Althea May 🦇🚌🚏
@alymay.bsky.social
Bus rider, civic duty cutie, aspiring geographer, occasional sexuality educator, mother of 2, spouse of @atherton.bsky.social. They/them
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Althea May 🦇🚌🚏
@alymay.bsky.social
· Jul 3
You never see me at the club? Well I never see you trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
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The other day a friend with kids messaged me to ask if I could explain how electro-magnetism works because their toddler had learned there was a connection from a youtube video and wouldn't stop asking questions.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
The other day a friend with kids messaged me to ask if I could explain how electro-magnetism works because their toddler had learned there was a connection from a youtube video and wouldn't stop asking questions.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
I think people can manage to explain love to their kids much more easily.
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
My son just asked if he could get polka dots like mommy 🥰 I told him he likely will when he’s older. And I hope people don’t tease him as much as they teased me about them 👙
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My son just asked if he could get polka dots like mommy 🥰 I told him he likely will when he’s older. And I hope people don’t tease him as much as they teased me about them 👙
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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Someone forgot the midnight rule:
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Someone forgot the midnight rule:
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
Before midnight: you down?
After midnight: you up?
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-Bashir to O'Brien upon entering Quarks
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
-Bashir to O'Brien upon entering Quarks
It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”
The team skating competition is cute but they should make each country learn a synchro routine together and then I’ll be impressed
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The team skating competition is cute but they should make each country learn a synchro routine together and then I’ll be impressed
Toddler Olympic ceremony observation: yeah, you have to wave your flag when you have a parade like that!
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Toddler Olympic ceremony observation: yeah, you have to wave your flag when you have a parade like that!
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
@atherton.bsky.social: I guess you do, yeah
I am so deep in the heated rivalry social media nest that I’m getting suggested posts about Ilya booger analysis
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I am so deep in the heated rivalry social media nest that I’m getting suggested posts about Ilya booger analysis
Bed good big fan of bed
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Bed good big fan of bed
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Anchorage seniors will soon be able to ride the city’s People Mover bus for free two days a week.
Anchorage seniors will soon be able to ride the People Mover bus for free on Fridays
The Anchorage Assembly voted to make bus rides free for people ages 60 and over on Fridays. Seniors can already ride for free on Wednesdays.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Anchorage seniors will soon be able to ride the city’s People Mover bus for free two days a week.
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The warmth in Albuquerque over the past four months has been remarkable and a bit alarming. Each month has ranked among the top five warmest on record. Taken together, this October through January period was nearly 3° warmer than the previous warmest period. #NMwx
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The warmth in Albuquerque over the past four months has been remarkable and a bit alarming. Each month has ranked among the top five warmest on record. Taken together, this October through January period was nearly 3° warmer than the previous warmest period. #NMwx
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
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White women out here doing free emotional labor for exhausted senate clerks tired of getting 400 calls a day about ICE funding. (I am, in fact, the white woman in this scenario.)
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
White women out here doing free emotional labor for exhausted senate clerks tired of getting 400 calls a day about ICE funding. (I am, in fact, the white woman in this scenario.)
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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Congresswoman @ayannapressley.bsky.social has been trying to get qualified immunity eliminated her ENTIRE career.
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
There's no ICE accountability without ending qualified immunity.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Congresswoman @ayannapressley.bsky.social has been trying to get qualified immunity eliminated her ENTIRE career.
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
What the fuck is it going to take to get people to listen to her?
ok i'm probably late to the party but i hate that turning off "smart features" in gmail means they don't check your spelling anymore? Please tell me i'm missing something?
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 AM
ok i'm probably late to the party but i hate that turning off "smart features" in gmail means they don't check your spelling anymore? Please tell me i'm missing something?
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on the pride parade "Husbands of Heated Rivalry superfan wives" float with the other guys. we're chopping it up and hanging out. we're all standing on the float holding a beer and they're all cheering for us. more than the other floats even. Is that...is someone playing Wolf Parade
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
on the pride parade "Husbands of Heated Rivalry superfan wives" float with the other guys. we're chopping it up and hanging out. we're all standing on the float holding a beer and they're all cheering for us. more than the other floats even. Is that...is someone playing Wolf Parade
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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like at this point I'd take President Gul Dukat and not think twice. he'd be so much more concerned with ethical governance.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 AM
like at this point I'd take President Gul Dukat and not think twice. he'd be so much more concerned with ethical governance.
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"Life on earth is hell enough," I tell my sleeping toddler, through teeth gritted hard. "And that makes every ICE agent someone who has volunteered to serve as an agent of evil, choosing demonic action."
Universalist cosmology strained but I keep my eye on who deserves what ICE does: not one person
Universalist cosmology strained but I keep my eye on who deserves what ICE does: not one person
January 24, 2026 at 12:33 PM
"Life on earth is hell enough," I tell my sleeping toddler, through teeth gritted hard. "And that makes every ICE agent someone who has volunteered to serve as an agent of evil, choosing demonic action."
Universalist cosmology strained but I keep my eye on who deserves what ICE does: not one person
Universalist cosmology strained but I keep my eye on who deserves what ICE does: not one person