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Zelu

@zelustreams.bsky.social

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He/Him, 30s 🖤If It All Burns Down, I Will Hold You For The Minute It Takes🖤 Swiftie • Full-time OOTW Stan Reputation Denver + Tampa + Miami Eras Philly N2 + Indy N2 Ghost Stan Skeleta Detroit Queer • Trans • AuDHD • Demi-Gray Sexual/Romantic

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 17h

“Drew and Cody will meet face to face for the contract signing” im begging yall to learn about Docusign #SmackDown

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween, the day Satan introduces your children to the gateway drug to homosexuality—costumes!

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 22h

Soup doesn’t seem to appreciate his tenth gallon hat

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 22h

I just want Blondie to confirm if that’s Holo Taco

𝔯𝔢: 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 🪩 ⸆⸉ ོ @accebermorris.swifties.social · 1d

she’s giving evermore 🤎🍂✨

6 paparazzi photos of Taylor Swift, wearing an all brown outfit such as a brown leather bomber and turtleneck brown mini dress with brown suede boots and holding a Louis Vuitton mini bag and a gold watch on her wrist with her hair tied back in a fishtail braid, her engagement ring is also on display.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1d

All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall, lean in & whisper "I'll do your housework."

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 22h

Depends on consistency. But yeah

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Skeleton war preparer @jinxter.bsky.social · 2d

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

Your daily reminder that Trump absolutely can fund SNAP through contingency funds.

He absolutely can prevent 42 million Americans — including 20 million children — from going hungry next month.

He is choosing not to. Don’t let him lie his way out of this.

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Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so goddamn tired of saying this but: this is it.

All the worrying that trans folks have had since he took office? This is why. This is the first step on a short road that ends with the criminalization of trans existence in the US. It isn't doomsaying. It isn't panic. It's right in front of us.

NPR @npr.org · 2d

The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY

Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally

The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.

n.pr

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · Sep 21

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 6d

Why is this better than my nearest writing with my dominant hand

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 6d

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

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♤linxie♤ @linxies.bsky.social · 6d

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 6d

I’m gonna be real: I just wanna brag. I just managed to thrift a 43” smart tv for $10. Is this how men who fish feel?

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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 7d

The next Dem president should do to the IRS what Trump did to ICE. 10x their enforcement budget, arm them to the teeth, and have them repel from Blackhawk helicopters into boardrooms, country clubs and owner’s boxes to shake these goblins by their ankles until every last penny falls out.

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 9d

There has been an unusual number of proposals over the course of our relationship. Even once married.

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Ash⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥𝔦 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶❤️‍🔥 @magickbones.swifties.social · 11d

“So make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it”

Can you imagine if Taylor had any idea what writing that simple line would lead to?? Like, not only did it spark a cultural phenomenon, it got her a whole fiancé! Absolutely wild to think about 😮‍💨

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11d

Amazon controls over a third of the global cloud computing market.

Its customers include Capital One, United Airlines, and the US Army.

Today's outage should be a wakeup call: Dependence on a handful of powerful corporations is a threat to economic and national security.

Morning Brew ☕️ @morningbrew.extwitter.link · 12d

BREAKING: Amazon Web Services

A massive AWS outage early this morning sent major websites and apps down for several hours

Tracking site Downdetector has received over 8 million reports around the globe

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11d

I'm gonna just slip into something more comfortable (a coma)

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 11d

It's ok to listen to the little voice in your head.
The one telling you to slow down.
The one telling you to follow witch-lights through misty woodlands to the court of the ancient forest gods, draped in moss and gloom.

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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 12d

The first look at the scale of Disney backlash after it suspended Kimmel. Wow>>

“Antenna estimated a total of 3 million cancellations for Disney+ and 4.1 million for Hulu in September. Both of those figures far exceeded the trailing three-month averages for the services”
www.wsj.com/business/med...

Customers Ditched Disney+, Hulu After Kimmel Suspension

Cancellation rates for both Disney’s streaming services doubled in September from a month earlier.

www.wsj.com

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Arthur Gies (he/him) @aegies.bsky.social · 12d

i don't necessarily think music was better in the early-to-mid '90s, because it wasn't really, but music *media* was way more interesting and less processed. Lots of radio stations with program directors and DJs making playlist decisions, with actual taste and opinions at play.

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Zelu @zelustreams.bsky.social · 11d

I think my heart just stopped on your behalf reading that

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BOO!gged milk @bagmilk.swifties.social · 11d

need a big crisp coke and $10,000 asap

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12d

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

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