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@tylerboschert.bsky.social
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Patent attorney in Denver (views solely my own). Liberal. Erstwhile Rockies fan. He/him. Uphold Pee Wee Reese Thought: if you can take my job, you're entitled to it.
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tylerboschert.bsky.social
when the history of this era is written, the TikTok ban saga will rightly be held up as an example of how thoroughly rotten our entire political system and civil society became in the mid-to-late Trump era, because there is simply no other way to explain it
tylerboschert.bsky.social
—the executive thinks it can simply suspend statutes it disagrees with
—the legislature makes very dumb laws over the objections of ~everyone, immediately regrets them, but has no stomach for either repealing them or making the executive enforce them
—civil society accepts all this as normal

cool!
segyges.bsky.social
bondi sent the general counsels of several companies, each of which was either bribing (or) being extorted from by the white house at the time, a letter explicitly stating that the wh and congress were both stupid and corrupt and the written law was meaningless. this was accepted as true.
tylerboschert.bsky.social
And it's not like it's only stupid with the benefit of hindsight! Many, many people were extremely vocal about how dumb it was before it happened!
rincewind.run
boy the tiktok ban has really turned out to be one of the most singularly stupid things ever passed, huh? as if these people needed more help controlling the entire information environment

what a shitshow
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
tylerboschert.bsky.social
Like, arguably the most famous and acclaimed scene in TV history is precipitated by Walt walking into a fairly obvious trap because he thinks his money is under threat!
tylerboschert.bsky.social
I kinda think it's just the opposite, actually—he got into it for the money, but once he had more money than he could launder and/or spend, he kept going for the sheer accumulative thrill of it.
tylerboschert.bsky.social
I choose to believe that the Trader Joe's C-suite is made up entirely of guerrilla public transit advocates.
kenwhite.bsky.social
Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works
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whstancil.bsky.social
My mentions are full of lefties telling me that the US is a hopelessly fascist country full of selfish people who would sell out democracy for a cheeseburger and I’ll kindly invite all of you to walk into the ocean
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced
internethippo.bsky.social
At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history
tylerboschert.bsky.social
"First of all, it's Y-Y-zed! And second of all: no, I can't yet, it's *impossible*."
tylerboschert.bsky.social
how dare you, I'm 35 and it's D.B. Cooper on my laptop
brendelbored.bsky.social
Well the baseball game is over but the night is young for the 38 year olds of Bluesky, and that means it’s time to take a low dose aspirin and read about Bigfoot on your iPad for 20 minutes before falling asleep
tylerboschert.bsky.social
A Republican Senator is literally a part owner of the Cubs.
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snowden.st
every public defender and defense counsel in King County gotta get their plea deals extra sweet this week
tylerboschert.bsky.social
it is not a coincidence that baseball fans are disproportionately likely to make Waiting for Godot jokes
euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
tylerboschert.bsky.social
Non-baseball people think nothing happens in baseball. This is not correct. A great deal happens in baseball, but almost none of it matters.
mosheroperandi.bsky.social
BASEBALL FANS UPSET AT RECEIVING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF BASEBALL

"I came here hoping to see the normal amount of nothing happening. But this is more nothing than I prepared for," said one attendee.
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lumpawaroomd.bsky.social
This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
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euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
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grantbrisbee.bsky.social
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
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petitephd.bsky.social
Remember, baseball fans: this is what the ghost runner took from you.
tylerboschert.bsky.social
Those of us watching have been wondering the same thing.
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megrowler.fangraphs.com
I do not smoke and badly want a cigarette.
tylerboschert.bsky.social
there are like 20 accounts I follow on here who are posting like they're being stretched on the rack right now, this fucking rules
snowden.st
this is one of the most “for the real heads” playoff baseball games this century
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jonhegglund.bsky.social
going back in time to assassinate whoever got me interested in baseball as a child
tylerboschert.bsky.social
everyone except baseball fans, I think
tylerboschert.bsky.social
you're not terribly far off TBH