Jonny Collins
@androjonny.bsky.social
Always shit, sometimes posting.
Barely a comedian.
she/they
Barely a comedian.
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Jonny Collins
@androjonny.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Hello friends! It's my 30th birthday coming up this month, I do not expect any gifts from anyone, but if anyone would like to get me a lil treat I've got a page on ko-fi here: ko-fi.com/androjonny
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That video of the woman who met her school bully a decade later, confronted her about how it made her feel and the bully went “you still think about that? It was a long time ago” and so the woman punched her bully, it’s giving me life
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 AM
That video of the woman who met her school bully a decade later, confronted her about how it made her feel and the bully went “you still think about that? It was a long time ago” and so the woman punched her bully, it’s giving me life
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Catherine O’Hara dying while Trump is like 98 makes me fucking sick
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Catherine O’Hara dying while Trump is like 98 makes me fucking sick
Best of 2025 playlist & blog is now LIVE
It's been a bad year, but these tracks helped me through it. See what they were and why i picked them below 🥰
blizzardcomedy.co.uk/2026/01/30/s...
It's been a bad year, but these tracks helped me through it. See what they were and why i picked them below 🥰
blizzardcomedy.co.uk/2026/01/30/s...
Sound of Our Revolution | January 2026: Best Protest Songs of 2025
Contributed by Jonny Collins …How do I even start this year’s playlist? I usually try and start these things with a lil summary of the year and prominent themes to give a bit of a contextual backgr…
blizzardcomedy.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Best of 2025 playlist & blog is now LIVE
It's been a bad year, but these tracks helped me through it. See what they were and why i picked them below 🥰
blizzardcomedy.co.uk/2026/01/30/s...
It's been a bad year, but these tracks helped me through it. See what they were and why i picked them below 🥰
blizzardcomedy.co.uk/2026/01/30/s...
Manchester/adjacent folk:
one of my resolutions this year is to be more socially adventurous, to go out more, find different clubs and events with people of similar interests/hobbies, meet new people and all that cool stuff
🧵
one of my resolutions this year is to be more socially adventurous, to go out more, find different clubs and events with people of similar interests/hobbies, meet new people and all that cool stuff
🧵
January 27, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Manchester/adjacent folk:
one of my resolutions this year is to be more socially adventurous, to go out more, find different clubs and events with people of similar interests/hobbies, meet new people and all that cool stuff
🧵
one of my resolutions this year is to be more socially adventurous, to go out more, find different clubs and events with people of similar interests/hobbies, meet new people and all that cool stuff
🧵
I intended to workshop this show for longer and professionally record it. However, I'm at a point in my life now where if I were to attempt a full hour again, this material is largely not applicable in the way its presented here anymore, so figured why not publish it? Enjoy!
youtu.be/CSH5Ipmf6o0
youtu.be/CSH5Ipmf6o0
AndroJonny - 1st Draft 24/07/2023
YouTube video by AndroJonny
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I intended to workshop this show for longer and professionally record it. However, I'm at a point in my life now where if I were to attempt a full hour again, this material is largely not applicable in the way its presented here anymore, so figured why not publish it? Enjoy!
youtu.be/CSH5Ipmf6o0
youtu.be/CSH5Ipmf6o0
Decided to become a RateYourMusic girly as a part of my early mid life crisis. So you can finally read my comprehensive thoughts on Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King", lucky you
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Decided to become a RateYourMusic girly as a part of my early mid life crisis. So you can finally read my comprehensive thoughts on Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King", lucky you
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
if ur reading this u love me
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
if ur reading this u love me
Bitch is clean and ready to steam!
Tonight, 7pm, sending off 2025 in style with silly panel games and even sillier comedians. Twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
Come join us <3
Tonight, 7pm, sending off 2025 in style with silly panel games and even sillier comedians. Twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
Come join us <3
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bitch is clean and ready to steam!
Tonight, 7pm, sending off 2025 in style with silly panel games and even sillier comedians. Twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
Come join us <3
Tonight, 7pm, sending off 2025 in style with silly panel games and even sillier comedians. Twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
Come join us <3
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Front page of today’s iPaper.
The Green Party are the only party able to hold this government to account and take the fight to Reform.
Join us today to help shape 2026.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
The Green Party are the only party able to hold this government to account and take the fight to Reform.
Join us today to help shape 2026.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Front page of today’s iPaper.
The Green Party are the only party able to hold this government to account and take the fight to Reform.
Join us today to help shape 2026.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
The Green Party are the only party able to hold this government to account and take the fight to Reform.
Join us today to help shape 2026.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
CANCEL A PUBLIC FIGURE FOREVER IN THIS VERY REAL AND LEGITIMATE FORMAT THAT LITERALLY PLURALS OF PEOPLE WATCH ANNUALLY!
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Cancelled - Democratic Edition
We're back! And for our New Year's Broadcast Avalanche stream we need YOU to let us know who above all others you want to see cancelled this year. This will feed into our final round where our teams w...
forms.gle
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
CANCEL A PUBLIC FIGURE FOREVER IN THIS VERY REAL AND LEGITIMATE FORMAT THAT LITERALLY PLURALS OF PEOPLE WATCH ANNUALLY!
(read on for context)
forms.gle/g7GUbCs36Aot...
(read on for context)
forms.gle/g7GUbCs36Aot...
Polyamory culture is fighting the urge to sign off a christmas card to your husband's boyfriend as "Wife-in-law"
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Polyamory culture is fighting the urge to sign off a christmas card to your husband's boyfriend as "Wife-in-law"
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These cowardly institutions need to stop pretending they had no choice in this decision. I have advised dozens of huge companies and organisations on this issue and NONE have been cowardly enough to throw trans people under the bus like this. Shame on the WI and Guides
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
The National Federation of Women's Institutes said it made the decision with “sincere regret”.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
These cowardly institutions need to stop pretending they had no choice in this decision. I have advised dozens of huge companies and organisations on this issue and NONE have been cowardly enough to throw trans people under the bus like this. Shame on the WI and Guides
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
anyone wanna be girlfriends?? you know just for the bit like.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
anyone wanna be girlfriends?? you know just for the bit like.
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Mornin', folks.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mornin', folks.
u ever get a sign from the universe that's like so on the nose it loops round to being borderline offensive?
Like cheers universe, could've at least attempted something subtle like, I'm not COMPLETELY oblivious, I'm just a coward leave me alone.
Like cheers universe, could've at least attempted something subtle like, I'm not COMPLETELY oblivious, I'm just a coward leave me alone.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
u ever get a sign from the universe that's like so on the nose it loops round to being borderline offensive?
Like cheers universe, could've at least attempted something subtle like, I'm not COMPLETELY oblivious, I'm just a coward leave me alone.
Like cheers universe, could've at least attempted something subtle like, I'm not COMPLETELY oblivious, I'm just a coward leave me alone.
If I am ever famous, i'm gonna start writing my own fanfic about myself to assert dominance
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I am ever famous, i'm gonna start writing my own fanfic about myself to assert dominance
Since i'm back here I should remind you all that I do comedy i guess, here's some of that I did the other day about being one of those transgenders we have now youtube.com/shorts/kvo0D...
Jonny is an lllegal Woman || Blizzard Comedy
YouTube video by Blizzard Comedy
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Since i'm back here I should remind you all that I do comedy i guess, here's some of that I did the other day about being one of those transgenders we have now youtube.com/shorts/kvo0D...
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*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
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Got my PIP. Got the basic amount. Back dated to when I applied 18 months ago. Am completely numb. Need to reapply this time next year though which sucks. Fuck the tories, fuck Labour for making it worse and fuck every single Reformer who wants to take this stuff away.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Got my PIP. Got the basic amount. Back dated to when I applied 18 months ago. Am completely numb. Need to reapply this time next year though which sucks. Fuck the tories, fuck Labour for making it worse and fuck every single Reformer who wants to take this stuff away.
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you cant spell "yuri" without u and i
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
you cant spell "yuri" without u and i
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happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?
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I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more