Latchkey Emeritus
@anaisempowered.bsky.social
“To the stars who listen- and the dreams that are answered.” SJM ❤️✨
Texan. 40’s. Smart. Funny. Voracious reader. TV obsessed. Mother of gorgeous boys. Completely years BEYOND smitten with @daddynycdos873.bsky.social
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18+ only
Texan. 40’s. Smart. Funny. Voracious reader. TV obsessed. Mother of gorgeous boys. Completely years BEYOND smitten with @daddynycdos873.bsky.social
No DMs. Keep it on main. 😘
18+ only
800+ followers! Thanks! 😊
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
800+ followers! Thanks! 😊
I feel this.
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I feel this.
Happy Thursday! How’s everyone doing?
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy Thursday! How’s everyone doing?
Haven’t been feeling social media much lately. I’m sure I’ll be more active again soon. Love y’all!
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Haven’t been feeling social media much lately. I’m sure I’ll be more active again soon. Love y’all!
Who wants to help me water the plants?
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Who wants to help me water the plants?
Finally a cold front in Texas. Fuzzy winter robe this morning.
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Finally a cold front in Texas. Fuzzy winter robe this morning.
Been a minute since I posted. Hope everyone is having a good week! 😘
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Been a minute since I posted. Hope everyone is having a good week! 😘
No. 😢😢😢😢😢
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No. 😢😢😢😢😢
A little late but here’s my #MonochromeMonday shot! Happy new week everyone! 💋
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A little late but here’s my #MonochromeMonday shot! Happy new week everyone! 💋
So sexy. I’m voracious. 67 books, so far, this year. ❤️
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So sexy. I’m voracious. 67 books, so far, this year. ❤️
700 followers?! Y’all are too awesome!! 🥰🥰🥰
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
700 followers?! Y’all are too awesome!! 🥰🥰🥰
What. The. Fuck? 🙄
Good night, and good luck.
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What. The. Fuck? 🙄
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Has anyone tried the hot pocket browning sleeve on anything else? Will it brown my taquitos, for instance? Do they become more powerful the more you use? Can I turn my microwave into an air fryer with the power of a hot pocket sleeve? Experiments will begin as soon as I purchase a fire extinguisher.
October 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Has anyone tried the hot pocket browning sleeve on anything else? Will it brown my taquitos, for instance? Do they become more powerful the more you use? Can I turn my microwave into an air fryer with the power of a hot pocket sleeve? Experiments will begin as soon as I purchase a fire extinguisher.
How’s everyone’s Thursday going?
October 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
How’s everyone’s Thursday going?
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This is a perfect example of how Donald Trump views the entire federal government, and really the whole country, as a thing that belongs to him personally.
L'État, c'est moi.
L'État, c'est moi.
BREAKING: sources say NARA has forced out Dr. Todd Arrington, the federal director of the Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library and Museum, after he declined to allow the Trump administration to remove a sword from the library for a gift to King Charles
lastcampaign.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
lastcampaign.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
EXCLUSIVE: NARA Ousts Eisenhower Library Director Over Proposed Trump Gift to King Charles
The director, a historian and Army veteran, declined to allow the Trump administration to remove a priceless artifact from the library's permanent collection
lastcampaign.substack.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is a perfect example of how Donald Trump views the entire federal government, and really the whole country, as a thing that belongs to him personally.
L'État, c'est moi.
L'État, c'est moi.
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when you step in something wet while wearing socks
September 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
when you step in something wet while wearing socks
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I wearing my old Golden Girls tee shirt from Target so you know I’m DTF.
September 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I wearing my old Golden Girls tee shirt from Target so you know I’m DTF.
💛💛💛
Sunday morning, we slept naked.
The first thing I feel on my skin is not the cold air, but the warmth of your lips.
You kiss every inch of my body, awaking me completely before removing the blankets.
Even now, the way you look at me light a fire to my soul.
I'm never cold when I'm with you.
The first thing I feel on my skin is not the cold air, but the warmth of your lips.
You kiss every inch of my body, awaking me completely before removing the blankets.
Even now, the way you look at me light a fire to my soul.
I'm never cold when I'm with you.
September 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
💛💛💛
Tan lines. Bush. 1977. Excellence.
September 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Tan lines. Bush. 1977. Excellence.
Happy Saturday morning, Bluesky! 💋
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Saturday morning, Bluesky! 💋
🖤🖤🖤
September 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🖤🖤🖤
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Updated in 2020 after his wife left him during covid for the next door neighbor who looks like Jason Momoa
September 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Updated in 2020 after his wife left him during covid for the next door neighbor who looks like Jason Momoa
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Can a chimp on a motorbike jump over a pyramid of zebras? Thanks to a meddling Greeneville County zoo inspector, we may never know.
September 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Can a chimp on a motorbike jump over a pyramid of zebras? Thanks to a meddling Greeneville County zoo inspector, we may never know.