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ADHD brain go brrrrrrrr, possible NSFW
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I very seriously want people to be rude, mean and strict about AI.

See a YouTuber using AI? Tell them you hate it and unsubscribe.
See an artist using AI? Tell them to fuck off and block.
See a friend posting AI memes/vids? Call them out.

Ruffle feathers. Debate it. Hate it. Bury it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I still don't get what the plan was. Did they really think that whole spiel about how they "hardly slept for seven weeks" crafting this slop was gonna do anything? AI evangelists have spent the last few years telling us how much time AI saves but now its suddenly hard work again???
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Mario Party contains an obscure "underwhelming victory" scenario. Normally, the winner is celebrated with a special cutscene and declared Superstar. However, if no stars were obtained, no cutscene plays and all the winner gets is text saying "YOU ARE WINNER" before the game ends.
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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please keep calling your representatives and demanding they oppose censorship/surveillance/Age-verification legislation.

please continue to call Paypros and demand they stop discriminating against adult content, its creators, and sex workers

please
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Kid Goku learned how to breakdance fight from Hansel
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Mark Fuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Already tired of a team from a state that truly is worse than my own, but sure we're the one that gets turned into a meme
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Felt something pop along my ribs and now it hurts to move
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Remembering when Shannon Sharpe, without hesitation, named Will Cain when he did Truth or Dab when asked if there was a sports media personality he couldn't stand.
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.

Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.

Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:

membership.theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Brandon Weeden ass throw
Okay, that was NOT the right decision in that scenario, Max
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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that cyberconnect2 interview was onto something
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Opening at work on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
AI Coke ad with worse looking birds than fucking Birdemic
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM