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Adam Doctolero
@adamdoctolero.bsky.social
I play video games on easy mode. Don't judge me.

He/Him/His

California ---> Minnesota

#SFGiants | #49ers #FTTB | #Warriors #DubNation | #ManCity #MCFC | #SanDiegoState #GoAztecs Class of '03
Kudos to the Blue Jays for not giving a shit what that contract is going to look like in 4 or 5 years. They were as close as you can possibly get to winning a World Series, and they're putting their foot on the gas pedal, as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Likely takes them out of the running for Imai. Glad someone else gave Cease that boatload of cash and not the #SFGiants.
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A healthy Melton could be a huge boost to this team. They desperately need a guy who can defend and knock down the open 3.
The Warriors assigned De’Anthony Melton, Jonathan Kuminga and Gui Santos to Santa Cruz so they could scrimmage with the G-League team today. Kuminga and Melton late stages of injury return, Santos to get some conditioning. They’ll be recalled after.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Has to be the worst contract in the history of sports, right?
Alden Gonzalez is reporting that the Angels are trying to buy out the remainder of Anthony Rendon’s contract. Rendon is expected to retire, and the team is hoping to defer some money he is owed to help give them financial flexibility. He is owed $38 million for 2026: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Source: Angels in talks to buy out Rendon deal
The Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks about buying out the final year of his seven-year, $245M contract, a source told ESPN. The third baseman is expected to retire.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Turkey is dry brining, the dressing is made and in the fridge, stock is working in the slow cooker and the spiced apple cinnamon simple syrup for cocktails is done. Off to a hell of a start with about 24 hours to go until Thanksgiving dinner time.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.

They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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By most technical definitions, the world we currently occupy is most likely actually hell and we all did something in our living lives to end up here
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pie, good. End of story.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Big, if true.
there’s lots of good food
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reading comprehension is not his strong suit.
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:

“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”

That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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save me erling haaland entering at 65' save me
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ugh. #MCFC
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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We are monitoring the situation in St. Paul and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.

While we are always willing to work together on public safety, that is clearly not what this chaotic situation was about.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
www.startribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
About damn time. #MCFC
Marmoush back in the XI 🤩
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So much for the Sonny Gray idea. #SFGiants
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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🚨 Monarca Alert!

Federal activity at 609 Rose Ave E, Saint Paul MN 55117–seems like ICE surrounding a house for a warrant on 1 but 8 others inside who are vulnerable

11/25/25 9:30am

Upstander Legal Observers needed—if you can go, GO
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If I'm voting for 49ers MVP right now, I think it would be:

1. CMC
1a. Robert Saleh
2. Mac Jones
3. Kyle Shanahan
4. Eddy Pineiro
5. Dee Winters

#FTTB
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Looks like he just admitted that he should be hanged. Very few people's actions have led to more death than his.
musk agreeing with an explicitly eugenicist post
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Kittle has gone to promo school, y'all. #WWE #FTTB
George Kittle shreds Will Compton on 'SportsCenter with SVP'.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Just pay Saleh like a head coach. #FTTB
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yikes, got away with one on the pick. #FTTN 😬
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
No one beats up on a pillow-soft schedule like the Niners! #FTTB
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM