Zoony’s Dad
@alphatozulu.bsky.social
Still not the hero of my own story. Loving living in France. Chorizo Hound wrangler.
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Day 323 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Tic-Tac-Crow
Tic-Tac-Crow
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Day 323 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Tic-Tac-Crow
Tic-Tac-Crow
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Is it milk?
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Is it milk?
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
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I need the most Canadian story you have.
No that's too Canadian.
No that's too Canadian.
When a man hijacked a bus in Hamilton, Ontario, on Tuesday, the potentially catastrophic scenario ended happily. It turns out he was a pretty decent bus driver. He made regular stops to pick up passengers, the police reported. At one point someone tried to board with an expired bus pass. No dice.
A Man Took a Bus for a Joyride. Turns Out, He’s Not a Bad Driver.
The incident in Hamilton, Ontario, ended safely with an arrest and no injuries (and all fares paid).
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I need the most Canadian story you have.
No that's too Canadian.
No that's too Canadian.
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Anar Chips !
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Anar Chips !
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Our dog most definitely does not have an owner😁. He quite likes being part of the pack, which expands every time someone new comes to visit. (Most recent addition: the electrician currently rewiring the upstairs…)
It turns out that we don’t get visitors, although the dog gets *loads*…
It turns out that we don’t get visitors, although the dog gets *loads*…
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Our dog most definitely does not have an owner😁. He quite likes being part of the pack, which expands every time someone new comes to visit. (Most recent addition: the electrician currently rewiring the upstairs…)
It turns out that we don’t get visitors, although the dog gets *loads*…
It turns out that we don’t get visitors, although the dog gets *loads*…
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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All of this leadership bullshit in the Labour Party could be completely nullified if they would rejoin the SM&CU and focus on getting money to people to buy some fucking food, this isn’t hard lads.
Oh, and Leveson V2 would likely stop the RW bullshit everywhere.
Get a grip FFS.
Oh, and Leveson V2 would likely stop the RW bullshit everywhere.
Get a grip FFS.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
All of this leadership bullshit in the Labour Party could be completely nullified if they would rejoin the SM&CU and focus on getting money to people to buy some fucking food, this isn’t hard lads.
Oh, and Leveson V2 would likely stop the RW bullshit everywhere.
Get a grip FFS.
Oh, and Leveson V2 would likely stop the RW bullshit everywhere.
Get a grip FFS.
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📸 Klemens Renner
Schlosskapelle mit Schlingrippengewölbe im Residenzschloss Dresden (11/2025)
Das Schlingrippengewölbe ringt mir Respekt ab. Habe nach dem Abi aus der Not heraus zunächst Maurer gelernt. Und Gewölbe zu mauern fand ich damals wirklich interessant.
www.skd.museum/besucherserv...
Schlosskapelle mit Schlingrippengewölbe im Residenzschloss Dresden (11/2025)
Das Schlingrippengewölbe ringt mir Respekt ab. Habe nach dem Abi aus der Not heraus zunächst Maurer gelernt. Und Gewölbe zu mauern fand ich damals wirklich interessant.
www.skd.museum/besucherserv...
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
📸 Klemens Renner
Schlosskapelle mit Schlingrippengewölbe im Residenzschloss Dresden (11/2025)
Das Schlingrippengewölbe ringt mir Respekt ab. Habe nach dem Abi aus der Not heraus zunächst Maurer gelernt. Und Gewölbe zu mauern fand ich damals wirklich interessant.
www.skd.museum/besucherserv...
Schlosskapelle mit Schlingrippengewölbe im Residenzschloss Dresden (11/2025)
Das Schlingrippengewölbe ringt mir Respekt ab. Habe nach dem Abi aus der Not heraus zunächst Maurer gelernt. Und Gewölbe zu mauern fand ich damals wirklich interessant.
www.skd.museum/besucherserv...
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
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As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
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Oh look. There really are "no go areas" in England.
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’
Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Oh look. There really are "no go areas" in England.
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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can't park there mate
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
can't park there mate
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Peter Cushing’s long friendship with Christopher Lee began on The Curse Of Frankenstein when Lee stormed into Cushing’s dressing room saying ‘I haven’t got any lines!’ & Cushing replied ‘You’re lucky. I’ve read the script.’
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Peter Cushing’s long friendship with Christopher Lee began on The Curse Of Frankenstein when Lee stormed into Cushing’s dressing room saying ‘I haven’t got any lines!’ & Cushing replied ‘You’re lucky. I’ve read the script.’
!SESROH SDEEF
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
!SESROH SDEEF
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EU investing €546 billion for high speed rail by 2040
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
EU investing €546 billion for high speed rail by 2040
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
E.g. Lisbon to Warsaw, from 38 hours today to 12 hours
Pricing to compete with low cost flights
Reduce emissions by 80%
Jokes on them, they don't have Brexit sovereignty 🤷♂️
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Possum looked into the mirror and scared itself.
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Possum looked into the mirror and scared itself.
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I don’t want Trump to be suffering from dementia or any kind of mental decline. I don’t want his lawyers to say he isn’t fit to stand trial. I want that fucker to suffer for every single thing. I want his family living on the streets after all his money is used to rebuild the things he has broken.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don’t want Trump to be suffering from dementia or any kind of mental decline. I don’t want his lawyers to say he isn’t fit to stand trial. I want that fucker to suffer for every single thing. I want his family living on the streets after all his money is used to rebuild the things he has broken.
10/10, no notes.
Attended the funeral of our best friends mum, whom we had known for years. They were obviously very upset, so I hugged them both then said 'Never mind, we can always get you another'. I have no idea why I said it and it still wakes me up in the middle of the night. Twat.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
10/10, no notes.
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They’re just making these up now.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
They’re just making these up now.