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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · 1d

@scarredforlife.bsky.social
From a childhood book! Cant recal now can u help?A riff on mary had a litle lamb that ends

He bit the teacher on the leg
And she fell off her stool
Hit the teacher! Hit the teacher!
All the children cried
And each of them picked up a rock
And stoned her til she died

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · 22d

Is it actually made of plastic

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 23d

“The Onion stands at the ready to act as a mouthpiece of the world’s elite, using its distinguished reportage to parrot whatever the party line happens to be. Genocide, eugenics, incest—no topic is too taboo to find support in our paper so long as it has been approved by a trustworthy establishment”

In Defense Of Mass Censorship

When The Onion’s editorial board convened to discuss the tumultuous events of the previous month, one conclusion became evident: The world stands at a crossroads. Two visions of our collective future ...

theonion.com

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · 28d

This really is very good 👏👏👏

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 28d

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social

"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning

The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

www.thenation.com

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Sep 11

Why are the bbc pretending everyone didn't already know about this

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 9

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · Sep 9

UK ambassador to the US Peter (Lord) Mandelson is one of the birthday book writers, so a bit curious if the UK fires him immediately or burns a ton of political capital trying really hard to not fire him before eventually firing him a few weeks from now

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Aug 26

The best advice I got when my daughter got a cancerous brain tumour was 'just do exactly what the doctors say'. She is now one year cancer free :)

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · Aug 15

It’s wild how politicians and media outlets unified in 2018-21 to win a shattering victory over the forces of prejudice and intolerance, and now the top three parties are all pushing variants on Send Em All Back. Is it possible for something like that to have happened without substantial dishonesty?

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Clem.PM @clempm.bsky.social · Aug 8

Israel has been guilty of the illegal occupation of Gaza, The West Bank & East Jerusalem since 1967 and somehow the Palestinians are to blame

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Aug 8

Bravo 👏

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Jul 30

🎯

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Jul 30

I feel like you didn't think this through to it's logical conclusion

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Jul 14

I always find it amazing that the ubiquitous electricity plyons and telephone lines don't elicit anything like this (frankly very boring) response

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Jul 11

STOP: Collaborate and listen

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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · Jul 10

'Take the Third Reich'

Reuters @reuters.com · Jul 10

Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says reut.rs/4ksb1WX

Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says

Grok AI will be available in Tesla vehicles next week "at the latest", the EV maker's CEO, Elon Musk, said in a post on X on Thursday.

reut.rs

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Jul 10

POSIWID

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Jun 28

It had me too !!

amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · May 11

Watching the blues brothers film aged about 12

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · May 1

If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today

"I don't know what the big deal is."

CNN @cnn.com · May 1

Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Mar 29

I guess this is the updated version of 'charity' lollipop selling. I knew of a few ppl in early 00's who made a fortune in cash every weekend by selling drunk ppl lollipops for 'donations', claiming it was 'for charity' (& pretty girls doing the selling ofc) reality was a only tiny % went to charity

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amylata.bsky.social @amylata.bsky.social · Mar 10

Did you know that the full verse flips the premise?
"A jack of all trades is a master of none,
But is oftentimes better than the master of one"

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Ryan Reads and Writes 📚✨ @ryanreadsandwrites.me · Jan 21

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · Dec 10

whatever you feel about this you have to admit it's rare for a radicalized man who's frustrated or angry and ready to choose violence to actually correctly identify the source of their suffering, instead of just blaming and killing women and minorities.....

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