Wild Gesticulations
@apolicious.bsky.social
he's just like this guy, you know?
I felt like shit and slept all day and this is the shit I'm waking up to fuck this.
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I felt like shit and slept all day and this is the shit I'm waking up to fuck this.
man, I wish this was the kind of thing that made headline news here.
Christmas tree in Durham village chopped down hours after lights switched on
Christmas tree in Durham village chopped down hours after lights switched on
Police appeal for witnesses after tree put up in tribute to war dead cut down in act of ‘mindless vandalism’
A Christmas tree that had stood in a village for more than a decade has been chopped down hours after having its lights switched on.
The tree, in Shotton Colliery in County Durham, was felled between 10pm and 11pm on Wednesday. It is believed to have been cut down deliberately. Police are appealing for witnesses. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
man, I wish this was the kind of thing that made headline news here.
"tomorrow we'll select a bunch of big strong guys to go down to the swamp to hiss and spit at those four-leggers until they go away. now, who's with me?
...of course I'm not talking about sending productive members of society, it'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor."
THIS WAS A KIDS SHOW!
...of course I'm not talking about sending productive members of society, it'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor."
THIS WAS A KIDS SHOW!
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"tomorrow we'll select a bunch of big strong guys to go down to the swamp to hiss and spit at those four-leggers until they go away. now, who's with me?
...of course I'm not talking about sending productive members of society, it'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor."
THIS WAS A KIDS SHOW!
...of course I'm not talking about sending productive members of society, it'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor."
THIS WAS A KIDS SHOW!
found out that one of my favorite artists - who's breakthrough album was described with phrases like "skin-crawling" and "[a] nearly overwhelming onslaught of haunting despair and gloom" has quit the music industry and now does "sound and light healing" in LA. which, you know... dang.
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
found out that one of my favorite artists - who's breakthrough album was described with phrases like "skin-crawling" and "[a] nearly overwhelming onslaught of haunting despair and gloom" has quit the music industry and now does "sound and light healing" in LA. which, you know... dang.
"I have over 100 witnesses that'll testify that for the past 22 years you have - in fact - been a prostitute!"
"I have not."
"oh, sorry, my mistake."
Dinosaurs fucking rules.
"I have not."
"oh, sorry, my mistake."
Dinosaurs fucking rules.
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
"I have over 100 witnesses that'll testify that for the past 22 years you have - in fact - been a prostitute!"
"I have not."
"oh, sorry, my mistake."
Dinosaurs fucking rules.
"I have not."
"oh, sorry, my mistake."
Dinosaurs fucking rules.
a friends' band (all male trio) used to cover this at shows, and it would bring the fucking house down. people yearn for 4NB.
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a friends' band (all male trio) used to cover this at shows, and it would bring the fucking house down. people yearn for 4NB.
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Well recent developments have put me off writing a canto
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well recent developments have put me off writing a canto
apparently Orville Peck is gonna be in the new street fighter movie, which... ok?
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
apparently Orville Peck is gonna be in the new street fighter movie, which... ok?
sometimes I'll like three posts in a row and tell myself "whoa, hang on there buddy, maybe it's time to re-examine your standards a bit"
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sometimes I'll like three posts in a row and tell myself "whoa, hang on there buddy, maybe it's time to re-examine your standards a bit"
bringing back one of my all-time favorite reddit comments.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
bringing back one of my all-time favorite reddit comments.
wait, we're going after freemasons again? what year is this?
Met officers must tell bosses if they are Freemasons, force announces
Met officers must tell bosses if they are Freemasons, force announces
Move comes amid fears that requirement for Freemasons to ‘protect each other’ could lead to corruption
Metropolitan police officers must tell their bosses if they are Freemasons, the force has announced, amid fears membership could be linked to corruption.
Britain’s largest force said anyone who is part or has been a member of a “hierarchical organisation that require members to support and protect each other” must declare it. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
wait, we're going after freemasons again? what year is this?
I've been dealing with some pretty severe brain fog lately (because reasons) and one side effect has been acknowledging how many words I understand in context, but not by definition. and honestly, it's been interesting. there's certainly better motivations, but I can make big words better search now
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've been dealing with some pretty severe brain fog lately (because reasons) and one side effect has been acknowledging how many words I understand in context, but not by definition. and honestly, it's been interesting. there's certainly better motivations, but I can make big words better search now
stick to selling blenders, morning boy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
stick to selling blenders, morning boy.
I mean... yeah?
NEW:
Hotels across US, Canada & Mexico hiked prices during the FIFA World Cup in 2026, with an analysis by The Athletic revealing average increase of over 300 per cent per night around opening matches in the 16 host cities.
Report: nytimes.com/athletic/68757…
Hotels across US, Canada & Mexico hiked prices during the FIFA World Cup in 2026, with an analysis by The Athletic revealing average increase of over 300 per cent per night around opening matches in the 16 host cities.
Report: nytimes.com/athletic/68757…
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I mean... yeah?
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“man you know what would good on this? some goddamn cheese” —the inventor of macaroni and cheese
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“man you know what would good on this? some goddamn cheese” —the inventor of macaroni and cheese
there's basically nothing on this list that speaks to me (outside of the globe attached to a game I've never heard of, although I think that's just because I'm only just now realizing how much I want a globe) but donating to the EFF is always a good thing to do. and you can win some nerd shit!
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
there's basically nothing on this list that speaks to me (outside of the globe attached to a game I've never heard of, although I think that's just because I'm only just now realizing how much I want a globe) but donating to the EFF is always a good thing to do. and you can win some nerd shit!
not only did nobody ever ask this, the "answer" is part gibberish and directly contradicts itself. and this is google's AI! not even grok!
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
not only did nobody ever ask this, the "answer" is part gibberish and directly contradicts itself. and this is google's AI! not even grok!
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
I just wanted to spell a fancy word :(
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You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
the teenage mutant ninja turtles gave us some really lofty expectations about pizza that we'll never meet.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the teenage mutant ninja turtles gave us some really lofty expectations about pizza that we'll never meet.
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint
how off the rails are these guys that they make piers morgan look like the reasonable one?
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
how off the rails are these guys that they make piers morgan look like the reasonable one?
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)