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Your Good Friend Shane

@timsneighbor.bsky.social

470 followers 200 following 1.6K posts

Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats. I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer. Evansville Super Fan

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 10h

Basketball season has officially begun.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 11h

Kirk walking this off would heal the country through inspiring thicc boys to do more than harass people on the internet.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20h

You would be kicked out of any writer’s room in existence if you had the villains celebrating a Great Gatsby-themed party while taking away food benefits from millions of poor people.

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

This will go on my tombstone.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''

ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

I have a similar jacket and I never don't feel weird wearing it. But my wife likes it and I usually get compliments.

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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 1d

Vincent Price (Yacht Rock 2005)

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

It's a shared office space situation, so the person is a stranger. I still think I should just go home right now and not return for a month. It's the most prudent thing to do.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 1d

I made eye contact with someone through the door slit of a bathroom stall at work today. :(

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

Regarding the "antiwoke libertarian" phase, there's something to be said for a life view of leaving people the fuck alone and minding your own business, but unfortunately most of the antiwoke libertarians are very much into controlling other people.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

I forgot about this series. Amazing games.

VGMuseum (ReyVGM) @vgmuseum.bsky.social · Jan 16

Electronic Arts totally stole Ariel and Rodney Dangerfield's likeness for their Skate or Die/Ski or Die series, didn't they?

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

There's a passage here about the lack of curiosity that feels like an exclamation point.

Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🎃 @hilaryagro.com · 4d

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made.

“Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied.

Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.”

He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

Ah shit. I was wrong. I forgot ECU took one from the Aces before losing the final regional game.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

Nice game, but I'd like to point out that Yesavage has never played on a team that has defeated the Evansville Purple Aces. #Evansville #Aces

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 2d

Trey Yesavage's Epic World Series Game 5!
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Trey Yesavage's GAME for the AGES!

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

I was mad at myself for even clicking the link and rewarding this behavior. Then the paywall was there as if God herself was telling me that I knew that I had messed up and to go touch grass and repent.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

I pitched 3 innings in a coaches game 18 months ago. Arm felt great thanks to throwing tons of BP, but my lower back, left hip, and right knee hurt for a month.

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Fun Dik

AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Twig

Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 3d

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Scarburst

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 3d

All the Blue Jays look like children who recently wished to be turned into adults

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 3d

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 3d

We love spending 10 minutes asking an illiterate Spanish-speaking worker what was written in English during a deposition, don't we folks?

Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 4d

The funny part about this is that a Trump with his full cognitive skills wouldn't take no for an answer on this.

Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 4d

Trump Suggests He Knows He Can’t Run Again: ‘It’s Too Bad’

Despite the Constitution’s two-term limit, Trump had mused for months about a third term.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/u...

Trump Suggests He Knows He Can’t Run Again: ‘It’s Too Bad’

www.nytimes.com

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4d

Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.

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shalise manza young @shalisemyoung.bsky.social · 4d

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Your Good Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 5d

I hope that one day they're the richest citizens of Argentina.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5d

“.. In the first half of this year, the Trump Organization’s income soared 17-fold to $864 million ..

“.. more than 90% .. came from Trump crypto ventures, including sales of World Liberty tokens.”

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