Flow
@yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
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Plant-loving man, growing in the Midwest
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yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
At this rate, who knows when I'll see you again.
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yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Not antisemitic. Just really fucking stupid. Also, there is a HUGE number of circumcised people in America(around 80% of males.) Like a HUGE number in comparison to the rest of the world. Lots of whom are not jewish.
This isn’t antisemitism, just run of the mill stupidity.
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Its not antisemitic at all. Its just fucking stupid.
But people LOVE saying something is antisemitic .
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Aye Chicago folks looking to help your brown neighbors being harassed by ICE. Check kt
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
What if as a nation we said NO MATTER WHAT, we will never vote for someone over 70 ever again. Call it what you want but if you’re 70 and running for office then you’ve held office already somewhere else. Take your ass home and ADVISE. There is no reason to stack the deck with outdated cards
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
People love lying on turkey. Stay trynna set it up. It do NOT taste like beef. EVER.
That said, ima try this bouillon in it
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
I don’t understand why its so difficult for you to raise the volume of your voice after I say “what” more than once.
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dak.myatproto.social
The only thing more exhausting than having a personal crisis is deciding which platform you're going to use to subtly hint that you are having a personal crisis.
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jo-herself.bsky.social
I want to go to a T-Pain concert
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beigewunder.blacksky.app
Right! Riding people's asses and cutting people off at high speeds. Just stupid
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
You ain't wrong. The assholes have grown in the last few years. On the road ready to make every turn their last.
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Real talk, it feels like this cause most of y'all are driving under the limit and constantly on your phones and not paying attention.
I'd take speed demon over a phone user/driving under the limit on the highway / having intense anxiety, any day of the week.
beigewunder.blacksky.app
Y'all be driving like vigilante crime fighters and it's just brunch in the city. Please go to hell.
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
And I hope every black person that repost this shirt. Feels like a coon. Cause I am for sure calling you one.
nregib.bsky.social
Apparently people are making AI videos of like Pac and Bob Marley hanging at a concert and ones with Kobe and Martin Luther King. This feels like shit a white person would do
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Putting NSFW /21+ in your profile is pointless if you're gonna go into all ages groups, make ALL your posts show up in said groups, and post your nudes.
Remove yourself from whatever group you're in if you wanna show your stank ass taint at 8:30 in the morning. Just classless and rude.
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
What y'all young bucks know bout this Nickolodeon classic?!
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misterjayem.bsky.social
Kid Rock's look: what if Burt Reynolds wasn't allowed within 500 feet of schools
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
… yea. That was the whole point
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
I block every single person who posts AI of dead people. Even if you're showing it in disgust, you getting blocked too.
Stop sharing it.
It's literally that simple.
yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
The biggest issue in life (that isn't life changing) is how hard it is to find weed in Wisconsin. Everyone is so needlessly cautious and private. It's 2025 if you don't shut your no name ass up and sell me this bag.

The DEA don't know you.
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laconicicon.bsky.social
People who can take naps are God’s favorites.