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Doesn’t drake maye have school tomorrow? He’s up awfully late
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I am unfamiliar with Mr Bunny’s oeuvre and don’t speak Spanish, but I love that that’s what the halftime show was.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I stg I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen doing a bit, at first
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I’m afraid this isn’t really my thing, but great choice anyway because it will make the worst people so angry
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The week of the Olympics / Super Bowl is a good week to realize that the former owners of this house, who left their TV behind when they sold it, also left said TV logged in to the Peacock app….?
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Exact copies can be transformative, politician edition
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
Judge a quarterback by what he'll take a knee for.
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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It bums me out when people have husbands who cause them distress and are mean to them. What good is a husband if he isn't supportive and worshipping the ground you walk on!
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Eleanor is hilarious
Well, *I* liked it even if the audience didn't
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
A quiet evening after a snowstorm
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
How I sext
I am but ill qualified
February 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Last night cooking….
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"Brooklyn removes tattoo tribute to David amid deepening Beckham feud" Are they the dumbest box of rocks around....? Maybe.
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
#lawsky just got a time-pressured and really quite complicated multi-jurisdiction acquisition signed up yesterday and the extent to which my two junior associates are stoked about it is both a) very charming and b) incredibly "feel-old-making"
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
#lawsky no, a (non-billable) catch-up call at 9:00am CET Monday does NOT work for me.

(I mean, billable, yeah I've done that plenty of times, sure, but....)
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
#writing two poems accepted this morning (by the same journal) - first one was submitted 200 places, second one "only" 125.....
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"The boxes you brought here and never unpacked are still patiently waiting to go
So put on those clothes you never grew into, and smile like you mean it for once
If you come back, bring a new name for everything."
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Letters In Icelandic From the Ninette San by John K Samson
If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will by Warren Zevon. 45 seconds. And we're done.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Also if this keeps me from watching Smriti Mandhana and Jemi Rodrigues lead their teams in the Indian Womens Premier League Final match tomorrow morning I am gonna be pissed. #cricket #tatawpl
#lawsky my "hours billed in 2026 YTD" to "chronological age & general state of physical and mental decrepitude" ratio is suboptimal as of the most recent Time of Determination.
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
#lawsky my "hours billed in 2026 YTD" to "chronological age & general state of physical and mental decrepitude" ratio is suboptimal as of the most recent Time of Determination.
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
"3 fraternity members arrested in death of Northern Arizona student following rush event" Yay Greek Life.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
@anyuse.bsky.social and Shellfish Constables.
people need to stop using the term “law enforcement” so lightly. ICE has never once enforced any laws. they break laws constantly. cops are no better. the only people i’d consider true law enforcers are traffic guards, and they don’t even need a gun to do their job.
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
But yeah, we don't need to 'teach the humanities".....the fucking cretins
These people seem to believe the Ancient Greeks never saw or interacted, or even imagined there could be a non-white person.

Colonies running through Italy, the Levant, Spain, North Africa, Ethiopia, all intermingling and trading, but no, Helen must look "Greek."
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM