Eimear
@ae1.bsky.social
I mostly try to pretend that I am a grown up.
@sazzles74.bsky.social how’s your fabulous holiday going?
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
@sazzles74.bsky.social how’s your fabulous holiday going?
If, like me, you are longer of torso and find some women’s jumpers to be too short, please let me recommend men’s jumpers
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
If, like me, you are longer of torso and find some women’s jumpers to be too short, please let me recommend men’s jumpers
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So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!
February 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!
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Big thanks @XOBikes for fixing my broken wheel today at their new shop at 176 Blackfriars Rd.
XO is a social enterprise which fixes & sells donated bikes.
Staff are ex-offenders who've been trained as profession mechanics. All profits go towards training more ex-offenders.
XO is a social enterprise which fixes & sells donated bikes.
Staff are ex-offenders who've been trained as profession mechanics. All profits go towards training more ex-offenders.
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Big thanks @XOBikes for fixing my broken wheel today at their new shop at 176 Blackfriars Rd.
XO is a social enterprise which fixes & sells donated bikes.
Staff are ex-offenders who've been trained as profession mechanics. All profits go towards training more ex-offenders.
XO is a social enterprise which fixes & sells donated bikes.
Staff are ex-offenders who've been trained as profession mechanics. All profits go towards training more ex-offenders.
@kevintj.bsky.social happy birthday!
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
@kevintj.bsky.social happy birthday!
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Once fell over someone else's toddler in a shopping centre who laughed about it and proceeded to run off and trip up someone else and his mum was running around after him going JESUS CHRIST JEREMY YOU LITTLE BASTARD and I think about that a lot
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Once fell over someone else's toddler in a shopping centre who laughed about it and proceeded to run off and trip up someone else and his mum was running around after him going JESUS CHRIST JEREMY YOU LITTLE BASTARD and I think about that a lot
I just ate a Malteaser that was a solid lump of chocolate #breakingNews
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I just ate a Malteaser that was a solid lump of chocolate #breakingNews
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Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
Fridge Jenga season has begun!
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Fridge Jenga season has begun!
The Christmas pie has been procured
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Christmas pie has been procured
My beloved niece asked me to bake her brownies for her birthday. I couldn’t deliver them to her on time because of my operation but I keep my promises!
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My beloved niece asked me to bake her brownies for her birthday. I couldn’t deliver them to her on time because of my operation but I keep my promises!
Going to Ireland on Thursday. Bringing the niblings’ Christmas presents. I hope they understand the plane liquids allowance sacrifice I’ve had to make for this!
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Going to Ireland on Thursday. Bringing the niblings’ Christmas presents. I hope they understand the plane liquids allowance sacrifice I’ve had to make for this!
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Amazing!! Women Help Women (womenhelp.org) is manufacturing their own abortion pills in order to make abortion safer, simpler and more accessible across borders. They designed an eco-friendly combi-pack that's easier to mail discreetly and centred around women’s experiences and needs.
A Global Telehealth First: Women Help Women Begins Producing Abortion Pill Combipack
The feminist telehealth provider Women Help Women cuts out pharma middlemen to make its new mifepristone-misprostol abortion pill combo pack.
msmagazine.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Amazing!! Women Help Women (womenhelp.org) is manufacturing their own abortion pills in order to make abortion safer, simpler and more accessible across borders. They designed an eco-friendly combi-pack that's easier to mail discreetly and centred around women’s experiences and needs.
At lunch today I heard my friend’s father lament that he misses going into the garden and picking fresh mint for her to have her favourite herbal tea, now that she has moved out (bought her own home!). Is this what having a parent is like? Sounds amazing
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
At lunch today I heard my friend’s father lament that he misses going into the garden and picking fresh mint for her to have her favourite herbal tea, now that she has moved out (bought her own home!). Is this what having a parent is like? Sounds amazing
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It gets lost in all of this nonsense every time, but it is worth pointing out that it's not illegal to use any toilet you like. Toilets aren't legally restricted places and never have been, for very obvious reasons. This whole thing is based on an absurd fiction about who can and can't go where.
It's not illegal to use the right toilets and no one should adhere to Mary-Ann Stephenson's headmistressly call to "follow rules" that serve no good purpose, breach the UK's human rights obligations, will be bad for all women, and debase trans dignity. Make her appoint her sodding toilet police.
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It gets lost in all of this nonsense every time, but it is worth pointing out that it's not illegal to use any toilet you like. Toilets aren't legally restricted places and never have been, for very obvious reasons. This whole thing is based on an absurd fiction about who can and can't go where.
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A non insignificant number of people in the hotel i work serve themselves of black pudding at breakfast and put sugar on top presumably trying to make it taste more like pudding....sad state of affairs
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A non insignificant number of people in the hotel i work serve themselves of black pudding at breakfast and put sugar on top presumably trying to make it taste more like pudding....sad state of affairs
Guess who just learnt the hard way not to casually use the phrase “I’m pooped” when you work with a very international crowd?
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Guess who just learnt the hard way not to casually use the phrase “I’m pooped” when you work with a very international crowd?
@hayls.bsky.social is this a sign?!?! Also how is New Small Dog doing? Xx
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Storm Bram to bring strong winds and widespread rain
The Met Office has issued a wind warning covering all of Northern Ireland from 09:00 to 21:00 GMT on Tuesday.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@hayls.bsky.social is this a sign?!?! Also how is New Small Dog doing? Xx
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
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‘Tis the season to cook everything in batter
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
‘Tis the season to cook everything in batter
I have never seen any K Drama but a show about a woman obsessed with potatoes might be the thing that finally prompts me to give it a go
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I have never seen any K Drama but a show about a woman obsessed with potatoes might be the thing that finally prompts me to give it a go
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
The soundproofing in my block of flats between units is very good (yay) but if you’re standing in the communal corridors you can hear everything (totally fine). I overheard my neighbour enthusiastically exclaim today “I am a VERY good looking man!”
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The soundproofing in my block of flats between units is very good (yay) but if you’re standing in the communal corridors you can hear everything (totally fine). I overheard my neighbour enthusiastically exclaim today “I am a VERY good looking man!”