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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 34m

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 32m

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 31m

"Thanks for letting me paint you. Here is a free condo, good luck achieving your dreams."

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 39m

Spielberg could buy a condo a day for a homeless person and not even have it affect his net worth.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1h

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

Big text at the top says "Parents! Are you sick of your child doing this?"
We see a drawing of a child whose body is sticking out of various parts of a room, his legs through the floor, his arm through one wall, his upper torso and face through another, scowling and sticking his tongue out and saying "fie! I will not be bound by the limits of the physical form!"

In a second panel, the large text says "end the daily hassle and all those little headaches by encasing your child in the cube!"

The boy is now hovering upside down inside a 3 dimensional cube, still scowling, but now fully intact, saying "you're a fool to think these constraints will hold. Once I am free of this prison, you have signed your own doom."

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Maria J Pérez Cuervo @mjpcuervo.bsky.social · 1h

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

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windust @windust.bsky.social · 31m

DANCE CHANCE

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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 8h

In my personal experience with Mr. Zaslav -- i.e., observing how his minions cajole and threaten anyone who dares write a critical word about him, within minutes of publication -- this is 1000% true.

Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 8h

Zaslav turned down an offer to sell Warner Bros to Ellison for $24/share. Until recently, the company was trading at just $12/share. Why is Zaslav resisting? What insiders think is really at play here, via @status.news www.status.news/p/warner-bro...

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Scoiattolo @offline.mountainherder.xyz · 6h

chat is this anything?

Diagram of an OceanGate Titan submersible with a dark humorous modification. The schematic shows the interior layout with passengers and pilot positions, but labels one area as "Saddam Husein" instead of a technical component, creating a morbid joke referencing the Titan submersible tragedy. Red lines overlay the figures, indicating that this is Loss

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 42m

Also, uh, instead of "highlighting their stories" why don't the Spielberg-Capshaws just house these people? soviewsmag.squarespace.com/artsandtrave...

KATE CAPSHAW: UNACCOMPANIED EXHIBIT — Southern Views Magazine

Artist Kate Capshaw captures the essence of her subjects in her recent exhibition, “Unaccompanied,” held at the Bo Bartlett Center on February 16th. Kate honors and brings attention to the stories and...

soviewsmag.squarespace.com

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Kate Clancy @kateclancy.bsky.social · 8d

I am being asked to tell my department which pieces of lab equipment should be supported with backup power because they expect rolling blackouts and brownouts in 2026 due to increased energy demands from AI. In case you're wondering how my day is going.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 3h

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs

"ONE for sorrow, two
for joy, three for a girl
and four for a boy,
99
" the
adage about magpies goes.
Well I spotted a single
magpie in my garden last
week and this morning I
woke up to find I'd shit
the bed. So maybe there
is something to these old
superstitions after all.
Gary Ireland, Tauranga

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 2h

The president got so mad he demolished the White House, I don't know what to tell you.

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2d

Can I ask, what did the No Kings protest actually accomplish? I mean, in real terms, what have these protests materially changed? I can't help but feel these one off protests are merely a heatsink for energy and anger rather than a path for meaningful change and disruption of the system.

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 4h

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 7h

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Old UK Catalogues @oldukcatalogues.bsky.social · 2h

Advert Lucky Dip: Oct 1958: Beer ad from Bass (more at @OldUKPrintAds.bsky.social)

«Bass for men»

This black and white advert shows a man’s hands holding a shotgun with a bird flying near the top of the image. The tagline ‘for men’ suggests it's targeted towards male beer drinkers.

Bass for men

Draught or bottle- and in cans

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Stuart Douglas @stuartdouglas.com · 8h

At least sky apologised - the BBC continued to peddle the same knowingly incorrect line as Starmer, Nandy etc.

Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 8h

Sky News now offering clarification.

They’d previously stated that the Maccabi ban was just about safety of Maccabi fans.

Now they admit it was also about Maccabi violence.

Ladies & gentlemen, our corrupt journo-political complex just got caught out.

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Paul Marshall @pmarsha11.bsky.social · 8h

How about some clarification regarding the interview of the fake Aston Villa supporter claiming that he received death threats? Andrew Fox is not Jewish neither is he the honorary head of the Jewish AVFC fan club. He's a far-right propagandist and Palestinian genocide denier. #SkyNews #FakeNews

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windust @windust.bsky.social · 9h

Walking past the barbers frequented by a lot of young men in the area and what do I see as reading material? Quite a few copies of sovereign citizen-friendly conspiracy rag The Light. Mind what your kids look at out there.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 1d

whomst amongst us

2 panel comic

Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone”

Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 1d

Tory policy is to revoke permanent residence (ILR) for everybody who does not earn £38k - deporting most nurses who have ILR

This is put in the video as "who is unlikely to contribute more than they cost"

NB: video does not say EU settled status is exempt

No govt since Idi Amin has done this

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 22h

getting a tattoo of a fart so people can ask me what it means and i start fucking farting

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Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 22h

Remember when, about 17 years ago, and everyone was really into the idea of a "Magneto: Nazi Hunter" film. There was money on the table and Fox were like "Naaaaah"...

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22h

the ballroom will have all been worth it when trump gets turned into an exquisite pile of crystal encrusted viscera after he's crushed beneath the gaudiest chandelier ever conceived. years later a declassified report will reveal it was made of plastic and only weighed about fifty pounds

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Sep 3

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

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