Unit N-311
@arcturuscrane.bsky.social
27 | Twin Cities | Trans | Sapphic | Gamer | Musician | Storyteller | Cooler than you (probably) | Kink-positive | Community helper | Mom friend
Minors DNI please, otherwise DMs are open if you're nice (or you're hot and you wanna bully me or something)
Minors DNI please, otherwise DMs are open if you're nice (or you're hot and you wanna bully me or something)
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Unit N-311
@arcturuscrane.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Reviving this account so I'm stating it clear:
I'm gonna be so fucking weird on this site. If that's not your cup of tea, totally fine, no hard feelings if you mute or unfollow. But I'm gonna be capital-m Me here, and it's gonna be *great*.
I'm gonna be so fucking weird on this site. If that's not your cup of tea, totally fine, no hard feelings if you mute or unfollow. But I'm gonna be capital-m Me here, and it's gonna be *great*.
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“what’s on your mind?”
well, certainly not serotonin; gimme more prozac.
well, certainly not serotonin; gimme more prozac.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“what’s on your mind?”
well, certainly not serotonin; gimme more prozac.
well, certainly not serotonin; gimme more prozac.
Wait, since when did I have actual curves? How'd that get there? Why has nobody told me of this development??
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Wait, since when did I have actual curves? How'd that get there? Why has nobody told me of this development??
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DM or text your friends to check in and say hi even if you're worried about being "annoying" (hello, my own neurosis)
i promise it won't bother them and will instead make their entire day to know you were thinking about them 🩵
i promise it won't bother them and will instead make their entire day to know you were thinking about them 🩵
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
DM or text your friends to check in and say hi even if you're worried about being "annoying" (hello, my own neurosis)
i promise it won't bother them and will instead make their entire day to know you were thinking about them 🩵
i promise it won't bother them and will instead make their entire day to know you were thinking about them 🩵
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FRICKEN FRIDAY AGAIN LETS GOOOO
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
FRICKEN FRIDAY AGAIN LETS GOOOO
This looks so good! Deconstructeam rarely misses, and how could I *not* be excited for a game about memory, robots, and catharsis?
Most people resort to therapy.
But you chose the brave option.
🔨 Virtue and a Sledgehammer 🔨
WISHLIST NOW!
But you chose the brave option.
🔨 Virtue and a Sledgehammer 🔨
WISHLIST NOW!
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This looks so good! Deconstructeam rarely misses, and how could I *not* be excited for a game about memory, robots, and catharsis?
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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When the whole Christmas tree thing seems expensive and inconvenient, you just have to make do.
I'm pretty sure this technically fits dead tree brought inside and adorned with shinies for worship.
Just might get some much larger, bipedal decorations at some point.
I'm pretty sure this technically fits dead tree brought inside and adorned with shinies for worship.
Just might get some much larger, bipedal decorations at some point.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When the whole Christmas tree thing seems expensive and inconvenient, you just have to make do.
I'm pretty sure this technically fits dead tree brought inside and adorned with shinies for worship.
Just might get some much larger, bipedal decorations at some point.
I'm pretty sure this technically fits dead tree brought inside and adorned with shinies for worship.
Just might get some much larger, bipedal decorations at some point.
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i had a really goofy idea
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i had a really goofy idea
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November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I've got alimony checks comin in from half the portland polycule, this shit ain't nothing to me man
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I've got alimony checks comin in from half the portland polycule, this shit ain't nothing to me man
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only perverts can agree
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
only perverts can agree
Girl who suddenly realizes it's been like five months since she posted a selfie
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Girl who suddenly realizes it's been like five months since she posted a selfie
That's why I do it
Whomst else could truly understand this ordeal called life besides a shitposting therapist?
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
That's why I do it
What if when you learn the architects melody it's just, the lick
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What if when you learn the architects melody it's just, the lick
but doctor, I am fagliacci!
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
but doctor, I am fagliacci!
[CW suicide]
I work for the 988 suicide prevention lifeline. I saw my mother take her own life when I was barely 15. Yesterday was the anniversary of her death, as it were. And through all that, if I can spare one person that fate, of seeing their loved one like that... then it will be enough.
I work for the 988 suicide prevention lifeline. I saw my mother take her own life when I was barely 15. Yesterday was the anniversary of her death, as it were. And through all that, if I can spare one person that fate, of seeing their loved one like that... then it will be enough.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
[CW suicide]
I work for the 988 suicide prevention lifeline. I saw my mother take her own life when I was barely 15. Yesterday was the anniversary of her death, as it were. And through all that, if I can spare one person that fate, of seeing their loved one like that... then it will be enough.
I work for the 988 suicide prevention lifeline. I saw my mother take her own life when I was barely 15. Yesterday was the anniversary of her death, as it were. And through all that, if I can spare one person that fate, of seeing their loved one like that... then it will be enough.
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KNOW THE FORCES OF NATURE!
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
KNOW THE FORCES OF NATURE!
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
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really just need to drink a random liquid i find on the counter and my tits instantly grow huge. that could fix me right now
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
really just need to drink a random liquid i find on the counter and my tits instantly grow huge. that could fix me right now
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One down. Two to go.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
One down. Two to go.
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If you think that synthetic lifeforms have better mental health than organic lifeforms then you clearly haven't met enough synthetic lifeforms.
Sure, amending biochemistry can help some cases but the dual burdens of sapience and reality can fuck up brains whether they're meat or not.
Sure, amending biochemistry can help some cases but the dual burdens of sapience and reality can fuck up brains whether they're meat or not.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you think that synthetic lifeforms have better mental health than organic lifeforms then you clearly haven't met enough synthetic lifeforms.
Sure, amending biochemistry can help some cases but the dual burdens of sapience and reality can fuck up brains whether they're meat or not.
Sure, amending biochemistry can help some cases but the dual burdens of sapience and reality can fuck up brains whether they're meat or not.
Someone's gonna wake up from their vaginoplasty/penectomy to the funniest news imaginable today
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Someone's gonna wake up from their vaginoplasty/penectomy to the funniest news imaginable today
If I had a nickel for every Dick I know of that died this year, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If I had a nickel for every Dick I know of that died this year, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.