S. tech billionaire, raising concerns about the blurring of lines between public and private interests.

Nation's largest fleet of police Cybertrucks to patrol Las Vegas

The nation’s largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling the streets of Las Vegas in November.

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

Important thread

Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 1d

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

Basketball season has officially begun.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

Kirk walking this off would heal the country through inspiring thicc boys to do more than harass people on the internet.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 2d

You would be kicked out of any writer’s room in existence if you had the villains celebrating a Great Gatsby-themed party while taking away food benefits from millions of poor people.

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

This will go on my tombstone.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''

ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

I have a similar jacket and I never don't feel weird wearing it. But my wife likes it and I usually get compliments.

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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 3d

Vincent Price (Yacht Rock 2005)

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 3d

It's a shared office space situation, so the person is a stranger. I still think I should just go home right now and not return for a month. It's the most prudent thing to do.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 3d

I made eye contact with someone through the door slit of a bathroom stall at work today. :(

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 4d

Regarding the "antiwoke libertarian" phase, there's something to be said for a life view of leaving people the fuck alone and minding your own business, but unfortunately most of the antiwoke libertarians are very much into controlling other people.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 4d

I forgot about this series. Amazing games.

VGMuseum (ReyVGM) @vgmuseum.bsky.social · Jan 16

Electronic Arts totally stole Ariel and Rodney Dangerfield's likeness for their Skate or Die/Ski or Die series, didn't they?