The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela
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Chaotic good professional hater // she/her
Today we drove to PA to my brother's for Thanksgiving and I wore a Bills hoodie. My 15yo niece (born and raised in central PA) saw it and asked me "who is your favorite Bills player?" I said "Josh Allen, of course!" and she went "YESSS RIGHT ANSWER!" 😂☠️
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Today we drove to PA to my brother's for Thanksgiving and I wore a Bills hoodie. My 15yo niece (born and raised in central PA) saw it and asked me "who is your favorite Bills player?" I said "Josh Allen, of course!" and she went "YESSS RIGHT ANSWER!" 😂☠️
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...what workload? Like genuinely what the fuck workload is there? To be honest I think this is a valid question for ANY speaker but like...this guy especially seems to be mainly just jackin off and saying 'I dunno'
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
...what workload? Like genuinely what the fuck workload is there? To be honest I think this is a valid question for ANY speaker but like...this guy especially seems to be mainly just jackin off and saying 'I dunno'
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
All I can think of is the scene at the end of Soylent Green where Sol goes for assisted suicide and is shown a video of all the nature and beauty of earth that was destroyed by climate change and pollution and then everyone finds out Soylent Green is poor people
It just keeps getting better
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All I can think of is the scene at the end of Soylent Green where Sol goes for assisted suicide and is shown a video of all the nature and beauty of earth that was destroyed by climate change and pollution and then everyone finds out Soylent Green is poor people
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*reads Cuomo rumors* okay not ANYbody
Please somebody anybody in New York primary Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer.
No new reason, just really want it to happen and manifesting.
No new reason, just really want it to happen and manifesting.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
*reads Cuomo rumors* okay not ANYbody
Discovered ANOTHER library (Buffalo/Erie County) available to all NYS residents. My Libby power grows stronger!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Discovered ANOTHER library (Buffalo/Erie County) available to all NYS residents. My Libby power grows stronger!!
Blonde haired blue eyed white ladies learn how to do flattering eye makeup challenge (level: Republican)
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Blonde haired blue eyed white ladies learn how to do flattering eye makeup challenge (level: Republican)
Ah it's that time of year when everyone who left Rochester at 18 for college comes back for Thanksgiving and drives like a FUCKIN' MORON
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ah it's that time of year when everyone who left Rochester at 18 for college comes back for Thanksgiving and drives like a FUCKIN' MORON
In the last week I've read a Hugo novella winner and a critically acclaimed sci fi book and hated both...am I the drama?
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
In the last week I've read a Hugo novella winner and a critically acclaimed sci fi book and hated both...am I the drama?
Don't you just love reading a book turned into a movie and the book is fucking DUMB
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Don't you just love reading a book turned into a movie and the book is fucking DUMB
Didn't want to spend any money this Black Friday but the bougie pillow I bought 5 years ago is flattening and giving me shoulder pain. I went to check their sale and you can use HSA money on them apparently? Okay, I don't know what kind of fraud you're committing but momma's getting a new pillow
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Didn't want to spend any money this Black Friday but the bougie pillow I bought 5 years ago is flattening and giving me shoulder pain. I went to check their sale and you can use HSA money on them apparently? Okay, I don't know what kind of fraud you're committing but momma's getting a new pillow
Oh so this isn't a new Netflix problem lol
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh so this isn't a new Netflix problem lol
My "we're not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo!
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
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November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My "we're not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo!
When I was in college Brett Ratner came in as a last minute speaker for an event when Seth McFarland canceled. So few people rsvp'd that my suitemate who helped organize the event begged us to attend. They had to move it to a smaller room
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
When I was in college Brett Ratner came in as a last minute speaker for an event when Seth McFarland canceled. So few people rsvp'd that my suitemate who helped organize the event begged us to attend. They had to move it to a smaller room
Deleted my previous posts because apparently this is AI. I HATE IT HEREEEEE
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Deleted my previous posts because apparently this is AI. I HATE IT HEREEEEE
A house that I got outbid for by ~$2,500 two years ago got bought by a flipper who did the shittest gray hack job ever. They listed it and it has been sitting on the market for 2 months with two price cuts in the hottest county for sales in the country. I am having SO much schadenfreude over this.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A house that I got outbid for by ~$2,500 two years ago got bought by a flipper who did the shittest gray hack job ever. They listed it and it has been sitting on the market for 2 months with two price cuts in the hottest county for sales in the country. I am having SO much schadenfreude over this.
Sorry but if I'm entertaining and you come into *my* house and keep turning the thermostat down to 55° I'm kicking you out. Crack a window when it gets hot. When you all leave I am not trying to go to sleep in a 55° bedroom.
1. Environmental
Every human is an EZ Bake oven. We put off as much heat per hour as an old school 100 watt incandescent light bulb. A house that normally has 2-5 people in it & is comfortable at 70 will hit 85+ with 10 people, and that’s before the cooking heat.
TURN THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 55 ASAP
Every human is an EZ Bake oven. We put off as much heat per hour as an old school 100 watt incandescent light bulb. A house that normally has 2-5 people in it & is comfortable at 70 will hit 85+ with 10 people, and that’s before the cooking heat.
TURN THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 55 ASAP
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sorry but if I'm entertaining and you come into *my* house and keep turning the thermostat down to 55° I'm kicking you out. Crack a window when it gets hot. When you all leave I am not trying to go to sleep in a 55° bedroom.
"Where are my manners? This is Florida. Let me boil you up some Gatorade. Is blue okay?"
Alright, everyone post your favorite under appreciated line from 30 Rock
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Where are my manners? This is Florida. Let me boil you up some Gatorade. Is blue okay?"
Sneakers and rhinestone booties in a Buffalo winter?? They're both going to die
Kicking off the holiday season! 🌟
Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sneakers and rhinestone booties in a Buffalo winter?? They're both going to die
sometimes the universe has a sense of humor
Fun fact: November 28, 2001:
"ENRON, which had been a component of the S&P; 500, was removed at the end of trading Thursday and replaced by NVIDIA Corp., a Santa Clara, Calif.-based maker of computer-graphics chips."
"ENRON, which had been a component of the S&P; 500, was removed at the end of trading Thursday and replaced by NVIDIA Corp., a Santa Clara, Calif.-based maker of computer-graphics chips."
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
sometimes the universe has a sense of humor
My life is really hard rn, guys... I only have 30 minutes left in my audiobook and two chapters left in my ebook and I'm almost done with a knitting project but I have to leave the house to go to a birthday party :(
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My life is really hard rn, guys... I only have 30 minutes left in my audiobook and two chapters left in my ebook and I'm almost done with a knitting project but I have to leave the house to go to a birthday party :(
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
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Don’t know the reason/the reason
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Don’t know the reason/the reason
THIS IS THE MAN WHO WON'T TRUST VACCINES???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
THIS IS THE MAN WHO WON'T TRUST VACCINES???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????