Althea May 🦇🚌🚏
@alymay.bsky.social
Bus rider, civic duty cutie, aspiring geographer, occasional sexuality educator, mother of 2, spouse of @atherton.bsky.social. They/them
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Althea May 🦇🚌🚏
@alymay.bsky.social
· Jul 3
You never see me at the club? Well I never see you trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
Skeleton commentator just said it’s “a sport that just looks like you’re winging it on a cafeteria tray” and I cried laughing (here for Kelly Curtis! Go Kelly!!)
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Skeleton commentator just said it’s “a sport that just looks like you’re winging it on a cafeteria tray” and I cried laughing (here for Kelly Curtis! Go Kelly!!)
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if I succeed at nothing else as a father this will have been enough
Me, minding my own business, listening to Wet Leg’s mangetout
2yo: I don’t like this song, I like the November song
Reader, he wants The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But no, that’s not it, it gets worse. He specifically wants the “loud one”, ie Dandy Warhols cover.
2yo: I don’t like this song, I like the November song
Reader, he wants The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But no, that’s not it, it gets worse. He specifically wants the “loud one”, ie Dandy Warhols cover.
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
if I succeed at nothing else as a father this will have been enough
Me, minding my own business, listening to Wet Leg’s mangetout
2yo: I don’t like this song, I like the November song
Reader, he wants The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But no, that’s not it, it gets worse. He specifically wants the “loud one”, ie Dandy Warhols cover.
2yo: I don’t like this song, I like the November song
Reader, he wants The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But no, that’s not it, it gets worse. He specifically wants the “loud one”, ie Dandy Warhols cover.
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Me, minding my own business, listening to Wet Leg’s mangetout
2yo: I don’t like this song, I like the November song
Reader, he wants The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But no, that’s not it, it gets worse. He specifically wants the “loud one”, ie Dandy Warhols cover.
2yo: I don’t like this song, I like the November song
Reader, he wants The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But no, that’s not it, it gets worse. He specifically wants the “loud one”, ie Dandy Warhols cover.
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Sometimes I'll run into a friend on the street and they'll be like "I've been trying to reach you on Facebook"
It's like... You couldn't find a set of semaphores? You weren't able to get a classified ad in the town crier???
It's like... You couldn't find a set of semaphores? You weren't able to get a classified ad in the town crier???
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Sometimes I'll run into a friend on the street and they'll be like "I've been trying to reach you on Facebook"
It's like... You couldn't find a set of semaphores? You weren't able to get a classified ad in the town crier???
It's like... You couldn't find a set of semaphores? You weren't able to get a classified ad in the town crier???
having a hilarious day on God's Internet.
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
having a hilarious day on God's Internet.
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Winner winner.
@analiliafornj.bsky.social helped build the Working Families Party in New Jersey. Now her victory sends a clear signal that it’s a new day in New Jersey politics, and our country is ready for bold, working-class leadership. Let's talk about it:
@analiliafornj.bsky.social helped build the Working Families Party in New Jersey. Now her victory sends a clear signal that it’s a new day in New Jersey politics, and our country is ready for bold, working-class leadership. Let's talk about it:
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Winner winner.
@analiliafornj.bsky.social helped build the Working Families Party in New Jersey. Now her victory sends a clear signal that it’s a new day in New Jersey politics, and our country is ready for bold, working-class leadership. Let's talk about it:
@analiliafornj.bsky.social helped build the Working Families Party in New Jersey. Now her victory sends a clear signal that it’s a new day in New Jersey politics, and our country is ready for bold, working-class leadership. Let's talk about it:
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There's a hot new move going around popular fronts where a near-contender in a contested primary endorses the leftier winner as a bulwark against the forces that ran the reactionary spoiler. It's called "Landering" and it kicks ass.
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
There's a hot new move going around popular fronts where a near-contender in a contested primary endorses the leftier winner as a bulwark against the forces that ran the reactionary spoiler. It's called "Landering" and it kicks ass.
Someone from the Polish Olympic team better give Tara Lipinski a pierogi stuffy.
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Someone from the Polish Olympic team better give Tara Lipinski a pierogi stuffy.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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The other day a friend with kids messaged me to ask if I could explain how electro-magnetism works because their toddler had learned there was a connection from a youtube video and wouldn't stop asking questions.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
The other day a friend with kids messaged me to ask if I could explain how electro-magnetism works because their toddler had learned there was a connection from a youtube video and wouldn't stop asking questions.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
My son just asked if he could get polka dots like mommy 🥰 I told him he likely will when he’s older. And I hope people don’t tease him as much as they teased me about them 👙
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My son just asked if he could get polka dots like mommy 🥰 I told him he likely will when he’s older. And I hope people don’t tease him as much as they teased me about them 👙
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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Someone forgot the midnight rule:
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Someone forgot the midnight rule:
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
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-Bashir to O'Brien upon entering Quarks
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
-Bashir to O'Brien upon entering Quarks
It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”
The team skating competition is cute but they should make each country learn a synchro routine together and then I’ll be impressed
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The team skating competition is cute but they should make each country learn a synchro routine together and then I’ll be impressed
Toddler Olympic ceremony observation: yeah, you have to wave your flag when you have a parade like that!
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Toddler Olympic ceremony observation: yeah, you have to wave your flag when you have a parade like that!
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
I am so deep in the heated rivalry social media nest that I’m getting suggested posts about Ilya booger analysis
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I am so deep in the heated rivalry social media nest that I’m getting suggested posts about Ilya booger analysis
Bed good big fan of bed
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Bed good big fan of bed
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Anchorage seniors will soon be able to ride the city’s People Mover bus for free two days a week.
Anchorage seniors will soon be able to ride the People Mover bus for free on Fridays
The Anchorage Assembly voted to make bus rides free for people ages 60 and over on Fridays. Seniors can already ride for free on Wednesdays.
akpub.io
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Anchorage seniors will soon be able to ride the city’s People Mover bus for free two days a week.
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The warmth in Albuquerque over the past four months has been remarkable and a bit alarming. Each month has ranked among the top five warmest on record. Taken together, this October through January period was nearly 3° warmer than the previous warmest period. #NMwx
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The warmth in Albuquerque over the past four months has been remarkable and a bit alarming. Each month has ranked among the top five warmest on record. Taken together, this October through January period was nearly 3° warmer than the previous warmest period. #NMwx
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
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White women out here doing free emotional labor for exhausted senate clerks tired of getting 400 calls a day about ICE funding. (I am, in fact, the white woman in this scenario.)
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
White women out here doing free emotional labor for exhausted senate clerks tired of getting 400 calls a day about ICE funding. (I am, in fact, the white woman in this scenario.)