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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340 She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance Pikmin Bloom account: 657744685225 Out fossil fishing 🐟🦴🪏⛏️
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smilodonichthys.bsky.social
Having fights in my head with imaginary people over things I haven't actually said
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joelhs.bsky.social
"Dozens of rare Jewish religious books, some believed to have belonged to the legendary Library of the Chachmei Lublin Yeshiva, were recently discovered in the basement of a Jewish-owned building near the Nożyk Synagogue in Warsaw." www.ynetnews.com/jewish-world...
Rare pre-Holocaust Jewish books found in Warsaw basement
Books bearing stamps from the legendary Chachmei Lublin Yeshiva—lost during the Holocaust—were found in poor condition in Warsaw; Polish experts are working to preserve the mold- and fungus-damaged te...
www.ynetnews.com
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sabrinarina.bsky.social
Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.
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alexzee.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.
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eelaware.bsky.social
this post led me into a rabbit hole of LDS presidents

seems the last few have all been older than the hills - think Soviet Union premier succession. This guy was 93 when he became prez and he just died at 101.
famousceleb.co
I love that an ex-mormon got to bury the former president of the LDS church
reddit post on r/exmormon titled "I got to help put Nelson in the ground" with a picture of his coffin in the ground
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tiny.baby
my coffin will have an 8k led screen on it
famousceleb.co
I love that an ex-mormon got to bury the former president of the LDS church
reddit post on r/exmormon titled "I got to help put Nelson in the ground" with a picture of his coffin in the ground
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emilyart.bsky.social
#Paleoctober2025 day 7 paleoart sketch of the extinct conifer Sequoites.

#Paleoctober #Paleoart #Sequoites #Enantiornithes
The genus existed until the Miocene, but I chose the Late Cretaceous Sequoites dakotensis so I could include an enantiornithine bird. The juvenile avialan is begging for food from an unseen parent perched atop the conifer branch with a cone and speculative leaves below it. The scene is overcast with fine rain.
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
Every single person who gave this man any credibility needs to be ostracized from society
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blairloudly.bsky.social
oh man there was a staple in my lettuce but ill eat it anyway

[feeding my cat] THE ONE TRUE GOD DESERVES PURER FOOD THAN I CAN EVER PROVIDE
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droningg.bsky.social
surely this sacrifice to mammon will finally be enough to turn aside its gaping maw and bloody fangs. if we'd just move even more wealth to the top percentile, just a few more dollars for the billionaires and corporations it will finally be enough. just need to feed it a few million more people...
billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
If the Democratic Party hopes to become again the governing party of a dynamic, prosperous nation, it must become more comfortable with the free market—in policy, but also in temperament. It must embrace dynamism in the marketplace and within government itself…”

open.substack.com/pub/michaelw...
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courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
It's a whole block party vibe over here.
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golikehellmachine.com
lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.
courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
Alas my cat only wants *the* most expensive prescription diet, she flat out refuses to eat any kidney failure cat food except Royal Canin D or T and her weekly grocery bill is more than mine
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ianboudreau.com
Putting milk in tea - fine, normal
Pouring milk in tea when the teabag is still in the cup - vile, disgusting, I'd rather drink old bong water
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
I can see where bananas and ham might be a bit much as a dish, but like you say as a topping it could be really good
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
My cat is so picky that she would literally choose to starve to death rather than eat a slightly different brand of cat food, she is for sure not eating me if I die alone.
faineg.bsky.social
Data indicates that dogs are considerably MORE likely to eat their owners after they die than cats are.

I like to periodically remind people of this
faineg.bsky.social
we spent thousands of years breeding dogs to like humans and collaborate with us - we have more of a “begrudging standoff between equals” thing going on with pigs

However to be fair dogs eat humans way more than most people know or want to know
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abeardedpanda.bsky.social
Cats when their owners die: "Okay fine, it's been 3 days, I'll eat you if you aren't going to feed me"

Dogs when their owners die: *lick* "hey wake up" *lick* "huh that tastes kinda good" *lick* "oh no..."
faineg.bsky.social
Data indicates that dogs are considerably MORE likely to eat their owners after they die than cats are.

I like to periodically remind people of this
faineg.bsky.social
we spent thousands of years breeding dogs to like humans and collaborate with us - we have more of a “begrudging standoff between equals” thing going on with pigs

However to be fair dogs eat humans way more than most people know or want to know
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rincewind.run
I am not a constitutional scholar but I am pretty sure “the president my personally levy taxes and choose what they fund” is not in fact what the founders intended
peark.es
Well that's not how appropriations work at all

*WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
At least once. Probably not twice tho
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
If I got to choose between these guys and the psychopaths of ICE I'm going with the fat dudes who are probably annoyed they had to leave a cushy desk job as a middle manager for this bullshit
normcharlatan.bsky.social
Why are they sending extras from the “Da Bears” sketch to Illinois? These guys are straight out of Chicagoland central casting.
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
Ngl I do trust these guys more than the psychos in ICE, at least these dude have other jobs they probably want to get back to without too much fuss and paperwork. Plus you know they're not running far or fast. Decent chance they'll get taken out by a heart attack too. Could be worse!
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Why are they sending extras from the “Da Bears” sketch to Illinois? These guys are straight out of Chicagoland central casting.
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jakevig.bsky.social
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
Old 1970s dish of food for ham and bananas hollandaise
smilodonichthys.bsky.social
It's so they get views on YouTube. Probably, anyway