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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 1d

Made me lol

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 2d

What annoys me most is, I find socialising difficult at the best of times. I don't need this.

Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 2d

Like, I hate to say it, but how the hell did he think he had even the slightest chance after what he did??

a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face

ALT: a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face

media.tenor.com

Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 2d

I'm obviously too innocent for my own good

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 3d

Unpopular opinion: I really hate it when people are late.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 3d

The number of my singing friends who use AI all the time...
You know they're coming for you next, right?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5d

“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist

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Peter Relph ᴀᴜ @peterrelph.bsky.social · 5d

Who could have thought that the US ethos of rugged lawless armed individualism could have turned into chaotic fascist authoritarianism?

Not the rugged lawless armed individuals apparently

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5d

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 5d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 6d

Waking up is just respawning in the same map with worse stats.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

Last night my lung capacity dropped to roughly 60% of normal. I saved a hospital visit in an ambulance by having a puffer.

Petrol of ambulance to hospital vs puffer analysis next?

Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 6d

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds

Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

local12.com

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

I'm supposed to be singing next week. That is at least 30% more difficult if you don't breathe

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

Alt text: A tweet by Steve Kirsch: 25% of people who got the COVID shot regret it.
The others are dead

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 6d

Guess what guys?

Have you noticed how empty the streets are these days? Seen photos from all over the world showing the same peculiar lack of people?

That’s because about 4,250,000,000 people died from their Covid vaccinations.

It’s true. Steve Kirsch said so. 👇
#Covid #Vaccines

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

Well, My Mum always used to nag "If 6 billion people protected themselves from a potentially fatal disease, would you?"

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

If you put branches in it between uses that'll help

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

Luckily I'm only 3/4 dead!

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 6d

My hands are shaking from the steroid, but I can breathe at the moment so I'll take it as a plus.

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 6d

Buying a costume from Temu is a gamble. The picture is a majestic phoenix; the reality is a damp chicken that's been through a car wash.

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 7d

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 7d

Just discovered if you sneeze 8 times fast you won't orgasm but you might poop yourself.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 7d

Well I used to tell trapdoor puns but it was just a stage I was going through.

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MattLawsonVO @mattlawsonvo.bsky.social · 7d

Theatre puns are okay, no need to make a show of it though :-p

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 7d

Sorry about the theatre puns: I'm just trying to make a scene.

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