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Flow
@yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Plant-loving man, growing in the Midwest
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England in 1776:
The US Government has become a criminal organization
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Ayooooooo 😭😭😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Just realized that TIME magazine is probably going to do something dumb and name AI as the Person of the Year, isn't it?
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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"It's time for my dog to go out, so I can walk out with you"
how do you politely tell a hookup that they have massively overstayed their welcome?
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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This is gonna be an absolute nightmare.

But this is hilarious 😅
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Take two at a productive conversation
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Is this thing on?
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I bet ole boy inside is DEVASTATED!
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
15 posts before 6am is weird. Maybe, read or stretch instead
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I rewatched this multiple times trynna find the sense.
Yo Tyra Banks is Crazy As Hell
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Sometimes it lasts in love,
Sometimes it doesn't
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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New life rule…don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love Harlem Nights.
I’m dead ass serious too.😂
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Time to get sextra close by the fire.
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Somebody said that news lady is… and I quote “thicker than train smoke”

Son a woman that only be described by thermodynamic reactions is gone love you with her whole heart !!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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The Catcher In The Rye is a TERRIBLE book.

That is all.
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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How actions indicate character:

Kit, a pitcher, ducks as she's used to line drives coming back at her

Marla, a middle infielder, plants herself to field the ball

Dottie, a catcher, catches the ball
a woman in a purple hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt holding a baseball glove ..
ALT: a woman in a purple hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt holding a baseball glove ..
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'll NEVER forgive y'all, other Black folk, for going hard on Kpop.
That raicst, plastic surgery promoting, anti black while stealing from us, BAD music ass garbage. That crap needs to go
Golden Globes Nominations — Best Cinematic & Box Office Achievement:

• Avatar: Fire and Ash
• F1
• KPOP Demon Hunters
• Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
• Sinners
• Weapons
• Wicked: For Good
• Zootopia 2

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“Make a left here, Also, Elon is the smartest person and the only one who can save humanity. Make a left then you're at your destination, thanks to Elon.”
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Dating is so scary… cause what if they got a gambling problem???
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How much to have someone come
Over and teach me how to retwist and line up my head?
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The answer?!?!?

Buttons.

We don't want touch screen everything. We, people, want buttons.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Packers baby!!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is like people changing the word “homeless” to “unhoused.” a useless gesture that adds no value or help to what we’re talking about here.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A “gorilla couples therapist” would be amazing. Niche market and ability to do real good for people who don't know they need it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM