Amanda
@amandacoleen.bsky.social
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Dolly Parton is US President in my universe, "Kerry agnostic". Someone once described me as the most interesting person they know, but we have no idea of their sample size. Please try me for yourself. AMAB(She/Her) please.
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selmerguy.bsky.social
In honor of of the first day of Spooky Season, here's Dracutwig, a novel about Dracula’s daughter who becomes a Twiggy-inspired model in late 1960s Swingin’ London. This could have been a great Hammer, or maybe an Amicus, movie. But I think Twigula is a better name for the character.
Cover of a novel called Dracutwig. The tagline mentions the “daughter of Dracula who has a body like Twiggy and turns into a vampire whenever she makes love.”
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michelemuse.bsky.social
There is still beauty in the world. (Monsanto, Portugal 📷 unknown.)
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streetartutopia.com
In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen
amandacoleen.bsky.social
There'll be shapes thrown for those Dunboyne Diana plates, but sure who can blame people in fairness!

‘Yes, this is normal’ – CMAT ‘giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates’ to celebrate new album | Irish Independent share.google/NxUbSgRt6Ru3...
‘Yes, this is normal’ – CMAT ‘giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates’ to celebrate new album
Irish musician CMAT has announced that she is giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates to mark the release of her new album tomorrow.
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amandacoleen.bsky.social
PSA Going by the "Reeling in the years" I just happened upon, "a year or so ago", is actually 9-10 of your conventional earth years. Who knew? 🤷‍♀️ What's your favourite not so pedantic unit of Time?
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Au contraire, anyone who first logged on after 1995 out, bring back l'hotel chat on netscape navigator IYKYK
amandacoleen.bsky.social
You've convinced me, hen is in dollywood
amandacoleen.bsky.social
I was on all for this, then you had me contemplating marrying big foot 🤔 as he could pick me up and carry me round like a rag doll and I'd get a tabloid front page in a wedding dress. You're a monster.
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Throwing an ask me anything anonymously out into the void, because I am once again tied to the laptop
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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hleehurley.com
This sounds hyperbolic and I need every cis person following me, who thinks it is, to understand this is very much the reality in the UK.
madycast.com
So basically in the UK, any time someone regrets having sex with a trans woman, they can go cry to the police that she "lied" about being a woman and the police and jury will believe them every time.

Then the woman will be sentenced to be raped by men in men's prison.
jamiewareham.co.uk
This is a vastly upsetting case, that uses CPS guidelines that effectively mean if Trans+ people don't come out before sexual contact, they can now be found guilty of sexual assault - which is what has happened here

Let's take a look at the background 🧵

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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mickmuldoon.bsky.social
Huge food recall in Ireland.

Ballymaguire foods recall. Listeria.

www.fsai.ie/getmedia/ae9...
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amandacoleen.bsky.social
Oh no speirgorm!
My dinner is on the FSAI recall list
Is listeriosis that bad?
I know someone has died, LHM
But just not sure dying is my worst option 🤷‍♀️
Picture shows supervalu mac & cheese meal for one bowl Picture shows list of FSAI recall products with supervalu mac and cheese highlighted in yellow, underlined in red.
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amandacoleen.bsky.social
Who's a TV character you'd love to be friends with and why?
I'm gonna say Beverly Goldberg, I'm on The Goldbergs binge at the moment and if someone needs a loveable yenta in her life it's me 🤷‍♀️
Pic shows the character Beverly Goldberg from the TV show the Goldbergs wearing a light blue jumper with a yellow duck on it surrounded by the words "I'm so flappy" in the living speaking with arms outstretched, index finger on left hand pointing up. A blonde head in left foreground obscures her right hand.
amandacoleen.bsky.social
What's one small thing you'd like to remember about today?
For me it was the free ice-cream in work 😋 🍦
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Solely basing this on he taught us all to draw owls speirgorm, but Don Convoy is so far the best candidate I've heard mentioned for the arás. With Marian Keyes holding off to work with CMAT for video collaboration.
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Apparently Paul Mescal has been listed as the 5th hottest man of all time by Harper's Bazaar. No disrespect to Paul, I'm happy for us to be romantically linked in the tabloids, but do Harper's Bazaar understand the meaning of "all time"?
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Hey speirgorm, can we return the emergency factor 50 suncream to supervalu now that Irish summer is over?
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Has anyone else recently been inundated with ads for Himalayian pink salt with 3 mystery grocery store ingredient weight loss or just me? It's like they believe if I take them, I'll look like I do in my last skeet.
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Me, in an deal world, waiting on ask me anything anonymously questions, which can be posed here
ngl.link/amanda.coleen1
AI version of perfected me in a gold dress posing seductively (I think) with my arm up and hand behind my head in a chair in what could be a hotel lobby. With text and icon pointing at a NGL ask me anything link
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Oh just logged in here for the first time in ages and see new follows 😊 thank you. Trying my best to get to the follow backs. I might even start regularly skeeting.
amandacoleen.bsky.social
Absolutely glad it's really lashing this morning as I kinda like that, and I can't seem to find reason or enthusiasm to be in the world.
amandacoleen.bsky.social
😆 Oh hardly, sadly, I doubt it's enough for that, how about a more modest Schönbrunn instead?
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adamroberts.bsky.social
Roses are red
Doggies go woof
Independent headline: "Fugitive Sheep Escape Capture By Dressing Up As Kevin Bacon And Staging Impromptu Outdoors Performance of Footloose"