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Andrew G. Haubner
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Editor-in-Chief: @nocapspacewbb.com

CU Buff, native New Yorker, washed up mogul skier.

Talking women's basketball, sports and some other stuff.
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Something that I feel has been missed in the discussion of A’ja Wilson’s greatness is that the payoff of her ascent is earned.

Four years to the day since being blocked by Brittney Griner with a series on the line, Wilson’s game three game winner marks the completion of her hero’s journey.
With A WNBA Finals Game Winner In Hand, A'ja Wilson's Ascent Is Now Complete
There's no question about it now. One win away from a third WNBA title in four years and on the heels of a Game Three game winning jumper, A'ja Wilson is officially the undisputed best in the world.
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A TEXAS SIZED STATEMENT MADE.

#4 Texas just knocked off #2 South Carolina a day after beating #3 UCLA.

Chauny is LIVE now breaking it down: youtube.com/live/5wP-Ssj...
#4 TEXAS BEATS #2 SOUTH CAROLINA ON GAME WINNER IN THANKSGIVING CLASSIC
YouTube video by No Cap Space WBB
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November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In late 1985, Texas women’s basketball defeats No. 3 Northeast Louisiana and No. 4 USC in the Texas Classic.

In late 2025, Texas women’s basketball defeats No. 3 UCLA and No. 2 South Carolina in the Players Era Festival.

We are officially monitoring a potential Team of Destiny…
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sports has the same problem tbh
one thing i really resent is the way lizza, nuzzi and related parties have spent years acting like it’s their extreme reverence for american politics that allows them to slip inside the palace and tell their tales, regardless of party, when really they just wanted to be a part of the king’s court.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
While I’m usually a “please cry into those paychecks” type of person…this is a thing that sucks no matter how big you get.

Games are fun but missing every holiday gets to be a lot after awhile.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This would be an insane win for Okie-lite
SOURCE: Oklahoma State is targeting North Texas head coach Eric Morris to be its next head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.

North Texas is 10-1 this year, and Morris would finish the rest of the season with the Mean Green, including a potential conference title and CFP bid.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Remake Rogue One now that Andor’s done with Gilroy at the helm.

Feels like the only good answer outside of the sequel trilogy being completely changed up.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sophie saw Cooking With Kya’s videos and immediately went bag chasing 😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh she was in love with that man lol
Typical of the French to screw this up
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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new pod! @tylerdeluca.bsky.social and I break down the WNBA draft lottery:
Awa Fam vs Azzi Fudd
the Mystics many options
revisiting LA’s trades with Seattle
could Lauren Betts fall out of the lottery?

open.spotify.com/episode/5SCV...
Awa Fam, You Are a Dallas Wing. And Other WNBA Draft Lottery Takeaways.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The women abused by Justin Tucker and Art Briles have to carry those scars for the rest of their lives. It’s not to much to ask that Tucker and Briles should, too, rather than being given chances at redemption.
Art Briles, Justin Tucker getting second chances they don't deserve
If our society valued women, Justin Tucker and Art Briles would be pariahs. Instead, they're enjoying second chances despite the harm they've caused.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh Beavs…don’t do this.
Oregon State had finalists and was moving toward a hire when Justin Wilcox became available. The sides are expected to talk.

Read more:
Canzano: Justin Wilcox is a new wrinkle in Oregon State search
Cal coach expected to talk with OSU.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Also funny that people don’t know the difference between evaluation camps and actual competitive call ups.
I'm not sure there's a more thankless job in major American sports than being the managing director for USA women's basketball. A recipe to get zero credit whenever the US wins and only succeed in pissing off various sections of fans when popular players are omitted from the final roster.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The rather interesting subtext is they’d all rather slink out quietly because they’re legitimately scared of being killed by their base for stepping out of line.
historic levels of leopards eating faces
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
BoarOnTheFloor.gif
Pete Carroll has the chance to do the funniest thing.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The celebrity ad-off between Billy Bob Thornton/T-Mobile vs Luke Wilson/AT&T is lowkey kind of hilarious.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
God, the amount of teenager death threats Curt Miller is about to get when he doesn’t draft Azzi first overall …
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Andrew G. Haubner
THE 2026 WNBA #1 DRAFT PICK GOES TO THE DALLAS WINGS

WE ARE GOING LIVE TO BREAKDOWN THE DRAFT LOTTERY RESULTS NOW!

youtube.com/live/76O1ot9...
DALLAS WINGS WIN THE 2026 #1 WNBA DRAFT PICK! AZZI FUDD AND PAIGE BUECKERS REUNION IN DALLAS?
YouTube video by No Cap Space WBB
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November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
For my followers, throw Frankie a sub if you can!

When people talk about intersectionality in women’s sports journalism, there’s few if any that do it better.
Full disclosure: I’ve lost nearly 40 paid subscribers since leaving Substack and this newsletter is 2/3 of my income. If you want to support an independent trans journalist, this is a great way to do so. bit.ly/ooylsagseaso...
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Colorado football’s problem has always been that they’ve been diametrically opposed to what the institutional culture of football is in the Midwest/mountain states.

CU’s vibe is not Kansas State as a university.

But the regional football culture is *much* closer to K-State than, say, UCLA.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Deion is tough because I think there’s a fair argument he’s been an unequivocal success for the university brand as a whole and there’s a ton of metrics to support that.

But is that enough to justify this potentially every year he wants to keep doing it?

Schwartz and Saliman probably do but idk
Aside from Dorrell’s 1-win 2023, 3 wins will be the fewest in a season by the Buffs in the last 12 years (2 wins in 2014).

But please tell me again how “Coach Prime” has the arrow pointed up in Boulder? His soon to be 43% WP is basically in line with Dorrell, Tucker & MacIntyre.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Shurmer baby!
Buffs had had 10 drives tonight end in a punt or on downs
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Also forgot Brent Vigen, who also just won the Big Sky again with Montana State.

It’s actually insane tbh

Hire one of Craig Bohl’s guys and there’s like a 75% chance they’re gonna be successful or at least stabilize your program for a good long while.
NDSU coaching tree post Craig Bohl:

-Chris Kleiman (Generally successful at K State although needs a new OC)

-Matt Entz (7-3 at Fresno right now)

-Tim Polasek (Pillaging the FCS like Genghis Khan with NDSU)

-David Braun (Stabilized Northwestern post Pat Fitz)

-Jake Dickert (8-3 at Wake)
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Literally hire someone off the Craig Bohl tree and there’s a 90% they’re gonna fix your program.

But knowing Colorado we’re gonna do some dumb shit like see Deion leave and then hire Brennan Marion (who I used to love but have soured on substantially over the years).
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I really think Deion should probably just call it quits. Guy has been battling his health all year, the team isn’t good, the juice is totally gone.

Pin it on the ailments, enjoy your life and let’s rebuild this thing properly (assuming Schwartz isn’t intent on riding this to the end).
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM