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Kawanabe Kyōsai
Kawanabe Kyōsai
1. Harpsichord but it’s 1967 not 1767
2. Unaccompanied ballad about a false true lover
3. Songs where Bob Wills shouts out “Ah Ha! Play it sweet, (fill in blank)”
4. Theremin or musical saw solo. (Extra points for playing in tune)
5. It’s gonna be a lonely Christmas
1. The jazz trumpet section will not be contained
2. We are three women singing folk harmonies and we are so very sad
3. This one goes out to Mother Russia
4. I lost everything, but at least there are trains/ships/the shoes on my feet
5. We're in church and someone is dead
1. Unhappy Scandinavian women with synths
2. Trad folk about how someone died down a well or was shagged/murdered by a servant
3. Minor members of The Byrds on drugs
4. Billie Holiday singing anything
5. Songwriters who are so English that it’s almost performative
1. Harpsichord but it’s 1967 not 1767
2. Unaccompanied ballad about a false true lover
3. Songs where Bob Wills shouts out “Ah Ha! Play it sweet, (fill in blank)”
4. Theremin or musical saw solo. (Extra points for playing in tune)
5. It’s gonna be a lonely Christmas
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-sassy chorines tap dancing
-one last score then I can quit this game for good
-Edna May Oliver being salty
-sideshow, circus or carnival
-crime on a boat or a train
-lonely person keeps doing tragic, uncomfortable things that make them even lonelier
-life-affirming space travel (aka nice aliens)
-Cary Grant doesn't wanna have sex
-principled lawyer/cowboy/politician in a town of sickos
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
-sassy chorines tap dancing
-one last score then I can quit this game for good
-Edna May Oliver being salty
-sideshow, circus or carnival
-crime on a boat or a train
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
Told by an idiot