Allyson
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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These 8 useless Democratic Senators are all wealthy and have feathered themselves a lovely retirement nest.
They don't need to be in these positions anymore.
They can amble away into the privileged nothingness that defines their spinelessness and lack of courage.
Demand more and better, folks.
They don't need to be in these positions anymore.
They can amble away into the privileged nothingness that defines their spinelessness and lack of courage.
Demand more and better, folks.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
These 8 useless Democratic Senators are all wealthy and have feathered themselves a lovely retirement nest.
They don't need to be in these positions anymore.
They can amble away into the privileged nothingness that defines their spinelessness and lack of courage.
Demand more and better, folks.
They don't need to be in these positions anymore.
They can amble away into the privileged nothingness that defines their spinelessness and lack of courage.
Demand more and better, folks.
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Whatever you think of the White House as a building or a symbol, the fact is that the image of it being torn apart on a whim two days after 7 million people hit the streets against autocracy is going to make a HUGE amount of people really, really angry, and that's an energy that should be harnessed.
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Whatever you think of the White House as a building or a symbol, the fact is that the image of it being torn apart on a whim two days after 7 million people hit the streets against autocracy is going to make a HUGE amount of people really, really angry, and that's an energy that should be harnessed.
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The late fantasy author Terry Pratchett once remarked that children don’t need fairytales to know that monsters exist. Children already know that monsters exist. They need stories that show that monsters can be defeated.
Come to think of it, in the Felon's America, *I* need stories like that!
Come to think of it, in the Felon's America, *I* need stories like that!
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The late fantasy author Terry Pratchett once remarked that children don’t need fairytales to know that monsters exist. Children already know that monsters exist. They need stories that show that monsters can be defeated.
Come to think of it, in the Felon's America, *I* need stories like that!
Come to think of it, in the Felon's America, *I* need stories like that!
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Our President keeps insisting prices are going to drop by 1400%, 1000%, or some other number that’s mathematically impossible. That he can’t do simple math isn’t the problem, it’s that he’s lying to America while things are getting more expensive because of his bad choices.
August 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Our President keeps insisting prices are going to drop by 1400%, 1000%, or some other number that’s mathematically impossible. That he can’t do simple math isn’t the problem, it’s that he’s lying to America while things are getting more expensive because of his bad choices.
I can’t wait!!
Fantastic Fest lineup is here - Black Phone 2, Shelby Oaks, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, Whistle and more. www.austinchronicle.com/daily/screen...
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August 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can’t wait!!
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the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
Just finished watching Pee-Wee Herman as Myself, and now I want to run off to join the circus #livecomedy
July 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just finished watching Pee-Wee Herman as Myself, and now I want to run off to join the circus #livecomedy
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.
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Nothing screams 'freedom' quite like arresting people in wheelchairs protesting Medicaid cuts.
June 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing screams 'freedom' quite like arresting people in wheelchairs protesting Medicaid cuts.
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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Looking forward to this!
AUSTIN. TX. Get down to ATXTV this week and let's have a damn ball and whatnot. Clean Slate panel. Comedy panel. Late night show. It's on like Grey Poupon! ATXFestival dot com.
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Looking forward to this!
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Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.
May 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.
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The Afrikaner stunt is the kind of thing that has backfired so far -- it creates legal arguments for other refugees about animus.
But holy hell he's not hiding the white sheets.
But holy hell he's not hiding the white sheets.
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Afrikaner stunt is the kind of thing that has backfired so far -- it creates legal arguments for other refugees about animus.
But holy hell he's not hiding the white sheets.
But holy hell he's not hiding the white sheets.
Army brat here, I agree.
Granddaughter of a Navy vet. Daughter of a Navy vet. Mother of an Army soldier.
Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…
Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Army brat here, I agree.
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Live and direct from SXSW... Pete Lee!!
We talk performing on The Tonight Show while his house burned down in the LA fires and why being yourself now beats chasing Netflix fame.
🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders: video, ad-free + extras
🚀 OUT NOW wherever you podcast
We talk performing on The Tonight Show while his house burned down in the LA fires and why being yourself now beats chasing Netflix fame.
🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders: video, ad-free + extras
🚀 OUT NOW wherever you podcast
May 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Live and direct from SXSW... Pete Lee!!
We talk performing on The Tonight Show while his house burned down in the LA fires and why being yourself now beats chasing Netflix fame.
🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders: video, ad-free + extras
🚀 OUT NOW wherever you podcast
We talk performing on The Tonight Show while his house burned down in the LA fires and why being yourself now beats chasing Netflix fame.
🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
👀 Insiders: video, ad-free + extras
🚀 OUT NOW wherever you podcast
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A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.
April 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.