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Zlhacker

@zlhackerw.bsky.social

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🇲🇽☁️🇵🇸 He/Him | 20, INFP Latino | pronounced like "slacker" | yap about animanga and weeb media a lot, and cinema sometimes too | Thank you Togashi, Currygom, Miura & Toriyama 🙏 https://zlhacker.carrd.co/

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Zlhacker @zlhackerw.bsky.social · Oct 17

so hey guys you can call me zlhack or zlhacker whichever one is fine, here's stuff I like to talk most about

- Hunter x Hunter
- Kubera
- Type Moon / Nasuverse
- Cinema and TV
- Dark souls & fromsoft
- literature (sometimes)

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waia @waia-aya.bsky.social · Jan 26

American liberal dream

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jan 26

A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."

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Zlhacker @zlhackerw.bsky.social · Jan 27

morning classes really do suck ass

project RIP tho, hope it’s not terrible 🫡

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Daydream Believer @charmaycry.bsky.social · Jan 26

It's him

Dan D. Dan

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Dread @dreaddbound.bsky.social · Jan 23

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Zlhacker @zlhackerw.bsky.social · Jan 24

been stuck on purple stake for like a month until today

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August @regularaugust.bsky.social · Jan 21

This place needs an identity that’s not just “I left Twitter for here” because I have random people adding me to lists like “Horrible People: Confirmed Monsters” likely over positive posts about Danganronpa or something

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jan 21

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Jan 21

experiencing the entire collapse of the US economy is going to suck, but for a brief moment in time, it is going to be REALLY funny

CNN @cnn.com · Jan 21

President Trump says his administration will impose 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada on February 1.

Trump threatens 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada on Feb. 1, punting Day 1 pledge | CNN Business

President Donald Trump said in an Oval Office signing ceremony Monday evening that his administration will impose 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada on February 1, an extraordinary change in North Ameri...

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Zlhacker @zlhackerw.bsky.social · Jan 14

run of a lifetime

Zlhacker @zlhackerw.bsky.social · Jan 13

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jan 13

A woman explains to Alex "Nosferatu reflects Ellen's fears about her own eroticism." A silhouette of the vampire can be seen behind the woman. Alex thinks to herself "dang. I wonder what form a dark mirror of MY sex problems would take." Alex begins sweating profusely as a shadow looms behind her. Her eyes roll back into her head as the placidly smiling face of Peter Griffin emerges from the darkness.

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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · Jan 9

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Zlhacker @zlhackerw.bsky.social · Jan 10

AYO?!?! THEY'RE COOKING!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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daniël @kaasiand.cool · Oct 3

I have been saying this

mockup of balatro on DS. the top screen shows the blind info and poker-hand levels, while all the cards are on the bottom screen

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Mia💖🧡💜🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · Jan 5

i would literally go to war for cavendish joker

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𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 @bheanilla.bsky.social · Jan 5

What’s that? An Obama era FP guy claims he did everything perfect and regrets literally nothing? no waaayyy that’s crazy

The New York Times @nytimes.com · Jan 4

At the end of a tenure marked by war and division, Secretary of State Antony Blinken defends his legacy on Gaza and Ukraine and says he’s made America stronger. Read or listen to The Interview. nyti.ms/4h11Ag1