Andrew Bohn MD
@apbohn.bsky.social
Dad, husband, Emergency doc, Special Warfare flight doc, Critical Care Air Transport.
I don't officially represent the Air Force, DoD or anyone important.
I don't officially represent the Air Force, DoD or anyone important.
Reposted by Andrew Bohn MD
WHAT IF
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
WHAT IF
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE
A DAY OF PIE
BREAKFAST PIE
SAVORY PIE
SWEET PIE
SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE
PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I have read 479 books this year.
478 of them have been Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site by Sheri Duskey Rinker
478 of them have been Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site by Sheri Duskey Rinker
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have read 479 books this year.
478 of them have been Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site by Sheri Duskey Rinker
478 of them have been Goodnight Goodnight Construction Site by Sheri Duskey Rinker
IT'S A MAJOR AWARD!
(I work tomorrow, so our Thanksgiving celebration was yesterday. Therefore the Christmas decorations can start coming out)
(I work tomorrow, so our Thanksgiving celebration was yesterday. Therefore the Christmas decorations can start coming out)
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
IT'S A MAJOR AWARD!
(I work tomorrow, so our Thanksgiving celebration was yesterday. Therefore the Christmas decorations can start coming out)
(I work tomorrow, so our Thanksgiving celebration was yesterday. Therefore the Christmas decorations can start coming out)
Can't nobody tell me not to lick an ice cream cone
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can't nobody tell me not to lick an ice cream cone
I'm *quite* happy with how my brisket turned out
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm *quite* happy with how my brisket turned out
Current status:
Making a half gallon of Old Fashioneds.
Brisket has been on the smoker 4 hours, turkey is ready to join it in 30 min.
Kitchen is FULL of potatoes.
Friendsgiving is gonna be lit
Making a half gallon of Old Fashioneds.
Brisket has been on the smoker 4 hours, turkey is ready to join it in 30 min.
Kitchen is FULL of potatoes.
Friendsgiving is gonna be lit
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Current status:
Making a half gallon of Old Fashioneds.
Brisket has been on the smoker 4 hours, turkey is ready to join it in 30 min.
Kitchen is FULL of potatoes.
Friendsgiving is gonna be lit
Making a half gallon of Old Fashioneds.
Brisket has been on the smoker 4 hours, turkey is ready to join it in 30 min.
Kitchen is FULL of potatoes.
Friendsgiving is gonna be lit
Reposted by Andrew Bohn MD
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
But I need that proprietary cable for a camera I haven't owned since 2007!
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
But I need that proprietary cable for a camera I haven't owned since 2007!
IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BIT A B*TCH AIN'T ONE
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BIT A B*TCH AIN'T ONE
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BIT A B*TCH AIN'T ONE
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BIT A B*TCH AIN'T ONE
I was gonna be a fighter pilot, then messed up my knee playing ball and decided that orthopods have a pretty cool job, so I'd be one of them. *Then* I worked EMS in undergrad and the EM bug bit me hard.
Joined the Air Force to pay for med school, ended up liking that well with to stay in the Guard
Joined the Air Force to pay for med school, ended up liking that well with to stay in the Guard
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was gonna be a fighter pilot, then messed up my knee playing ball and decided that orthopods have a pretty cool job, so I'd be one of them. *Then* I worked EMS in undergrad and the EM bug bit me hard.
Joined the Air Force to pay for med school, ended up liking that well with to stay in the Guard
Joined the Air Force to pay for med school, ended up liking that well with to stay in the Guard
Reposted by Andrew Bohn MD
The whole "natural birth natural life no medicine" crowd is actually more unfathomable to me than even nazis, like I understand what drives a nazi, I cannot wrap my head around the thought process that argues that the best plan is to embrace the methods that historically led to a lifespan of 27 yrs
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The whole "natural birth natural life no medicine" crowd is actually more unfathomable to me than even nazis, like I understand what drives a nazi, I cannot wrap my head around the thought process that argues that the best plan is to embrace the methods that historically led to a lifespan of 27 yrs
There's RFK Jr "romance" "poetry" floating around.
And still, every single thing I've learned in my life about Olivia Nuzzi has been without my consent
And still, every single thing I've learned in my life about Olivia Nuzzi has been without my consent
a man wearing headphones has the words bad day to have eyes written below him
Alt: Bad day to have eyes
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There's RFK Jr "romance" "poetry" floating around.
And still, every single thing I've learned in my life about Olivia Nuzzi has been without my consent
And still, every single thing I've learned in my life about Olivia Nuzzi has been without my consent
Sipping my coffee on #flannelforearmfriday
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sipping my coffee on #flannelforearmfriday
A bit of fun for your listening pleasure amidst all the heavy things in the world
youtu.be/6ZjGVaI9D7o?...
youtu.be/6ZjGVaI9D7o?...
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A bit of fun for your listening pleasure amidst all the heavy things in the world
youtu.be/6ZjGVaI9D7o?...
youtu.be/6ZjGVaI9D7o?...
Reposted by Andrew Bohn MD
GOP Sen. Ron Johnson is crowing about Robert Kennedy Jr.’s CDC pushing debunked vaccine misinformation.
“Time to apologize to Dr. Andrew Wakefield and all the others who were maligned and vilified for simply asking the right questions,” he says.
Wakefield’s paper was *fraudulent.*
“Time to apologize to Dr. Andrew Wakefield and all the others who were maligned and vilified for simply asking the right questions,” he says.
Wakefield’s paper was *fraudulent.*
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
GOP Sen. Ron Johnson is crowing about Robert Kennedy Jr.’s CDC pushing debunked vaccine misinformation.
“Time to apologize to Dr. Andrew Wakefield and all the others who were maligned and vilified for simply asking the right questions,” he says.
Wakefield’s paper was *fraudulent.*
“Time to apologize to Dr. Andrew Wakefield and all the others who were maligned and vilified for simply asking the right questions,” he says.
Wakefield’s paper was *fraudulent.*
Reposted by Andrew Bohn MD
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Reposted by Andrew Bohn MD
*There's* the content I've come to expect from Matty.
He's recently said a couple things I agree with and it was throwing me off. Good* to see a return to form
*Expected, but not actually good
He's recently said a couple things I agree with and it was throwing me off. Good* to see a return to form
*Expected, but not actually good
If there’s no shale gas then there’s no shale gas, but I still think environmentalism is basically bad and politicians should focus more on material prosperity.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
*There's* the content I've come to expect from Matty.
He's recently said a couple things I agree with and it was throwing me off. Good* to see a return to form
*Expected, but not actually good
He's recently said a couple things I agree with and it was throwing me off. Good* to see a return to form
*Expected, but not actually good
Every single chronically ill person I know would, given the choice, choose to not need healthcare rather than have good health insurance.
The problem is, that's not how health works. An individual has some control over their modifiable risk factors, but so many are nonmodifiable!
The problem is, that's not how health works. An individual has some control over their modifiable risk factors, but so many are nonmodifiable!
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every single chronically ill person I know would, given the choice, choose to not need healthcare rather than have good health insurance.
The problem is, that's not how health works. An individual has some control over their modifiable risk factors, but so many are nonmodifiable!
The problem is, that's not how health works. An individual has some control over their modifiable risk factors, but so many are nonmodifiable!
THE TIME OF MADNESS IS UPON US!
(as if it hasn't been since like 2016, but still)
(as if it hasn't been since like 2016, but still)
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
THE TIME OF MADNESS IS UPON US!
(as if it hasn't been since like 2016, but still)
(as if it hasn't been since like 2016, but still)