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the red menace
@amstar.bsky.social
noisy and chaotic, unenthusiastic American in NC

Caniac

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"Why are you clapping for Denmark?"
"Nikolaj Ehlers had the assist." also f USA tbh
February 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I have no idea why people are sad about that little twerp who skates to his own voice and gave himself a stupid nickname. Peak ugly American behavior. Me and a friend were cackling. He was very gracious afterwards, I'll give him that.
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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tbf, most of our violent criminals are currently working for ICE.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
watching the after footage of the tree people leaving the tunnel like they were being sneaky was amazing
We absolutely must give it up for the tree people
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Less Lindsey Vonn, more Breezy Johnson.
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Logan Stankoven got that dawg in 'em. 5'8, bleeding, unbothered.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Earlier I told my friend in Durham that it looked like he was in a No Snow Zone. In Bussi we Trussi 🫡
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and there will be no longer be free elections in the United States. But at least now I can drink raw milk.
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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When I was a child there was a coordinated nationwide outcry because an imaginary cartoon child was fond of telling other people to “eat my shorts” and like this is just for general context
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Again: sounds like some little MAGA turd convinced some people in Minneapolis to add him to a few gigantic and minimally vetted Signal group chats. Zero fancy technology is required to do this.

Do not flatter the Trump admin by assuming they’re better at this than they actually appear to be.
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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I have been told my whole life that the school shootings, dead women and people of color, and random shooting sprees were necessary because, in the theoretical future, it would all pay off when a tyrannical government arose and they'd take care of it. We now have objective evidence that was a lie.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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The ICU nurse who loved dogs and helping veterans was no angel.
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Oh, this makes so much sense! I'm having anxiety attacks. I don't live in WNC, but I was alone in Banner Elk during Helene. I can't compare myself to these people, obviously. Yoinked from Threads.
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I have a friend who is an incredibly busy person and doesn't pay much attention to the news. Don't worry, she votes. She asked me, "Surely what I'm hearing is wrong. Are those things really happening?" "Well what have you heard?"
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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The only legacy media left worth a damn
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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This week, an X user created an AI video of me being chloroformed and prepared for rape.

Victims are told it's not real and they're getting offended for no reason.

But nudification tools are weapons of sexual assault, and the harm they cause is real 👇

jessasato.substack.com/p/ai-nudific...
AI nudification: the latest weapon of violence against women and girls
In Julie Burchill’s recent article in the Spectator, Does it really matter if Grok undresses us all?, she makes the argument that those who, like me, have repeatedly had their clothes removed by socia...
jessasato.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 AM
@kenagain.bsky.social Hey, the Blackhawks got us! I've seen Knight play at Checkers games. Good kid.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Of course I love Heated Rivalry. It has all of my favorite things. I don't align with fandoms because they're all insane. I have no idea what this person is even talking about. Get a grip.
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I went to a volunteer event packing food for school kids who face food insecurity on the weekends. It's a bunch of older white people who are probably cheering the horrors, but we have a Black pastor who comes and does the morning prayer. Matthew 25:31-46 is fire.
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Bussi may be 6'5, but I kinda love how he's this unassuming sweet guy when he's out of the pads.
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I ordered DoorDash from a bakery that had a Bible verse on the bag. Oh boy. I looked up the owner and her hateful views. I wrote a scathing "review" in the app feedback form. I quoted some verses on immigrants (I can play) and told her I'd be donating to Planned Parenthood in her name.
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The last 9 minutes of the Canes game was just me laughing hysterically.
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I knew dog rates guy was cool, and most "creators" don't want to rock the boat because of 💰. Excellent work, Matt.
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM