ArachneJenn
@arachnejenn.bsky.social
Still the mom friend. Still 🌈 ❤️. Still the same username. She/her.
Really that boring, yes.
Big into hockey and yarn, not so much crypto, tech-bros, betting, or dating.
Really that boring, yes.
Big into hockey and yarn, not so much crypto, tech-bros, betting, or dating.
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ArachneJenn
@arachnejenn.bsky.social
· Jan 11
The overlap between hockey fan and knitter is real.
Stars, Penguins, Avalanche, and Fleet. I've given away more than I've kept, but I've got a Vegas and a Kraken around here somewhere, Sirens is next, and I guess Utah at some point.
Stars, Penguins, Avalanche, and Fleet. I've given away more than I've kept, but I've got a Vegas and a Kraken around here somewhere, Sirens is next, and I guess Utah at some point.
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THAT'S ALL OF 'EM.
Every single Stars skater has officially scored a goal this season. 🌟
Every single Stars skater has officially scored a goal this season. 🌟
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
THAT'S ALL OF 'EM.
Every single Stars skater has officially scored a goal this season. 🌟
Every single Stars skater has officially scored a goal this season. 🌟
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Teddy Bear Speedrun 🧸
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Teddy Bear Speedrun 🧸
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📰 House Divided: A Memorable Weekend for the Lind Family
“The biggest thing is my family. What my parents did for me as a kid, I am very thankful for. We all grew up playing hockey and supporting each other,” Kole said.
Read: bit.ly/45ick64
“The biggest thing is my family. What my parents did for me as a kid, I am very thankful for. We all grew up playing hockey and supporting each other,” Kole said.
Read: bit.ly/45ick64
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
📰 House Divided: A Memorable Weekend for the Lind Family
“The biggest thing is my family. What my parents did for me as a kid, I am very thankful for. We all grew up playing hockey and supporting each other,” Kole said.
Read: bit.ly/45ick64
“The biggest thing is my family. What my parents did for me as a kid, I am very thankful for. We all grew up playing hockey and supporting each other,” Kole said.
Read: bit.ly/45ick64
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I have two tickets to the #Goldeneyes game that we cannot use because someone (me) decided to get sick.
Game’s at noon; just pay it forward.
Game’s at noon; just pay it forward.
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have two tickets to the #Goldeneyes game that we cannot use because someone (me) decided to get sick.
Game’s at noon; just pay it forward.
Game’s at noon; just pay it forward.
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Per NH Player Safety, Anaheim’s Frank Vatrano has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for unsportsmanlike conduct for his actions against Dallas’ Jason Robertson.
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Per NH Player Safety, Anaheim’s Frank Vatrano has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for unsportsmanlike conduct for his actions against Dallas’ Jason Robertson.
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Frank Vatrano goes after Jason Robertson after the Ducks play a brutal game against the Stars🤯
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Frank Vatrano goes after Jason Robertson after the Ducks play a brutal game against the Stars🤯
Always hug your goalie.
And especially Wedgie.
And especially Wedgie.
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Always hug your goalie.
And especially Wedgie.
And especially Wedgie.
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This is so pretty.
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is so pretty.
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New from Davy Jones' Locker Room!: Mason Marchment traded to Columbus for picks www.davyjoneslockerroom.com/mason-marchm...
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
New from Davy Jones' Locker Room!: Mason Marchment traded to Columbus for picks www.davyjoneslockerroom.com/mason-marchm...
Dammit.
*stompy feet*
I hate trades. I hate trades of favorite players. I hate trades of my players to teams i dont like.
*stompy feet*
*stompy feet*
I hate trades. I hate trades of favorite players. I hate trades of my players to teams i dont like.
*stompy feet*
🚨Trade
To #hashtag
Marchment, yr 4/4 $4.5M
To #hashtag
‘27 2nd (orig MIN)
‘26 4th (orig NYR)
https://puckpedia.com/trade/1058?694630cb7a9db
To #hashtag
Marchment, yr 4/4 $4.5M
To #hashtag
‘27 2nd (orig MIN)
‘26 4th (orig NYR)
https://puckpedia.com/trade/1058?694630cb7a9db
The Columbus Blue Jackets acquired Mason Marchment from the Seattle Kraken for a 2027 2nd round...
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December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Dammit.
*stompy feet*
I hate trades. I hate trades of favorite players. I hate trades of my players to teams i dont like.
*stompy feet*
*stompy feet*
I hate trades. I hate trades of favorite players. I hate trades of my players to teams i dont like.
*stompy feet*
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
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Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
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There's no 'Green Monster' in Boston more frustrating to opponents than 5'5" netminder Aerin Frankel.
She's been nearly unbeatable for the Boston Fleet this season frustrating opponents with every save. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
She's been nearly unbeatable for the Boston Fleet this season frustrating opponents with every save. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
thehockeynews.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There's no 'Green Monster' in Boston more frustrating to opponents than 5'5" netminder Aerin Frankel.
She's been nearly unbeatable for the Boston Fleet this season frustrating opponents with every save. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
She's been nearly unbeatable for the Boston Fleet this season frustrating opponents with every save. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
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According to the Stars, Tyler Seguin had successful surgery to repair a torn ACL in his right knee on Tuesday. Performed by Dr. Dan Cooper in Dallas.
"Seguin's time frame for return to play will be reevaluated after the Olympic break."
"Seguin's time frame for return to play will be reevaluated after the Olympic break."
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
According to the Stars, Tyler Seguin had successful surgery to repair a torn ACL in his right knee on Tuesday. Performed by Dr. Dan Cooper in Dallas.
"Seguin's time frame for return to play will be reevaluated after the Olympic break."
"Seguin's time frame for return to play will be reevaluated after the Olympic break."
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IMPORTANT: NWS Boulder just issued a rare "Particularly Dangerous Situation" (PDS) Fire Weather Warning for Boulder, Hwy 93, and the Boulder + northern JeffCo foothills for tomorrow.
Winds: 85-110 mph. Bone dry.
This is a Fire Weather Warning with an exclamation point.
#COwx
Winds: 85-110 mph. Bone dry.
This is a Fire Weather Warning with an exclamation point.
#COwx
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
IMPORTANT: NWS Boulder just issued a rare "Particularly Dangerous Situation" (PDS) Fire Weather Warning for Boulder, Hwy 93, and the Boulder + northern JeffCo foothills for tomorrow.
Winds: 85-110 mph. Bone dry.
This is a Fire Weather Warning with an exclamation point.
#COwx
Winds: 85-110 mph. Bone dry.
This is a Fire Weather Warning with an exclamation point.
#COwx
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
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Data from the Defense Health Agency shows DoD actually spent $41.6 million on Viagra — and $84.24 million total on erectile dysfunction prescriptions — last year.
And since 2011, the tab for drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra totals $294 million, = to nearly 4 USAF F-35 Joint Strike Fighters.
And since 2011, the tab for drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra totals $294 million, = to nearly 4 USAF F-35 Joint Strike Fighters.
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Data from the Defense Health Agency shows DoD actually spent $41.6 million on Viagra — and $84.24 million total on erectile dysfunction prescriptions — last year.
And since 2011, the tab for drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra totals $294 million, = to nearly 4 USAF F-35 Joint Strike Fighters.
And since 2011, the tab for drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra totals $294 million, = to nearly 4 USAF F-35 Joint Strike Fighters.
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We're just 50 days away from the Olympics opening ceremony! 👀
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We're just 50 days away from the Olympics opening ceremony! 👀
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Happy birthday (12/18/1998) to Dallas Stars goalie Jake Oettinger. The Lakeville, MN native has compiled a record of 149-66-27 entering the 2025-26 season.
📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images
#TexasHockey
📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images
#TexasHockey
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy birthday (12/18/1998) to Dallas Stars goalie Jake Oettinger. The Lakeville, MN native has compiled a record of 149-66-27 entering the 2025-26 season.
📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images
#TexasHockey
📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images
#TexasHockey
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An Otter year wiser 🥳🦦
Happy Birthday, Jake!
Happy Birthday, Jake!
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
An Otter year wiser 🥳🦦
Happy Birthday, Jake!
Happy Birthday, Jake!
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Two players run into the official and push them along the boards. Can't say I've ever seen that one before.
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Two players run into the official and push them along the boards. Can't say I've ever seen that one before.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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San Jose Sharks defenseman John Klingberg (long time Dallas Stars blue liner) is currently on a 3-game goal streak (4 goals) and a 5-game point streak (5-3-8).
Due to this recent offensive outburst, Klingberg is now 5th in the entire NHL in defenseman goals with 8.
#TexasHockey
Due to this recent offensive outburst, Klingberg is now 5th in the entire NHL in defenseman goals with 8.
#TexasHockey
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
San Jose Sharks defenseman John Klingberg (long time Dallas Stars blue liner) is currently on a 3-game goal streak (4 goals) and a 5-game point streak (5-3-8).
Due to this recent offensive outburst, Klingberg is now 5th in the entire NHL in defenseman goals with 8.
#TexasHockey
Due to this recent offensive outburst, Klingberg is now 5th in the entire NHL in defenseman goals with 8.
#TexasHockey