sarah
@anathxmadevice.bsky.social
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at long last, the end of the road: chapter 10 of "finish with the good shit" is up

(for anyone who doesn't read WIPs or didn't fancy the meta edge-along, the fic is now COMPLETE, so you may enjoy it at your own pace 🙏) #OFMDFic

archiveofourown.org/works/548921...
title card for finish with the good shit by anathxmadevice, with the title and author in white text on a purple textured background.
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
somehow there's also oviposition AND a general underlying pining while fucking / "just helping out my pal who im definitely NOT in love w" vibe, idk how there's so much going on here but im having fun with it xxx
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
IM ALWAYS SCREAMINGGGG hell yeah !!!! (even tho i have had. NO time to work on it this week but ahdksjjdsk it's FINE)
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
lil bit from my current WIP: a tentacle size difference monsterfucking kinktober collab with the incredible @aliassamm.bsky.social !!!!!! ft. regular sized merstede and teeny two apples tall kraken ed 🐙🥺

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic
Stede carefully arranges himself on a comfy ledge, padded out with a precisely selected range of seaweeds, and Ed hops out of his palm and propels himself towards Stede's tail. His tentacles brush the sensitive patch of skin, and Stede nods, babbles assent, as the tip of one pushes between the crease. “Oh, fuck—” he gasps. It's an odd sensation, delicate and smooth and achingly familiar — each of Ed's tentacles is about the same width as Stede's fingers, and Stede knows that prodding feeling all too well from his own ministrations. 

But it's Ed, so everything is more. The undersides of his tentacles are rough and raised with tiny suckers — Stede barely feels them normally, too small for his skin to register, but on the sensitive flesh of his folds, every bump and raised edge sends sparks through his body. The suckers stay latched onto his flesh for a fraction of a second after Ed moves on, dragging out every sensation for a hair longer than Stede's prepared for, and it feels like Ed is everywhere, swarming him, trailing pleasure in his wake. 

When he looks down, Ed's only stroking his folds with one careful tentacle. 

“Holy fuck,” he moans.
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margaritaville.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/54961543
if you haven’t read it, i encourage you to give it a shot! mind the tags, of course, but it is not overly gory and does not contain any real life cannibalism ❤️
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like your heart's a pomegranate
04 Apr 2024
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by ingydar
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Cannibalistic Thoughts, Cannibalism Roleplay, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Slice of Life, Character Study, Dialogue Heavy, Hurt/Comfort, Injury Recovery, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Light Dom/sub, Aftercare,
make no mistake this is essentially a
comedy
Being in close quarters with Stede after everything - the heartbreak and the crying and the sobbing and the throwing up from sobbing and the falling asleep sobbing and the waking up sobbing... and then the reconciliation, all of it — is actually pretty fuckin' nice.
Everything feels perfect even when it isn't. The scarcity of food makes everything taste even better, the straw mattress is a nightmare but it feels like a dream when he's lying next to Stede. Manual labor feels exciting - he's fallen off the roof twice. Stede has fallen off more.
Ed caught him once, and the combined weight of them and the force of the fall sprained both of Ed's ankles.
Ed loves it, loves him.
Part 2 of intertwined, sewn together
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anathxmadevice.bsky.social
alan like "oh GOD im worse than linda!!!!" had me in pieces we love a genre savvy queen
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
im literally okay with everything already and booked my front row seat many months ago don't worry
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petrichorpond.bsky.social
what if stede was just really excited to see his boyfriend??? 😇 ft watersports & lingerie

archiveofourown.org/works/71277681
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margaritaville.bsky.social
what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)
what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
WAGGGGAHHHH THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL ILY LYHAP BABIES HNGGGGGG yum yum
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
they in fact only get naked in order to share a nice cosy romantic bath ☠️

and yet i would argue that pissing yourself because your boyfriend tells you to (for your own good xxx) is much more intimate than sex anyway 🥰 also: hot
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
awghhhhh mars 🥹 NON SEXUAL KINKKKK shout it from the rooftops.

eternal thank u for always picking up what im putting down 🙏💕
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yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
this was a real delight, with a lovely approach to kink, especially dom/sub roles, outside of sex and the significance it has to those who take part. really enjoyed!!
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
happy piss day!! here's a lil something from me, in which stede fucks up his bladder control rules and ed gets thematic with the resulting punishment (tags + full summary below 👇)

high tide, 3.5k, rated M 💦🏴‍☠️ #OFMDKinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/72050881
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
tactical genius dom Ed my beloved xxx and also i just love making Stede piss himself what can i say
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anathxmadevice.bsky.social
happy piss day!! here's a lil something from me, in which stede fucks up his bladder control rules and ed gets thematic with the resulting punishment (tags + full summary below 👇)

high tide, 3.5k, rated M 💦🏴‍☠️ #OFMDKinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/72050881
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
still think about the fact we in fact met irl very briefly at the mcm24 picnic and the full extent of our interaction was you bounding over like HI IM MOOSH WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUBE and handing out a bunch of astroglide sachets 😭 what a time to be alive
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
wesssssssss i super hope u like it 🥰🥰🥰
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
the best part about prompt events for me is how different people take the same starting point and spin it in a dozen unique directions!! i would say that ALL i want during kinktober is a variety of takes on kinks, because that's SO much more fun than lots of versions of the same thing 💕
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
😭😭😭 ur all too nice to me
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
🥹🥹🥹 truly this means the world to me !!!
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
MATE ??????? oh this is ???? wdym i exist in other people's brains, wdym i can be perceived 😭😭

no but fr 1) THANK YOU and 2) ive written 6k of what may well end up a short multichap where ed and stede are navigate a high protocol dynamic. it's not gonna be ready for kinktober, but it's coming 🤞🤞
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
WAHOOOO i hope you enjoy it pal !!!!!
anathxmadevice.bsky.social
i suggest several large glasses of water