Anne Laurie
@annelaurie.bsky.social
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ianboudreau.com
What do you mean "possible rise," dude is at the top of the pack. He is the literal pope
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Kinda surprised they haven't fully latched onto "oh you say ICE agents can't hide their faces, but YOUUU hide in an inflatable frog costume! CHECKMATE ANTIFA!" Like that would be super stupid but on brand
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Anyway I hope the right keeps talking about the frog costumes. Keep it top of mind for everyone, how sinister and scary the dancing balloon animals are
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Also I'll make ICE a deal they're allowed to hide their identities if they conduct all of their operations in inflatable animal costumes

Oh what's that, you're saying it would be too difficult to pose a violent threat in a blowup froggy suit? Interesting
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
it's fun how every Trump tantrum about China has a 95 percent chance of blowing over in two weeks and a 5 percent chance of destroying the global economy.
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I'm missing something here; why would the return of Trump's ONE ZILLION PERCENT tariff mood affect crypto this badly? just because it's a super-speculative asset?
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
this man's name is written in the book of life
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kragar.bsky.social
Remember back when Democrats did have the majority and they did literally none of that?
atrupar.com
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
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charlesgaba.com
Holy crap.

Not to mention…Bernie is 7 years older than Mills and has already filed to run for another 6-year term in 2030.
convolutedname.bsky.social
I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Three @wsj.com headlines from the past three days. 👀
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schooley.bsky.social
Pretending every huge peaceful protest is worse than January 6th while also pretending January 6th never happened.
atrupar.com
Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."
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paleofuture.bsky.social
No Kings 2 is Saturday, Oct. 18.

Nobody is getting paid to be there. But you can demonstrate to the world that you oppose the rise of fascism in the U.S.

Find your local protest here: www.nokings.org#map
atrupar.com
Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."
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prchovanec.bsky.social
By all means, do it. It was super popular under DOGE and I can't think of any reason it wouldn't be super popular again.
annelaurie.bsky.social
To be fair, MIT has the money to do without Trump's probably-imaginary 'funds', as well as the brains to resist the obvious trap.
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prchovanec.bsky.social
I have no idea what's in the Epstein files but holy shit does Mike Johnson not want us to find out.
annelaurie.bsky.social
Kid Rock just wants the star slot at Turning Point's scheduled Superbowl-halftime 'alternate entertainment' show. Maybe he needs the money?
annelaurie.bsky.social
Old enough to remember the 70s Doonesbury strip where Boopsie excoriates BD in his football huddle, w/a newspaper clipping about US bombers in Vietnam destroying 'a hospital, an orphanage, & a pond full of baby ducks.'

Zonker pops out of the huddle & wails 'NOT BABY DUCKS?!'
annelaurie.bsky.social
Steven Miller, doing the prep work for Trump's upcoming Qatar visit...
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famousartthief.bsky.social
as a free nation we will live forever or die by suicide
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice: