It's Gloria!
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340
She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance
Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225
Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴⛏️
She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance
Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225
Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴⛏️
Pinned
I'm Tired of fighting with my brain to try to look normal. I'm neurodivergent and it's exhausting pretending otherwise
Off topic a bit but she's so pretty :) I love beautiful older women
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Off topic a bit but she's so pretty :) I love beautiful older women
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
And like, Santa Claus & Mrs Claus are fictional people & Mrs Claus in particular was made by advertisers so who cares what her ethnicity is lmao she's from an old Coke ad or whatever
Reposted by It's Gloria!
oh hell yes
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
oh hell yes
Reposted by It's Gloria!
Hoping for a muffin
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hoping for a muffin
Reposted by It's Gloria!
okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
Reposted by It's Gloria!
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Reposted by It's Gloria!
Having sex with 18 year olds is just one of those things we have to accept as legal for many pragmatic and rights-based reasons but it's still fucking disgusting/creeps as a full grownup and can be discouraged with social pressure, such as calling him a gross freak here on Woke Twitter
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Having sex with 18 year olds is just one of those things we have to accept as legal for many pragmatic and rights-based reasons but it's still fucking disgusting/creeps as a full grownup and can be discouraged with social pressure, such as calling him a gross freak here on Woke Twitter
Reposted by It's Gloria!
this woman i groomed as a teenager when I was in my 50s sure is bad news, trust me guys!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
this woman i groomed as a teenager when I was in my 50s sure is bad news, trust me guys!
Reposted by It's Gloria!
a lot of people are saying that Olivia and Ryan are terrible, and they aren't wrong, but a lot of people unfairly forget about Keith in all of this. thank you sir for continuously reminding us that you played a really weird role in this too.
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
a lot of people are saying that Olivia and Ryan are terrible, and they aren't wrong, but a lot of people unfairly forget about Keith in all of this. thank you sir for continuously reminding us that you played a really weird role in this too.
Reposted by It's Gloria!
Jesus are you STILL going around bragging about having had sex with her when she was like 19? Really? Contemptible
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Jesus are you STILL going around bragging about having had sex with her when she was like 19? Really? Contemptible
Reposted by It's Gloria!
The warning signs were there, media outlets just refused to acknowledge them.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The warning signs were there, media outlets just refused to acknowledge them.
Reposted by It's Gloria!
Reposted by It's Gloria!
One of the fun southern #CostaRica specialties, the Speckled Tanager. In San Vito, Puntarenas.
#birds #green #nature
#birds #green #nature
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One of the fun southern #CostaRica specialties, the Speckled Tanager. In San Vito, Puntarenas.
#birds #green #nature
#birds #green #nature
Reposted by It's Gloria!
A ‘penates’ from Roman Bath - a household deity that protected the home and family. Now part of the museum collections at the Roman Baths in Bath. #RomanBritain #RomanBath
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A ‘penates’ from Roman Bath - a household deity that protected the home and family. Now part of the museum collections at the Roman Baths in Bath. #RomanBritain #RomanBath
Reposted by It's Gloria!
1/3: Help us welcome Jelly to the world — a newly hatched endangered zebra shark pup in Indonesia! 🦈💙
Thanks to parents Peanut and Butter at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium and our partnership with the global coalition ReShark, this tiny pup represents real hope for her species.
Thanks to parents Peanut and Butter at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium and our partnership with the global coalition ReShark, this tiny pup represents real hope for her species.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
1/3: Help us welcome Jelly to the world — a newly hatched endangered zebra shark pup in Indonesia! 🦈💙
Thanks to parents Peanut and Butter at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium and our partnership with the global coalition ReShark, this tiny pup represents real hope for her species.
Thanks to parents Peanut and Butter at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium and our partnership with the global coalition ReShark, this tiny pup represents real hope for her species.
Reposted by It's Gloria!
While consultants try to convince us that progressive policies are too left for mainstream: have you considered that the problem with male voters isn’t really about some fundamental disconnect between liberals and masculinity, but the massive disinfo apparatus built to manufacture one?
X Just Accidentally Exposed A Vast Covert Influence Network Targeting Americans
How a new X feature led to the most sweeping public exposure of covert foreign activity on a major platform since 2016.
weaponizedspaces.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
While consultants try to convince us that progressive policies are too left for mainstream: have you considered that the problem with male voters isn’t really about some fundamental disconnect between liberals and masculinity, but the massive disinfo apparatus built to manufacture one?
Reposted by It's Gloria!
tfw she says "im going to make some soup" so you assume its like a ramen noodle soup or something, but no. shes british. so she actually meant a packet of tomato soup (heinz brand???) and three slices of plain, untoasted bread.
what the fuck
what the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
tfw she says "im going to make some soup" so you assume its like a ramen noodle soup or something, but no. shes british. so she actually meant a packet of tomato soup (heinz brand???) and three slices of plain, untoasted bread.
what the fuck
what the fuck
Reposted by It's Gloria!
Found out how to make interactive PDFs in InDesign and immediately used it to make the worst info input format I could think of
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Found out how to make interactive PDFs in InDesign and immediately used it to make the worst info input format I could think of
Reposted by It's Gloria!
OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
Oregon Public Utility Commission - Submit Public Comment - DocketPublicComment
apps.puc.state.or.us
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
Reposted by It's Gloria!
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished. www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished. www.science.org/content/arti...
Reposted by It's Gloria!
The Green Beam of Science is in action tonight, currently on LARES2/5988
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Green Beam of Science is in action tonight, currently on LARES2/5988
Reposted by It's Gloria!
I’m really excited to share that I won the Frank R. Paul Award for Best Magazine Cover Art! My painting Stasis, a self-portrait about invisible illness, was featured on the cover of Uncanny Magazine Issue 58 🖤
#art #painting #portrait #illustration
#art #painting #portrait #illustration
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m really excited to share that I won the Frank R. Paul Award for Best Magazine Cover Art! My painting Stasis, a self-portrait about invisible illness, was featured on the cover of Uncanny Magazine Issue 58 🖤
#art #painting #portrait #illustration
#art #painting #portrait #illustration
Reposted by It's Gloria!
AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
Reposted by It's Gloria!
The Idea of Firs by Paul Klee, 1917
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137181
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137181
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Idea of Firs by Paul Klee, 1917
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137181
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137181
Reposted by It's Gloria!
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Reposted by It's Gloria!
I think I found a new answer to "if you could talk to anyone from history, who would it be?"
Martin Luther. I sit down across from him, say a brief prayer to the Virgin Mary to start. Then I begin explaining Prosperity Theology to him in detail. He runs to the door, weeping.
It's locked.
Martin Luther. I sit down across from him, say a brief prayer to the Virgin Mary to start. Then I begin explaining Prosperity Theology to him in detail. He runs to the door, weeping.
It's locked.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think I found a new answer to "if you could talk to anyone from history, who would it be?"
Martin Luther. I sit down across from him, say a brief prayer to the Virgin Mary to start. Then I begin explaining Prosperity Theology to him in detail. He runs to the door, weeping.
It's locked.
Martin Luther. I sit down across from him, say a brief prayer to the Virgin Mary to start. Then I begin explaining Prosperity Theology to him in detail. He runs to the door, weeping.
It's locked.