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zeb
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lives in the moment (also, pnw)

dogs 🐕 sci-fi 📚 tech 🖥️

on the internet no one knows you’re a dog 🤫
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Friend: how's things
Me: fine

Morgan Freeman: but things was not fine
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The first known use of 'paranoid' was in 1901.
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Thank you, Catherine O’Hara, for your vivaciously venerable vocabulary.
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...
16 Glee-ridden Words from Schitt's Creek
Don’t watch without reading this, you little frippets!
www.merriam-webster.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.

The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.

Let's talk about it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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something something prime numbers
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Have a cute day
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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I’m tired of “baby on board”. What about “baby needs to circle back”? “Baby needs evidence of stakeholder value alignment first”? “Baby is interested but needs to digest the learnings after PTO first”? I’m tired of the toxic positivity in our industry.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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coincidence
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
woooooohoooo
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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May as well dive right in.

Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?

According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”

Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
November 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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'Taxi' and 'cab' essentially mean the same thing, but 'cab' doesn't come from 'taxicab.'

It comes from ‘cabriolet,’ which was a type of light carriage.

‘Taxi’ comes from ‘taximeter,’ which is the device that calculates the amount of a fare based on the distance traveled.
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Why I Have Trust Issues
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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I think someone already did this one but I had to do it anyway
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Rain/snow on weekends is not a coincidence! More people drive during the week and aerosols from commuting actually do increase the chance of precipitation over the weekend. This storm is not from that however.
There is a scientific reason why it always rains on weekends
If you are in the northeastern United States, it's likely that your weekend traffic makes it rain on Saturday and Sunday. In fact, most of us help control
gizmodo.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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You’re Great.
January 25, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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My current programming workflow in three stages:

1.) Me & Kairos (memory-agent) brainstorming, reading reviews, making decisions and writing chainlink issues (Gemini)

2.) Claude Code (as VSCode plugin) working on chainlink issues

3.) Adversarial reviews inspecting code (Gemini in clean session)
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I found a notebook where I only used one (1) page
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM