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@twosense.bsky.social

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I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 9h

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 16h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 23m

Just looked it up. Cool! I wonder if it’s in our Nordstrom’s here.?

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 32m

@gregthemiller.bsky.social I feel like that’s a yes 👏

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 37m

Not familiar. Saved post.

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 41m

I think if most criminals loved a dog and knew how to knit they wouldn’t be criminals

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Delaney (Pum)King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 41m

Fast and bulbous.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 40m

committing so many crimes 😂

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 42m

mmmmm yes! And then we’ll crash out. Wake up and poop. shower and go shopping. 🛍️

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 47m

You had me at breakfast 😋 we’re gonna be so hungry. Let’s split a baby breakfast burrito .

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 55m

🤣🤣🤣
I’ll probably be laughing too hard and busy making sure the bindings are secure

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 59m

Okay fine. I’ll just feed you snacks.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah! It’s a must have!

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Omg Brie where have you been all my life. Are you riding or taking the Polaroid?

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Literally no fat on my rib cage

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

See! Just relax right out of it. Like escaping an attacker 😂

You’re hilarious

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

it’s A dance 😅

Imagine being v shaped 😬

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

while pooping 😂

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

a woman with braided hair says yup in a bravo advertisement

ALT: a woman with braided hair says yup in a bravo advertisement

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

I feel like I’m double jointed when I take those off like all my bones collapse in on themselves. If you don’t relax yourself down to jelly, you can get a bad neck kink.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Ive been caught in cupboard handles.

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🌱✨Amelia✨🌱 @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · May 5

Stuck porn but its just me caught on the door handle by my bra strap again

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

In my much younger days I once sat with a bra to figure out how they latched and practiced how to remove one with one hand. A trick which came in handy a time or two. It’s like snapping your fingers. This was before smart phones and didn’t have anything else to do on the toilet at the time.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

*swipe

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1h

the best part of the dance isnt
the moves or the music. its you

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Jk!

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