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Alex (Spooky)

@alexsorrels.com

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 16h

Humpy forever.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16h

Thinking about him today

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Oh thank god

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Alexis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @asticky.libcraft.com · 1d

Tonight, we find out the terrible price of the witch’s spell. The Mariners can’t be eliminated… if the game never ends.

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

We can't do this forever

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Please score a run

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

That's fundamentals baybee

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

If you want a cantina named after you, now is the time.

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Please score a run. Please

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Ok, who wants to become immortal?

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Mariners fans are criers lol

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

The real Pope Leo imo

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Just kidding

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

a baseball player wearing a green shirt that says manners

Alt: Dominic Canzone doing the chefs kiss motion.

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

a baseball player wearing a green shirt that says manners

Alt: Dominic Canzone doing the chefs kiss motion.

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

AKA Thiccy Henderson

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Josh Naylor rules

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Josh Naylor rules

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Let's go Ms imo

a baseball player wearing a green jersey with the number 49

Alt: Big Dumper pumping up the crowd

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 2d

Economy so bad I'm getting robbed by squirrels.

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 3d

Ok Randy we gotta work on our angles

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

Whew

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 4d

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

The dump man cometh

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

I'm not kidding!

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

PSA to all Invasive Brown Marmorated Stinkbugs: I know it was cold last night and you're trying to find somewhere to hangout for the winter. Go elsewhere.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENTER MY HOME. Violators will be shot, shocked, crushed, and flushed. Airspace violations may also result in lethal force.

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