WellActuary
@wellactuary.bsky.social
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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️ she/her
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wellactuary.bsky.social
Yet another "if that's not targeting, why is there a rule?" hit
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
The Army isn't being paid because the President doesn't want anyone to know about his connections with Jeffrey Epstein and since Trump also dismantled the whole "protect people from fraud" part of the government it seems like this is all entirely his fault and people should write on it and say so
aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
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bcbsara.bsky.social
A Chicago sports legend is honored on the Wrigley Field Marquee
The marquee reads Rest in Peace Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt 1919-2025
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Long way to come down was really his biggest problem there I think
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Bad hit bad hit bad hit bad hit
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The Snyder cut we were waiting for
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At least Kirby and Pruitt were considerate enough to almost always give it on the last drive of the first half, the more erratic timing does make it a little more stressful
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"thermostat dad" is also gender neutral fwiw
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Hard to call Oregon's win over Penn State the best road win in the country knowing how Penn State followed it up. Best road win at this point has to be Texas A&M over Notre Dame or Alabama over Georgia, right?
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I have never felt unsafe in San Francisco.

But I have seen lots of unhoused people and lots of people using drugs and since I'm a suburban white mom those things are supposed to make me feel unsafe 🙄
nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.
Mr. Benioff spoke as his annual Dreamforce conference is set to begin Tuesday in downtown San Francisco, bringing 50,000 visitors to the city. He is scheduled to deliver a keynote address about the benefits of "agentic enterprise," a business model in which humans and artificial intelligence bots work together.
Speaking by telephone from his private plane en route to San Francisco, he lamented that he has to pay for nundreds of off-duty law enforcement officers to help patrol the convention area and said that San Francisco needed to "re-fund" the police.
The city never actually "defunded" its police force, and San Francisco's violent crime rates are below those in many other U.S. cities.
But San Francisco has struggled to recruit and keep officers, and it still has problems with lower-level crimes and open-air drug use, especially in neighborhoods like the Tenderloin near City Hall. It has about 1,500 police officers, and Mr. Benioff says it ne → another thousand.
wellactuary.bsky.social
He's the junior senator from Kansas. He's been hiding from his constituents for months, but he's up for reelection next year so eventually he'll have to show his cowardly rat face.
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But it's only validated for people between 35 and 75 🥴
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Kansas City Current forward Kristen Hamilton has posted on instagram "Proud (and a little emotional) to share that I’ll be retiring from professional soccer at the end of the 2025 season."
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
wellactuary.bsky.social
Why is the kerning so unsettling
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How is it not Cookout
thegurglingcod.bsky.social
Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?
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Happy birthday, also nice pun
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
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Literal mickey mouse shit
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$500 off siding!!! This is meaningful, please ignore that siding will cost an absolute minimum of $10k for a small house and pretty crappy siding
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Those look like they've got the unclipping straps
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I got a doordash notification last night letting me know that my Walgreens items were on sale. I refuse to believe that timing wasn't intentional on their part.
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Hotel is very convenient to my office but over a mile from any non gas station retail, so I just had a box of tampons, a bottle of pain reliever, and two Gatorades brought to me by an angel of a doordasher 🫠
wellactuary.bsky.social
They're jealous, because no other team can make this work and they still can't get it banned. Idk, stop letting your qb skip leg day
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I really want non bralette wireless options and those are damn near impossible to find with fixed straps for some reason