DG
@1dgrn.bsky.social
Papardelle con salsiccia
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Papardelle con salsiccia
"When I go out to dinner with my dad, no matter where we go, he stares over his reading glasses for a while—I guess pretending to scour the menu—before ordering something that he likes to eat at home, that definitely wasn’t written anywhere before him." What an asshole.
“An addict doesn’t not love you, at least in my mother’s case, but an addict robs from you your peace of mind, and they can’t see it.” Kevin McEnroe on his mom, Tatum O’Neal.
At the Autograph Show: Finding Peace in Saying No to My Mother, Tatum O’Neal
My mother used to draw these pictures when I was little and she was high. My sister and I would sit there with her and draw, too. My mother loved to be around my sister but my mother couldn’t not u…
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"When I go out to dinner with my dad, no matter where we go, he stares over his reading glasses for a while—I guess pretending to scour the menu—before ordering something that he likes to eat at home, that definitely wasn’t written anywhere before him." What an asshole.
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
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one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
Doesn’t drake maye have school tomorrow? He’s up awfully late
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Doesn’t drake maye have school tomorrow? He’s up awfully late
I am unfamiliar with Mr Bunny’s oeuvre and don’t speak Spanish, but I love that that’s what the halftime show was.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I am unfamiliar with Mr Bunny’s oeuvre and don’t speak Spanish, but I love that that’s what the halftime show was.
I stg I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen doing a bit, at first
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I stg I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen doing a bit, at first
I’m afraid this isn’t really my thing, but great choice anyway because it will make the worst people so angry
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m afraid this isn’t really my thing, but great choice anyway because it will make the worst people so angry
The week of the Olympics / Super Bowl is a good week to realize that the former owners of this house, who left their TV behind when they sold it, also left said TV logged in to the Peacock app….?
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The week of the Olympics / Super Bowl is a good week to realize that the former owners of this house, who left their TV behind when they sold it, also left said TV logged in to the Peacock app….?
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Exact copies can be transformative, politician edition
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Exact copies can be transformative, politician edition
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
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It bums me out when people have husbands who cause them distress and are mean to them. What good is a husband if he isn't supportive and worshipping the ground you walk on!
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It bums me out when people have husbands who cause them distress and are mean to them. What good is a husband if he isn't supportive and worshipping the ground you walk on!
Eleanor is hilarious
Well, *I* liked it even if the audience didn't
Shakespeare's Mum
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February 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Eleanor is hilarious
A quiet evening after a snowstorm
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
A quiet evening after a snowstorm
How I sext
I am but ill qualified
February 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
How I sext
"Brooklyn removes tattoo tribute to David amid deepening Beckham feud" Are they the dumbest box of rocks around....? Maybe.
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
"Brooklyn removes tattoo tribute to David amid deepening Beckham feud" Are they the dumbest box of rocks around....? Maybe.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
#lawsky just got a time-pressured and really quite complicated multi-jurisdiction acquisition signed up yesterday and the extent to which my two junior associates are stoked about it is both a) very charming and b) incredibly "feel-old-making"
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
#lawsky just got a time-pressured and really quite complicated multi-jurisdiction acquisition signed up yesterday and the extent to which my two junior associates are stoked about it is both a) very charming and b) incredibly "feel-old-making"
#lawsky no, a (non-billable) catch-up call at 9:00am CET Monday does NOT work for me.
(I mean, billable, yeah I've done that plenty of times, sure, but....)
(I mean, billable, yeah I've done that plenty of times, sure, but....)
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
#lawsky no, a (non-billable) catch-up call at 9:00am CET Monday does NOT work for me.
(I mean, billable, yeah I've done that plenty of times, sure, but....)
(I mean, billable, yeah I've done that plenty of times, sure, but....)
"The boxes you brought here and never unpacked are still patiently waiting to go
So put on those clothes you never grew into, and smile like you mean it for once
If you come back, bring a new name for everything."
So put on those clothes you never grew into, and smile like you mean it for once
If you come back, bring a new name for everything."
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
"The boxes you brought here and never unpacked are still patiently waiting to go
So put on those clothes you never grew into, and smile like you mean it for once
If you come back, bring a new name for everything."
So put on those clothes you never grew into, and smile like you mean it for once
If you come back, bring a new name for everything."
Letters In Icelandic From the Ninette San by John K Samson
If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will by Warren Zevon. 45 seconds. And we're done.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Letters In Icelandic From the Ninette San by John K Samson