Ericash-me-under-the-mistletoe
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"Trying to be a serious poet and failing ecstatically." - Me
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Was not writing poetry a secret transaction, a voice answering a voice?
Virginia Woolf, Orlando
Virginia Woolf, Orlando
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Was not writing poetry a secret transaction, a voice answering a voice?
Virginia Woolf, Orlando
Virginia Woolf, Orlando
the tea is steeped
and i am peeped
-- i mean --
i am pooped
and the tea is stooped
-- i mean --
erm, goodnight
and i am peeped
-- i mean --
i am pooped
and the tea is stooped
-- i mean --
erm, goodnight
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the tea is steeped
and i am peeped
-- i mean --
i am pooped
and the tea is stooped
-- i mean --
erm, goodnight
and i am peeped
-- i mean --
i am pooped
and the tea is stooped
-- i mean --
erm, goodnight
Drive by blowing-my-straw-wrapper-out-my-car-window-into-yours
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Drive by blowing-my-straw-wrapper-out-my-car-window-into-yours
Burger King employees secretly sneaking out to key the car in the lot with the 'Jesus is King' sticker
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Burger King employees secretly sneaking out to key the car in the lot with the 'Jesus is King' sticker
ubiquitous
ridiculousness
i quit u bous
ridiculousness
i quit u bous
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
ubiquitous
ridiculousness
i quit u bous
ridiculousness
i quit u bous
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Avant l'atelier
Mousse d'espresso sous frimousse
P'tit air de Neptune
#haiku #senryu #bleu #moustache #espresso
Mousse d'espresso sous frimousse
P'tit air de Neptune
#haiku #senryu #bleu #moustache #espresso
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Avant l'atelier
Mousse d'espresso sous frimousse
P'tit air de Neptune
#haiku #senryu #bleu #moustache #espresso
Mousse d'espresso sous frimousse
P'tit air de Neptune
#haiku #senryu #bleu #moustache #espresso
teetering tautologically
terrific timing -
terrible execution
terrific timing -
terrible execution
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
teetering tautologically
terrific timing -
terrible execution
terrific timing -
terrible execution
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In Serranía Celtibérica, a decade of rewilding efforts has revived ecosystems, wildlife & rural livelihoods. Semi-wild herbivores & predators are returning to abandoned farmland, local timber & resin businesses are gaining sustainable footing. buff.ly/CN34T4o
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Rewilding is revitalising lives and landscapes in the Iberian Highlands | Rewilding Europe
The Iberian Highlands of Spain have struggled with rural depopulation and economic decline for many years. Today, rewilding is helping communities in the landscape turn these challenges into new…
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
In Serranía Celtibérica, a decade of rewilding efforts has revived ecosystems, wildlife & rural livelihoods. Semi-wild herbivores & predators are returning to abandoned farmland, local timber & resin businesses are gaining sustainable footing. buff.ly/CN34T4o
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#ShareGoodNewsToo
Need more poasts
Read everything twice
Still dont want to get up
Read everything twice
Still dont want to get up
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Need more poasts
Read everything twice
Still dont want to get up
Read everything twice
Still dont want to get up
Me, watching myself take a 90-minute nap on the couch before bed.
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Me, watching myself take a 90-minute nap on the couch before bed.
😂 Hahaha this 😭
Shouting into the void but secretly hoping I'll lose my balance and just fall in.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
😂 Hahaha this 😭
running through the raindrops
two bare-toed humans
share a smile at their folly
two bare-toed humans
share a smile at their folly
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
running through the raindrops
two bare-toed humans
share a smile at their folly
two bare-toed humans
share a smile at their folly
Slept in my Muse shirt and woke up a fucking psycho.
Slept in my Talking Heads shirt and woke up with a fear of music.
Slept in my Men at Work shirt and woke up in a land down under
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Slept in my Muse shirt and woke up a fucking psycho.
Ironically, but quite seriously and honestly, AI.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ironically, but quite seriously and honestly, AI.
When I say I'm holding my horses, understand that what I'm *actually* holding is a whole damn 20-mule team with 19,841 lbs. on the line, and proceed to respond accordingly.
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When I say I'm holding my horses, understand that what I'm *actually* holding is a whole damn 20-mule team with 19,841 lbs. on the line, and proceed to respond accordingly.
hunker down, little babies,
in your burrows
as god* intended
~*~
*not literally
in your burrows
as god* intended
~*~
*not literally
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hunker down, little babies,
in your burrows
as god* intended
~*~
*not literally
in your burrows
as god* intended
~*~
*not literally
'Tis ma unbirthday, and I desire the same.
‘Tis ma birthday and I would like you all to read a book and have some cake
That’s all
Doesn’t have to be one of my books and you can have pie if you want
We should all be reading more, dang it
I am going to the bookstore
What should I get? I am thinking a nice mystery would suit
That’s all
Doesn’t have to be one of my books and you can have pie if you want
We should all be reading more, dang it
I am going to the bookstore
What should I get? I am thinking a nice mystery would suit
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
'Tis ma unbirthday, and I desire the same.
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December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Okay
Hey
I self-published some poetry and a co-authored YA detective novel on amazon
Go read the samples
mixedmetonyms.wordpress.com/my-self-publ...
Hey
I self-published some poetry and a co-authored YA detective novel on amazon
Go read the samples
mixedmetonyms.wordpress.com/my-self-publ...
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Okay
Hey
I self-published some poetry and a co-authored YA detective novel on amazon
Go read the samples
mixedmetonyms.wordpress.com/my-self-publ...
Hey
I self-published some poetry and a co-authored YA detective novel on amazon
Go read the samples
mixedmetonyms.wordpress.com/my-self-publ...
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"Quilen Blackwell, owner of a Chicago nonprofit that employs at-risk youth to turn vacant lots into flower farms, has won CNN’s Hero of the Year Award."
chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/12...
chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/12...
South Side flower shop owner named CNN's Hero of the Year
Quilen Blackwell says he will use the $100,000 prize to expand his nonprofit Chicago Eco House, which grows flowers on previously vacant South and West side lots, and Southside Blooms, an Englewood fl...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Quilen Blackwell, owner of a Chicago nonprofit that employs at-risk youth to turn vacant lots into flower farms, has won CNN’s Hero of the Year Award."
chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/12...
chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/12...
Every fucking day in this place (complimentary).
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Every fucking day in this place (complimentary).
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
only one crush
where did all
the cute boys go?
where did all
the cute boys go?
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
only one crush
where did all
the cute boys go?
where did all
the cute boys go?