Write a tell all revealing that Smooth Criminal was written about a dolphin.
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Write a tell all revealing that Smooth Criminal was written about a dolphin.
An old house that needs a little love, and the thing hiding inside. A FIXER UPPER, out now in Farewell Transmission.
A Fixer Upper - Farewell Transmission
by Craig Rodgers It costs next to nothing. Who would believe, a little old thing. A cabin, some would call it. A fall down, others. This home cobbled so long ago. He parks out front and just looks. Ta...
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December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
An old house that needs a little love, and the thing hiding inside. A FIXER UPPER, out now in Farewell Transmission.
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You have to make a choice.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You have to make a choice.
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Still forgot to change the price. Sign up for the book club cheap and see what happens!
Forgot to change the price back, so book club is cheap for one more day. Sign up!
Today only 2026 book club is $40 off, and also today only we will send a free t-shirt with any order over $50, with the caveat that we’re down to 39 shirts. We will email to find out size/color preference.
malarkeybooks.com/store/2026bo...
malarkeybooks.com/store/2026bo...
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Still forgot to change the price. Sign up for the book club cheap and see what happens!
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*wiping sweat off brow* oh my stars, these heights certainly are wuthering
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
*wiping sweat off brow* oh my stars, these heights certainly are wuthering
Write a crime story in which Santa's illicit milk and cookies business is explored, showing how he's laundered these gains through a front toy shipping concern for years.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Write a crime story in which Santa's illicit milk and cookies business is explored, showing how he's laundered these gains through a front toy shipping concern for years.
What a time to be alive.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What a time to be alive.
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the verse (2026, blumhouse)
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the verse (2026, blumhouse)
Ghostwrite a self help book in which Wile E Coyote explains how once he learned to stop looking down he was able to walk on air.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ghostwrite a self help book in which Wile E Coyote explains how once he learned to stop looking down he was able to walk on air.
Got a couple full sets sent off today. Still a fair number of everything left. I thought I had a few of the out of print ones too someplace, but they haven't turned up yet. If they do I'll post those too.
Doing this again for a few days. Hit me up if you want a book. Pay whatever, we're clearing them out.
I unearthed a box of old titles I didn't know I still had. Make me an offer, I'll mail you some books.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Got a couple full sets sent off today. Still a fair number of everything left. I thought I had a few of the out of print ones too someplace, but they haven't turned up yet. If they do I'll post those too.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
malarkeybooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Doing this again for a few days. Hit me up if you want a book. Pay whatever, we're clearing them out.
I unearthed a box of old titles I didn't know I still had. Make me an offer, I'll mail you some books.
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Doing this again for a few days. Hit me up if you want a book. Pay whatever, we're clearing them out.
Write a detective novel in which Paula Cole receives an anonymous letter suggesting she look for the missing cowboys in the yard of the woman with the milkshake.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Write a detective novel in which Paula Cole receives an anonymous letter suggesting she look for the missing cowboys in the yard of the woman with the milkshake.
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Did they ever actually make trash bags like this? That’d be cool.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Did they ever actually make trash bags like this? That’d be cool.
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Been real slow lately but we’re putting a couple books and a tote bag in the mail tomorrow. We can send you books and stuff. We would love actually!
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Bookstore — Malarkey
You can order signed books through this website. Feel free to request a signature and a friendly note.
Malarkeybooks.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Been real slow lately but we’re putting a couple books and a tote bag in the mail tomorrow. We can send you books and stuff. We would love actually!
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Malarkeybooks.com/store
Write a psychological thriller in which no one thought to bring stuffing this year and now you must endure a stuffing-less holiday gathering.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Write a psychological thriller in which no one thought to bring stuffing this year and now you must endure a stuffing-less holiday gathering.
Remake Thelma and Louise with the pardoned turkeys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Remake Thelma and Louise with the pardoned turkeys.
Write a romance novel in which gravy spreads item by item until each dish on the plate gets a taste.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Write a romance novel in which gravy spreads item by item until each dish on the plate gets a taste.
Write a novel in which green bean casserole fires its publicist only to find that its stardom was only ever a construct as mashed potatoes once again finds the spotlight.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Write a novel in which green bean casserole fires its publicist only to find that its stardom was only ever a construct as mashed potatoes once again finds the spotlight.
Write a prequel detailing the many, many crimes of which the turkeys are now being pardoned.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Write a prequel detailing the many, many crimes of which the turkeys are now being pardoned.