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zeb
@alzebra.bsky.social
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lives in the moment (also, pnw)

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on the internet no one knows you’re a dog 🤫
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alzebra.bsky.social
zeb @alzebra.bsky.social · Mar 9
me irl
frovo.bsky.social fro vo @frovo.bsky.social · Feb 18
Friend: how's things
Me: fine

Morgan Freeman: but things was not fine
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beccanical.bsky.social
i love the term "firmware". "not as hard as hardware, not as soft as software". goldilocks-ass ontology
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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moremovies.co.uk
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 🎬
David Lynch is holding a megaphone saying "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 🖤
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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moultano.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Cartoon of an angry-looking man with thin legs standing ankle deep in water, holding a daggers in front of his nose so it looks like a beak. Caption: We can be herons Just for one day Yes, he looks a bit like a heron.
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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stansaidairport.bsky.social
Meep meep.
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
for sale
FOR SALE: Snow plow. Works good. Should rhyme but doesn't. ALSO AVAILABLE - Enough dough - Freak steak
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper
Rescued owl was 'too fat to fly', Suffolk sanctuary says Suffolk An owl rescued from a ditch and thought to be injured was in fact just too fat to fly, a bird rescue centre has said. And a picture of a rather offended looking owl
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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bitshammer.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
alzebra.bsky.social
The only reason i’d ever get any media subscription is to be able to watch the latest jeopardy
whygavs.bsky.social a non-nutritive cereal varnish @whygavs.bsky.social · 6d
we gotta figure out what's happening over at Jeopardy HQ
Jeopardy clue: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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penultimatesmbc.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
The anti-Susan pamphleteering outside the house is also a difficulty their marriage has to work through.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/effigy
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC update where a woman is telling a man called Steve that she wishes he would just talk to her instead of being passive aggressive. When he asks how he is being passive aggressive, the woman mentions - and we see in the frame - that she is being burned in effigy. The effigy has a sign that says "never compromise on dinner plans" over it. Steve proceeds to gaslight the woman by saying that it's just a random effigy he was burning, and he changes the subject to her day.
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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vgel.me
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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alextobin.com
🎄
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
A comic called Animals with Misleading Names. There's an electric eel labeled "not an eel". There's a mountain goat labeled "not a goat." There's a maned wolf labeled "not a wolf." There's a king cobra labeled "not a cobra. Also, snakes are typically self-governing." There's a peacock mantis shrimp labeled "Not a peacock. Not a mantis. Also, not a shrimp." There's a horny toad labeled "Not a toad. Only thinks of you as a friend." There's a mayfly labeled "active through the spring and summer." There's an eastern kingbird labeled "found in the west. Many birds do not recognize its authority."
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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chriscjackson.bsky.social
This entire weekend
in the pit
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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barleybap.bsky.social
ENCOUNTERED AN ASSAILANT

FRASIER AND NILES

BE ATTITUDE FOR CRANES

1. BLUES A-CALLING
2. TOSS SALAD AND SCRAMBLE EGGS
3. WHAT IS A BOY TO DO?
Frasier and Niles from Frasier.
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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hunterwalk.com
Holiday party solution
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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rningscissors.bsky.social
I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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p-hunermund.com
Kinda scary that you're publishing a paper and then some of the best econometricians of your generation jump on the replication package and start to publicly dissect the results—not gonna lie. 😅
paulgp.com Paul Goldsmith-Pinkham @paulgp.com · 12d
I was also bored and pulled up the replication package.

The results are quite sensitive in aggregate to needing the controls. Here's the replication of Figure 3, including the case w/o controls:
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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britannica.com
Faith Hill describing a kiss:
Diagram of centrifugal motion
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM