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“Strutting, blonde, insufferable”
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Strands #643
“Tolkien's world”
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December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Puzzle #909
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December 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Strands #642
“Feeling peckish?”
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December 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Puzzle #908
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December 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Tunnel Pete
Pete the cat in his play tunnel
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Pooping Giraffes and Loose bananas

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December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books For him that stealth a book from this place, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, & all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain crying aloud for mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his agony till he sink to dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that diets not, & when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of hell consume him forever & aye. (Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Spotify unwrapped
a man wearing glasses is making a face and says never heard of him
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December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Strands #641
“In the driver's seat”
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December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Puzzle #907
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December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I’d prefer to unzip one - but here we are
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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"Let's just take the subway...."

The Subway:
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Babies imitating adults
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Without googling, name a famous general.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Honestly fuck you spotify
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Strands #640
“It all adds up”
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December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Puzzle #906
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a woman in a white fur coat is holding a microphone and says this is my redemption story
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December 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Touché

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a woman with blonde hair is sitting in a chair looking at another woman .
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December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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My mate just sent me this
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The series did take a turn...
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM