Ryan
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Ryan
@anyfreshfry.bsky.social
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My brain is broken, this is the kind of information it is full of...

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November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I started reading a book about encryption, but it was really hard to get into.
i'm reading a book about molecules and I'm bonding with it
i'm reading a book about photons. it's a light read.
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’

DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’

Cat: ‘I do nothing.’

DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’

Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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The Sugarcubes are great because whenever I listen to a Bjork song I always wish some random guy was shouting over her
August 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Did you check carousel 9? Sometimes it comes out over there.
JUST IN: Court loses evidence from American Airlines v. Skiplagged trial. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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July 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
January 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
An S.E.A. Historian named Ira Member
An S.E.A. Botanist named Beau Tanical
May 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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sadly the media never reports on the overwhelming majority of white lotus guests who have perfectly normal vacation experiences
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Oh, I think they'll get it.
I’m headed to Berlin next week to spend a month reporting on Germany. Any advice on how to explain America in 2025?
April 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would hate to be the sales guy at Spam, I bet nobody ever answers his calls.
April 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Finally a scientific reason why the days feel so long now...
February 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM