Warden Alçidés Seaver 🦌
@alcides.bsky.social
Deer living on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Talks about trans, furry, art and Pokémon stuff.
Pronouns they/xe
Sometimes nsfw
Pronouns they/xe
Sometimes nsfw
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the price of silver might be up, but 30 pieces doesn't go as far as it used to.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 AM
the price of silver might be up, but 30 pieces doesn't go as far as it used to.
Update: I got the drop down to work, and also the little Delcatty icons I have for bullet points animate a lil walk when you hover over them 🥰
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Update: I got the drop down to work, and also the little Delcatty icons I have for bullet points animate a lil walk when you hover over them 🥰
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still the funniest thing any LLM has or will ever come up with
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
still the funniest thing any LLM has or will ever come up with
I would volunteer but we both know you'll just grab me if you need me 😘
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I would volunteer but we both know you'll just grab me if you need me 😘
me learning html as a kid: I'm gonna make all the links pink cos I think that'd look cool :)
me learning html5 & css as an adult: how the fuck do I make this navbar appear as a dropdown on mobile
me learning html5 & css as an adult: how the fuck do I make this navbar appear as a dropdown on mobile
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
me learning html as a kid: I'm gonna make all the links pink cos I think that'd look cool :)
me learning html5 & css as an adult: how the fuck do I make this navbar appear as a dropdown on mobile
me learning html5 & css as an adult: how the fuck do I make this navbar appear as a dropdown on mobile
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
Five jobs I've had:
-Pharmacy Assistant
-Game Shop Assistant
-Youth Charity Admin Assistant
-Nursing Home Carer
-Library Fab Lab Technician
-Pharmacy Assistant
-Game Shop Assistant
-Youth Charity Admin Assistant
-Nursing Home Carer
-Library Fab Lab Technician
Five jobs I've had:
- Electrical Beamline Technician
- NMR Systems Test Technician
- Ultrasound Diathermy Test Technician
- Retail
- Spooned Ninja
- Electrical Beamline Technician
- NMR Systems Test Technician
- Ultrasound Diathermy Test Technician
- Retail
- Spooned Ninja
Five jobs I've had:
- Paper Boy
- Cashier
- Hotel Custodian
- Ride Operator
- Postman
- Paper Boy
- Cashier
- Hotel Custodian
- Ride Operator
- Postman
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Five jobs I've had:
-Pharmacy Assistant
-Game Shop Assistant
-Youth Charity Admin Assistant
-Nursing Home Carer
-Library Fab Lab Technician
-Pharmacy Assistant
-Game Shop Assistant
-Youth Charity Admin Assistant
-Nursing Home Carer
-Library Fab Lab Technician
Likes to charge, reblogs to cast
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🕯 Microsoft 🕯
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🕯 bankrupt 🕯
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January 30, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Likes to charge, reblogs to cast
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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아침을 시작하는 뉴스가 영 별로여서 세례받는 달팽이 사진을 가져왔읍니다
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
아침을 시작하는 뉴스가 영 별로여서 세례받는 달팽이 사진을 가져왔읍니다
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The Taylor Swift News girl who went to prison for refusing the IDF draft was truly in the vanguard
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Taylor Swift News girl who went to prison for refusing the IDF draft was truly in the vanguard
If you're at this event, I might see you there!
Good morning, Trainers! ☀️
It's time for our first European Regional Championship of the calendar year! Tune in to see which Trainers take the title in #PokemonGO #PokemomVGC and #PokemonTCG!
🔗 pokemon.com/Broadcasts
It's time for our first European Regional Championship of the calendar year! Tune in to see which Trainers take the title in #PokemonGO #PokemomVGC and #PokemonTCG!
🔗 pokemon.com/Broadcasts
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 AM
If you're at this event, I might see you there!
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Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself”
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself”
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1758@08-02-2019_07-50-11.jpg
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1758@08-02-2019_07-50-11.jpg
This is the goal for where I want my vibe to be at
I heard this quote on Instagram yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it 🎯
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This is the goal for where I want my vibe to be at
Oh to have that many choices for what to put in me 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Oh to have that many choices for what to put in me 🥰
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
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peter how are you doing that
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
peter how are you doing that
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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January 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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