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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · Oct 16

Having fights in my head with imaginary people over things I haven't actually said

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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 11h

The Tau are basically Star Trek season 1 villains (that will be Federation allies by Season 3), who got isekaied into WH40k and are slowly coming to terms with this fact

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11h

Tau intel ops getting dominated by weirdo tau cranks after they discover all this chaos demon shit isnt just some imperial cult but no theres actual demons

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Marcos K. Pinheiro / "Marcos Wyvern" (Marcosaurus) @mmarcosaurus.bsky.social · 14h

#FossilFriday
New species of Jurassic-era 'sword dragon' marine reptile discovered
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New species of Jurassic-era 'sword dragon' marine reptile discovered

A new species of ancient "sword dragon" marine reptile has been discovered in fossils found in England, according to researchers.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 19h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 11h

Folks, Bluesky is having it's First Real Sports Moment

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17h

portland frog protestor with that “If only you knew how bad things really are.” 4chan post below it

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11h

Is baseball like tennis where you have to win by enough or they keep making you play forever????

Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 11h

BREE WE’RE IN INNING 14 IT’S TOO MUCH

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11h

Tonight there is a game that is going on longer than games can go on and also it's either very exciting if very boring or very nerve-wracking and also maybe someone failed to catch a ball and idk if it was a player or some rich person we hate

Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 2d

I love that I have finally hit a sufficient number of mutuals who post frequently about sports that I get to make up elaborate stories where I try to piece all of the vague & mysterious posts into a coherent narrative.

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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 12h

You can actually see people's faces in the frogs because there's a face-sized clear panel in the frog's neck (I guess so the wearer won't trip and die) but reality has never stopped them so good point

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 14h

Kinda surprised they haven't fully latched onto "oh you say ICE agents can't hide their faces, but YOUUU hide in an inflatable frog costume! CHECKMATE ANTIFA!" Like that would be super stupid but on brand

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 21h

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 12h

She's been protesting in front of the local Tesla dealership every week since February

It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 12h

This is a fake AI video. Please delete this. At one point the reporter has three arms.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12h

This is a real video of a journalist in Chicago being arrested.

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 22h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12h

That TikTok account has a few fake videos of reporters getting detained. They make these videos because it’s a big story in the news. Real reporters are getting arrested. And so people are making AI videos to get engagement on TikTok.

dontbeonline • 1d ago
Journalist gets detained while doing her job #ForYou, #viral, #foryoupage, #tikto... more
• Contains: Bad Boys (The...

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12h

...but if you go check the video on TikTok (search the username visible on the screen and scroll through until you find the video) it also has an annotation that explains it's AI.

Screenshot that reads "contains AI-generated media"

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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 12h

🦑📷lzoumis (inaturalist.ca/observations...); MBARI; Dennis Rabeling (inaturalist.ca/observations...), Rachael Feord www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu... ; ernitaflynn (inaturalist.ca/observations...)

Diamondback Squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus)

Diamondback Squid from South Aegean, Aegean, GR on July 26, 2018 at 04:21 PM by lzoumis

inaturalist.ca

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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 12h

10/10 is Squid and Cuttlefish day or #squittleday, so have some banger squid memes

The Car Salesman Slaps Roof of Car meme: A drawn image of a salesman in a suit explaining to another man who is listening intently. The salesman is gesturing to the egg mass of diamondback squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus) floating in the sea. The egg mass is magenta and is a coiled thread of squid eggs, forming a tube that looks not unlike a slinky. Test on top reads: "Squid Egg Salesman: *slaps egg mass* this bad boy can fit so many eggs in it"

A picture of Snoop Dogg (Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.) on the left, and a picture of Bathyteuthis squid (Bathyteuthis sp.) on the right. The squid is reddish orange and has large beady eyes with the pupils dilated. The squid is inking, and the cloud of ink looks like whisps of smoke. Text below both images reads "SNOOP DOGG SAYS ONLY ONE PERSON HAS OUT SMOKED HIM"

A "The cooler Daniel" meme.

There is a year book with two pictures in the centre. The left one is labelled "Daniel" and it is a European common cuttlefish (Sepia officinalis) swimming on top of seaplants with its arms all pointed down. It is mostly brown and light brown with white on its bottom. The right picture is labelled "The cooler Daniel" and it is a European common cuttlefish in white box wearing red and blue 3D glasses. Its arms are reaching out in front of it with a spread pattern. The cuttlefish is mostly light brown with white at the bottom.

Wizard pondering their orb meme. A wizard with a big bushy beard in grey robers is staring at an orb on an ornatet stone table, except the orb has been replaced with the "squorb" (squid orb), a dead Rough Cranch Squid (Cranchia scabra) found at a beach that has its mantle in a spherical shape. The squorb has been tinted blue to match the original orb's glow. A figure is peering in the distance from a stone doorway.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 12h

I'm stunlocked on that lol

Ok dude, I'm sure assaulting money-changers in the Temple was totally legal and not a form of protest

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 13h

My bougiest opinion is you should dress up for the symphony. Why are you in jeans bruh.

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_aa_ @uaau.bsky.social · 21h

"as Jesus obeyed the law"

That clown has never even seen a Bible.

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 21h

I get these guys think you're not a real christian leader unless you have private jets and do shit that would make the Righteous Gemstones blush, but this is freak behavior to normal people lol.

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 21h

Black is a Presbyterian pastor who has done anti-poverty work in Chicago since 2020. He grew up in an evangelical household and went to seminary for years, he didn't pay a site online 25 dollars.

My understanding from my nun friends is he's spent most of his time working on running a free pantry.

Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 21h

A Newsmax host defended ICE agents shooting a minister in the head with a pepper ball by falsely claiming he was “actually an antifa member masquerading as a pastor.”

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 12h

Every quarterly statement now is like ‘we are still doing ok but the low-income consumer remains under stress and also they have all died’

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